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    biggest session of the year almost turns into last session of my life

    Yup. Silly me to leave while i was ahead.

    First, it's an amazing session, where I crushed a guy to my immediate right TWICE on his tilt rage after he first moves in pre for 300 without looking at his cards, and I call with A/Q and he turns over AK! I hit the q and double through. a little bit later, same guy gets it in against me on the turn with 3 spades on the board and i've got middle set. I call, and miss the boat, and he turns over.....TOP PAIR TOP KICKER NUT FLUSH DRAW mISS!!!!


    then a few hours later, another drunk guy to my right, who's got about 1500 in front of him (we're about 750 effective) makes it 20 to go (he'd been doing this all night) and I call with 7-8 of diamonds. It's 4 ways to the flop of 6 9 10 RAINBOW! Drunk guy? Fires into the 80 pot for 200. now im sitting there, with the stones, and I just shove. gets back to him, and he calls with QUEEN JACK! for 1300 pot!! turn is a queen rivers an ace giving me a runner runner flush and I'm now up a g for the night. a few more dealers later, and I leave, up $1200.

    Now milwaukee just got hit with a snow storm, and my audi is in the shop getting new a new exhaust and wheels. So i'm driving my dad's ford explorer pick up, which has 4WD, but he told me not to use it, because there's something wrong with it.

    So i get out of Poto, and the roads are fucking snowy. Seems like a plow hasn't come by in forever. I've driven this truck plenty of times, and even in the snow, but never with just 2WD. First stop light, I fish tail. I know this is gonna be a slow drive home, and i'm kicking myself for leaving Poto. FFS, i had over 1400 in front of me, but the game was weak, and I'd already put in a long enough work day. I just wanted to go home, and besides, the highways couldn't be that bad, it's midnight, the snows been going for hours.

    HOLY FUCK WERE THE HIGHWAYS BAD. 94E was a nightmare. I never went more than 30 the entire way. Near the airport, there's a big curve in the highway, and even though i was going slow, I DID A 360 WITH CARS COMING BEHIND ME AND SOMEHOW DIDNT HIT THE JERSEY BARRIER AND WAS ABLE TO COME TO A STOP, AND THEN PROCEED.

    I thought I was gonna die.

    About 20 minutes later, i'm white knuckling going about 20mph with my hazards on, semis are passing, other cars are going slow, when out of nowhere THE CAR DOES A FUCKING 360 AGAIN!!!! and this time, AGAIN, i make it out of it, and keep going. I went from the right to the left and just some how avoided hitting anything. This time the road was dark behind me.

    The entire ride home I didn't go the speed limit and what is usually an hour and a half ride took over 3 hours.

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    wow, some drive...glad you make it home safe

    never driven in snow, lived in SoCal all my life but planning to move to Idaho in a couple of years, so i ask: would snow chains have helped with only 2 wheel drive? or winter tires?
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    I got chased out of a casino by goons for the leader of the vietnamese triad 1 time. About 6 months later he was on the news up for a triple murder that happened about 6 blocks from the casino. True story.

    When I opened this thread I thought your story was gonna be something along those lines not some pussy story about driving in a little bit of fucking snow.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    A 1.5 hour drive could take you 5 hours in bad weather so don't be in a rush.


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    i feel you, we're getting that snow now.

    the other day, a 40 minute drive took me about an hour and 20 in the snow, i drive an older ford thunderbird.

    obviously real wheel drive.

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    I just got an Audi. Even this car does well in snow.

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    Obv went with manual. Fuck tiptronic

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    I got chased out of a casino by goons for the leader of the vietnamese triad 1 time. About 6 months later he was on the news up for a triple murder that happened about 6 blocks from the casino. True story.

    When I opened this thread I thought your story was gonna be something along those lines not some pussy story about driving in a little bit of fucking snow.


    ever notice how when people just make up utter and total lies to make themselves look cool they always follow it with"true story"

    bc you're story is so believable I need to be reminded.

     
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    Is that an actual picture of your stack or just one you used as an example.

    I only ask because you took a pic while your neighbor had cards like that. Trump would have grabbed your phone and threw it like good folks like really really good. I played baseball and was like out of this world an incredible pitcher. I wont even comment on your hands but they make mine look really big folk ok like out of this world you have hands more fem then a shemale. I mean look at a real set of man hands next to yours in that pic, I am starting to think that isn't even your stack, perhaps a 12 year old girl wondered in and went on a heater, even the sleeves are too long. Trump is confused.

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    actual pic of my stack right before i racked it up......
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    actual pic of my stack right before i racked it up......
    Nice rack

    Sorry Trump cant help himself when your a celebrity you get away with this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    actual pic of my stack right before i racked it up......
    Are you Puerto Rican?
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Rename thread to the truth about Larry's Audi quattro becomes the truth about cmoney's Audi quattro.

    (my Audi quattro lies somewhere in the middle)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    I got chased out of a casino by goons for the leader of the vietnamese triad 1 time. About 6 months later he was on the news up for a triple murder that happened about 6 blocks from the casino. True story.

    When I opened this thread I thought your story was gonna be something along those lines not some pussy story about driving in a little bit of fucking snow.


    ever notice how when people just make up utter and total lies to make themselves look cool they always follow it with"true story"

    bc you're story is so believable I need to be reminded.
    Well it is a true story & I've written about it before. Your story is about how scary it is driving in a little bit of fucking snow?

    Hopefully your vagina heals & you'll be able to get over the trauma with a couple dozen intensive therapy sessions.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    tell us the story hg

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    tell us the story hg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    I'm glad you won mate but fuck they are 6 year olds hands. Have you ever done a day of hard work in your life?
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    leave it to todgers posters to not see the baby hands and the oversized clothes and immediately realize he got into the casino standing on top of another person wearing a big overcoat A CLASSIC RUSE

     
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    Someone caught him replying to his thread....on a side note how did you manage to toss that guys salad bar a few weeks ago? Also when you are finger bangin a chick does she know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    I'm glad you won mate but fuck they are 6 year olds hands. Have you ever done a day of hard work in your life?
    He has one of the most dangerous jobs you can have

     
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