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    Hey Siri, fuck right off

    I am never talking to my smartphone especially in public so die, die, die.



    p.s. Can I just say how nice it is to be able to use a thread title such as the above without some puritan council passing judgement. Thanks Druff
    Last edited by limitles; 12-31-2016 at 03:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommyt View Post
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    No, we're not talking aboot marrying the double D, -150 IQ. Siri is flat, ugly and dumb......pass

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    this is the voice of siri.
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    also, many iphone users know this already but Siri can be kind of a dick. ask her what 0 divided by 0 is.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/video/...ce_behind.html


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    also, she was the voice of the first ATM "Tilly The Teller"

    http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/43...e-revealed.htm
    Last edited by LarryLaffer; 12-31-2016 at 05:18 PM.
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    this is the biggest shitposter on pfa.



    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    this is the voice of siri.
    Name:  78144477_2719654395001_TNC131004-siri-1280.jpg
Views: 1305
Size:  46.9 KB


    also, many iphone users know this already but Siri can be kind of a dick. ask her what 0 divided by 0 is.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/video/...ce_behind.html


    edit:

    also, she was the voice of the first ATM "Tilly The Teller"

    http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/43...e-revealed.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    this is the voice of siri.
    Name:  78144477_2719654395001_TNC131004-siri-1280.jpg
Views: 1305
Size:  46.9 KB


    also, many iphone users know this already but Siri can be kind of a dick. ask her what 0 divided by 0 is.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/video/...ce_behind.html


    edit:

    also, she was the voice of the first ATM "Tilly The Teller"

    http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/43...e-revealed.htm
    This part of the problem. When Siri reveals her serious ignorance, I get an audio and mental visual impression, and the video part is as off putting as the audio. double fail. One less nag is one step forward for man. Too bad bitches

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    If that was my Siri, I would emigrate to the U.S., drive through an all you can buy liquor and amo establishment,and carry on.

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