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Thread: LuckyChewy isn't only into fail poker sites..........

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    LuckyChewy isn't only into fail poker sites..........

    he's into clothes modeling as well.

    feast your eyes on this bad boy:


    https://www.burkechewy.com/



    where you can find awesome things like these gems:
    $69 shirt
    https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...&product_id=65

    the $90 chewey meditation pullover
    https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...&product_id=64


    and the ever so popular, free style pant comin' in at $78


    https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...product_id=108



    ohhhhh boooyyyyyyy

     
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    At what point do you start calling it a cult?
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    At what point do you start calling it a cult?
    When you do call it a cult he will be offered a round of venture capital and invited to speak at Stanford GSB.

    He's playing the game right.

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    I guess that "David" is the guy that is with lucky chewy 24/7

    one of luckychewy and companies beliefs is showering robs your body of essential oils, so he usually stinks of BO from what I've been told by someone that lived with the cult in his Vegas house

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    Why in the mother fuck did he choose himself as one of the clothes models? That has to be the strangest part.

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    Not one person is gonna buy that shit when the model wearing it has that super nasty looking beard thing. And if a guy is into that look he'd rather die than spend 69 dollars for a t-shirt.

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    The guy obvously lives in a cult buble were he is surrounded by yes people all vieng for there piece of the chewy pie. One of his money grubbing clowns obv built a shitty poker site and convinced him it was the future and withe the Chewy name the masses would flock en mass to there great site. Now thy are selling ten dollar t shirts and long jons as yoga and kung foo uniforms.

    Now if he was selling maryjane Chewy edibles.... thats a different game and could work. as long as they dont get high on there owne supply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Not one person is gonna buy that shit when the model wearing it has that super nasty looking beard thing. And if a guy is into that look he'd rather die than spend 69 dollars for a t-shirt.
    Seriously some of the worst facial hair I've seen in a long time.

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    Is David the guru and Andrew the student or vice versa?

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    Does this guy not make money playing poker anymore? actually, tbh, who the fuck is this guy to begin with?


    also, the girl they got for the women's clothes modeling saves the entire site, as she is a piece.


    I wonder if these dudes are trying to fuck her. I know i would be.

    https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...ory&path=25_64

    go ahead and move your mouse over her pic, see what I mean.


    I will say this for website design, I do like that when you click a link it spawns a new tab.
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    I'll stick to Nordstrom, jcrew, and supreme

     
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    Also bloomingdales to be fair

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    Wow organic plants vs what inorganic plants?

    You can't just go to any old store for cotton shirts you know

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    I would pay money to see the current sales numbers on these.

    Do you think he made a single sale outside of his circle of friends/cult members?

    I bet the Druff Tomatoes on the Side T-shirt would even sell better.

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    So wait this dude has a "cult" or something that follows/lives with him? How many? Who? Do tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I would pay money to see the current sales numbers on these.

    Do you think he made a single sale outside of his circle of friends/cult members?

    I bet the Druff Tomatoes on the Side T-shirt would even sell better.

    I bet we can call and find out.

    No

    Yes.


    says it's in vegas. has a number to call https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...mation/contact
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    that onesie thing isn't just for chillin out.

    you can play poker in that bad boy as well.

    https://burkechewy.com/index.php?rou...log/blog&id=11


    Wow this site is such a fail. that page i just linked has been hit 360 times.

    it's just a ghost ship of a website in some places.

    I'm going to call this number on the webpage tomorrow and find out what the fuck is going on here.
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    A source is telling me this is a marijuana delivery service in disguise.

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    he really does need a haircut and a shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    he really does need a haircut and a shave
    yeah like some people can pull off the z-z top/paul bunyon thing pretty well. this guy however........
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