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    With a fist-bump from the judge, I am now free.

    well PFA, the day has finally come. I am now free. Off of papers. Probation terminated early. I want to apologize for any bi-polarness that i may have had on the forums the last few months. I've had a lot on my mind, and now the giant proverbial safe hanging over my head is gone. It never fell on me, to say the least.

    To say I walked between rain drops is an understatement here. You guys have no idea how many chances I took while on probation. I smoked pot almost the entire time, only stopping for 10-14 days before a probation meeting to pass my test. I left the state more times than I can count, to play poker in Milwaukee. Every time I went it was a risk. a risk i was willing to take.

    I'm now going on vacation to colorado, to smoke the best weed in the united states.

    The life tilt I had for the last 2 years is over, and now I look forward to the future.


    happy trails everyone.

    I am now about to smoke the biggest joint I can roll, and lounge out. No fear of a probation officer stopping by, no fear of a drug test at the beginning of the month. No fear at all anymore. Just hope.


    stay up PFA
    -Larry

     
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      MumblesBadly: Good to hear! Now, keep outa trouble!!!
      
      Pooh: Just to be on papers makes you a fucking loser. Hopefully you die soon. Warm regards dwarf
      
      Mintjewlips: n-word weed rep
      
      Flipper_Fair: best weed is here in norcal
      
      handicapme: Have to neg this shit. Also, so glad mumbles fuck is blocked.
      
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      nunbeater: wanted to neg you because you're a dipshit but getting off of papers deserves a green
      
      Henry: negging you because you're a dipshit
      
      Dan Druff: This rep line is more divided than the country
      
      BUBBLES: hell yeah
      
      stankmouth: ur such annoying faggot. and the best weed is in norcal...faggot
      
      IamGreek: Grats for not learning nothin from the experience
      
      jacosta24: Toke it!
      
      SantaCruz: Congrats! Don't listen to the reds; they're the ones that put Trump in office.
      
      Hockey Guy: I'll break the tie.
      
      Sloppy Joe: Jail in two years
      
      spennywins: :( no jail rape
      
      Tegnation22: White trash
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    fuck off barry you cunt

     
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    congrats I can relate as I done 8 years on paper. here in GA. we call probation a prison sentence waiting to happen. In 2005 I won a seat to themain on AP for 100.00. Dickhead PO wouldnt approve the travel so I couldnt go. AP put the 10k into my account which was cool.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    congrats I can relate as I done 8 years on paper. here in GA. we call probation a prison sentence waiting to happen. In 2005 I won a seat to themain on AP for 100.00. Dickhead PO wouldnt approve the travel so I couldnt go. AP put the 10k into my account which was cool.


    when I got on papers I won a 5k seat to the wsop circuit event at the horse shoe in a table drawing. wasn't able to go.

    I hear you on the prison sentence waiting to happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post


    I'm now going on vacation to colorado, to smoke the best weed in the united states.
    Enjoy your vacation.

    It's my feeling that CO does not have the best weed in the US, but you'll definitely get plenty high enough.

    Maybe CO has the best weed laws. Maybe.

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    Will you be posting your promised "Larry revealed" thread before you go?

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    I wonder where his alter ego/dupe buddy ringo star dissappered to? Hmmm.

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    Is there really a proverb about a safe hanging over ones head? I've never heard or read that before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Is there really a proverb about a safe hanging over ones head? I've never heard or read that before.
    me neither. I thought he meant the Sword of Damocles maybe? who the fuck knows this guy inhales a lot of exhaust

     
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    You risked incarceration while on paper just to smoke marijuana?

    Might be time to look in the mirror and figure out what's wrong with your life to make such a destructive decision.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    You risked incarceration while on paper just to smoke marijuana?

    Might be time to look in the mirror and figure out what's wrong with your life to make such a destructive decision.
    I'm glad our little mouse is free, but the above can not be stressed enough. You were put "on papers" by making poor life choices, which involved weed. You then think it's a good idea to continue to smoke weed during this time when you know you will be drug tested....

