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    Beyonce will be president of the United States in the next 12 years.

    Not a reverse pick.
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    That's a train I'd take part in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    That's a train I'd take part in.

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    Maybe then bitcoins will be officially donkdown.
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    SHOTS AT LORD FATTY MELT

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    I pray this cunt runs for President. The shit they would dig up on her and her n-word husband would be top top and a thousand times better than this election cycle.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I pray this cunt runs for President. The shit they would dig up on her and her n-word husband would be top top and a thousand times better than this election cycle.
    Yeah Pre-Trump, Id say you had a lot going on there with that comment.


    Now tho...? Not sure thats how it works.
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    lets simmer it down uncle fatty melt and focus on the ufc bets ur gonna lose hilariously

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    LA Mayor Garcetti is looking to transition to a senate seat and Beyonce is looking to step up to the Mayor slot in 2018'ish.

    ......weeks after hanging out with Hillary Clinton.


    Not a coincidence, do the math sheeples.
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    rofl are you sous viding meth now bro

     
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    i mean obviously not due to your angioedema and your other such angio issues and such

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    lets simmer it down uncle fatty melt and focus on the ufc bets ur gonna lose hilariously

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    I also did some minor parlays of little consequence.
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    of course you did now how can we rope you into draftkings ufc ive never played but im sure ill beat you so diga me cabron

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    of course you did now how can we rope you into draftkings ufc ive never played but im sure ill beat you so diga me cabron
    ill be in AC in spring, we can discuss this in earnest then.
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    ORALEES PINCHE

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I pray this cunt runs for President. The shit they would dig up on her and her n-word husband would be top top and a thousand times better than this election cycle.
    Yeah Pre-Trump, Id say you had a lot going on there with that comment.


    Now tho...? Not sure thats how it works.
    Even more so now. It's all about ratings and this cycle nothing was more popular than the election coverage. I'm not saying she couldn't do well I'm just saying the shit they would dig up would be epic. She's one of the top three biggest diva cunts in entertainment. Couple that with her n-word husband elevator beating her sister amongst about a hundred other horrible stories we've heard about him and we have a real winner here. I hope it happens. Let it be next cycle. Her vs. Trump would be make me cum in my pants. She'd walk out of the debates bleeding from her gaping anus for months.

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    The way things are going In the land of stupid. A random dressed as Batman who never came outa character and promised to clean up city streets could well find himself heads-up for the presidency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    The way things are going In the land of stupid. A random dressed as Batman who never came outa character and promised to clean up city streets could well find himself heads-up for the presidency.

    We're fucking stupid but this is what this wanker gets to look at each morning in the mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post

    She'd walk out of the debates bleeding from her gaping anus for months.
    And if history has taught us anything in the last few months, its how little this actually means.

    Shes going to write the right check in early 2019 and be sworn in 24 months later.
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