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    Tiger motherfucking Woods is officially BACK!!

    Gonna be a hell of a 2017 golf season. He is healthy and going toe to toe with the best in the world right now even thought it is a limited field. I am completely shocked at what I am watching. I haven't seen even a hint of physical pain and he is smoking the ball off the tee like the old days. Short game is on fleek, just holes out a pretty difficult bunker shot for birdie, even though he did have a chunk in first round. It's been like Christmas morning the past 3 days, and if he keep charging and gets in the final group tomorrow watch out.

    Vegas has literally blown up every number they had as money apparently was pouring in on his future Masters and prop bets.

    OH MY GOD HE ALMOST MADE ANOTHER ONE SO CLOSE.

    TIGER OFFICIALLY BACK!!!!

    Shane Bacon ‏@shanebacon 34s35 seconds ago
    Tiger is currently beating;
    - the reigning PGA Championship winner
    - the reigning Open champion
    - Boy Wonder
    - 5 of the last 8 major champs

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    yo what up, welcome to like 3 days ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    yo what up, welcome to like 3 days ago
    3 days ago he was about 8 shots off the lead after only 18 holes and finished terribly with a bad back nine, including 2 doubles to shoot 73.

    Since then he has gone 65 and 4 under on front 9 so far holing bunker shots, fist pumping 25 ft par saves, and looking like the Tiger of old.

    The excitement level has gone off the charts the past 24 hours as we are finally seeing what we hoped, a healthy Tiger competing with the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    yo what up, welcome to like 3 days ago
    3 days ago he was about 8 shots off the lead after only 18 holes and finished terribly with a bad back nine, including 2 doubles to shoot 73.

    Since then he has gone 65 and 4 under on front 9 so far holing bunker shots, fist pumping 25 ft par saves, and looking like the Tiger of old.

    The excitement level has gone off the charts the past 24 hours as we are finally seeing what we hoped, a healthy Tiger competing with the best.
    welcome to like 3 days ago

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    also his club twirl has looked a little rusty, but at least it is back.

    sfo deal idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post

    3 days ago he was about 8 shots off the lead after only 18 holes and finished terribly with a bad back nine, including 2 doubles to shoot 73.

    Since then he has gone 65 and 4 under on front 9 so far holing bunker shots, fist pumping 25 ft par saves, and looking like the Tiger of old.

    The excitement level has gone off the charts the past 24 hours as we are finally seeing what we hoped, a healthy Tiger competing with the best.
    welcome to like 3 days ago
    Shut up, child.

     
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    DJ_Chaps: yah we had dinner last week, he was pumped
    Me: what did you serve? cornflakes and water
    Me: GOT HEEEEEEM
    Me: anyways dj penniless, ill talk with you later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    DJ_Chaps: yah we had dinner last week, he was pumped
    Me: what did you serve? cornflakes and water
    Me: GOT HEEEEEEM
    Me: anyways dj penniless, ill talk with you later.
    nice edit, you drunk delusional waste of semen.


    lewfather: what did you serve? cornflakes and water
    lewfather: GOT HEEEEEEM
    Me: surf and turf
    Me: sea weed and earth worms

     
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    Cornflakes and water with a side of owl really isn't in gordon ramseys playbook but someone out there appreciates it

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    It's the Hero World Challenge...let's see how he does in the full field official events.
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    Trump did it.
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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