    Listen man, it's not my fucking life you are ruining, but take it from someone who is around your age and has been a fuck up before (could make an argument that I still am a fuck up sometimes), get your fucking shit together. This is no ones fault but your own. Not the "rat's", not the cops, not the court, not your napoleon issues, YOURS. Grow up already and stop being a pussy.

    Btw enjoy the weed and vacation! Then get back and stop being a fuck up, I have almost 0 faith you will change but the last piece of human decency left in me hopes you do.

     
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    it's a mute point motherfuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    congrats I can relate as I done 8 years on paper. here in GA. we call probation a prison sentence waiting to happen. In 2005 I won a seat to themain on AP for 100.00. Dickhead PO wouldnt approve the travel so I couldnt go. AP put the 10k into my account which was cool.
    Then Scott Tom said, "You know what? Fuck that shit. We're getting that 10k BACK!", and he played me heads up at 200-400 on the GRAYCAT account.

    Glad the money went to good use though.

     
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    LoL I didn't risk shit.

    According to recent studies I could smoke for a year straight and be clean in 10 days.

    since I'm not a fat fuck like most of PFA probably is, I tested clean every time at 9.5 days. Yes I used a home test before any probation meeting. they're 99% accurate and the time that I failed was definitely my own fault. I figured out a way to game the system and I did. plain and simple.

    http://www.leafscience.com/2014/04/2...c-stay-system/


    The above web page was my bible the last year and a half. it's not a myth either. But thanks for the fucking lecture. you know nothing about my case but if you did you'd agree I got fucked and should've walked from day 1. but it costs money for lawyers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Is there really a proverb about a safe hanging over ones head? I've never heard or read that before.
    me neither. I thought he meant the Sword of Damocles maybe? who the fuck knows this guy inhales a lot of exhaust


    I should've used the word metaphorical

     
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    and to all the NorCal people saying not to go to Colorado, I have a good friend who lives in Telluride so I'm going to see him. he lives on a farm and they grow their own.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    LoL I didn't risk shit.

    According to recent studies I could smoke for a year straight and be clean in 10 days.

    since I'm not a fat fuck like most of PFA probably is, I tested clean every time at 9.5 days. Yes I used a home test before any probation meeting. they're 99% accurate and the time that I failed was definitely my own fault. I figured out a way to game the system and I did. plain and simple.

    http://www.leafscience.com/2014/04/2...c-stay-system/


    The above web page was my bible the last year and a half. it's not a myth either. But thanks for the fucking lecture. you know nothing about my case but if you did you'd agree I got fucked and should've walked from day 1. but it costs money for lawyers.
    Dude again, yea you prob should have walked... but if you were a responsible adult not breaking the law, you wouldn't have been put in that situation in the first place. Yea the law is bullshit and it's just weed, but it's still the fucking law. Until you take responsibility for your actions the sad truth is this prob won't be the last time you're "on papers". Just man up, admit your mistakes and get your shit together... unfortunately I fear that others again will have to talk you off the ledge in the future.

    This is my last post regarding this, I hope it sinks in mighty mouse. Goodluck.
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    it's a MOOT point motherfuckers
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    LoL I didn't risk shit.

    According to recent studies I could smoke for a year straight and be clean in 10 days.

    since I'm not a fat fuck like most of PFA probably is, I tested clean every time at 9.5 days. Yes I used a home test before any probation meeting. they're 99% accurate and the time that I failed was definitely my own fault. I figured out a way to game the system and I did. plain and simple.

    http://www.leafscience.com/2014/04/2...c-stay-system/


    The above web page was my bible the last year and a half. it's not a myth either. But thanks for the fucking lecture. you know nothing about my case but if you did you'd agree I got fucked and should've walked from day 1. but it costs money for lawyers.
    Dude again, yea you prob should have walked... but if you were a responsible adult not breaking the law, you wouldn't have been put in that situation in the first place. Yea the law is bullshit and it's just weed, but it's still the fucking law. Until you take responsibility for your actions the sad truth is this prob won't be the last time you're "on papers". Just man up, admit your mistakes and get your shit together... unfortunately I fear that others again will have to talk you off the ledge in the future.

    This is my last post regarding this, I hope it sinks in mighty mouse. Goodluck.


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