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    Best move to get rid of the relatives......holiday greetings

    It's tough to do this without attracting real scowls but, what the hay.

    1) Pretty rude, but just take off. Hit the bar and sneak back late for a long snooze and a life of remorse.

    2) Crank up the volume on your favorite Beastie Boys Christmas Channel

    3} I've never needed a third option

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    1)Take a shit with the door open.

    2)Take a shit and forget to flush.

    3)Rearrange furniture and personal belongings as well as theirs.

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    Get cast down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Get cast down.
    You're hosting relatives, cast down is implied.

    I do like leaving the shitter door open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Get cast down.
    You're hosting relatives, cast down is implied.

    I do like leaving the shitter door open.

    I heard that about you.

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    It makes sense. You do look queer with your feminine features and lil skirt.

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    Still a way better look than me and my romper.

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    It just clicked why they call alcohol spirits.

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    sheboon pickens be like

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    but with this spirt feels more like

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    while praying it's not this.

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    My love for you is unconditional. I don't want you here now. Do what they want. Avoid all pain. R3m3mber any and all bad things that I have done to you when you feel sorry for my condition.

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