Man awesome news folks! So FINALLY we are getting rid of Obamacare aka Affordable Care Act!
From now on, every single cent of your health care costs will come from ... wait for it... a Health Savings Account!
Now as if that sexy bitch right there wasnt enough, heres the really great part: all the money in that HSA... IS YOURS! Its all your money, every God blessed cent of it.
And to show you that President Ryan has your best interests at heart, hes going to even let you defer money into your HSA PRE-TAX!!!!1
So while total gomers like me end up putting pretty much every cent we want pre-tax into 401k's and suffering the indignity of total health coverage with like literally $30 copays or some pussy shit, you lucky winners not only get to do the same, but you get to spend it all on your own medical costs however your Christ fearing hearts desire.
Republicans of PFA, I salute you on this, the day of you finally being able to control YOUR medical care exactly how YOU want it!
L'CHAYIM!!!!!