Druff, how come you didn't buy one slice and jam it into the the empty space in order to avoid a potentîally awkward explanation to your girl?
Druff, how come you didn't buy one slice and jam it into the the empty space in order to avoid a potentîally awkward explanation to your girl?
Come buy a slice of pizza from me for $10 every time I'm doing takeout, and you can repeatedly "win" the encounter with me in this fashion.
If this was some challenge to see if he could buy a slice of pizza from me and spend way too much money, I guess he succeeded. Congrats to the guy for fattening my Jew wallet.
Oh, and I was the one to hand him the slice.
This wasn't a first date. When you're in a long relationship, you come back with the missing slice, explain that it enabled you to get the entire rest of the pizza for $1, and she gives you credit for saving cash.
I knew she wouldn't be pissed, but more would take a "WTF just happened there?" line, kind of like I did.
To everyone mentioning that it is somehow difficult to explain away the missing piece to the girlfriend: 'I was hungry, I ate one on the ride back'.
Actually, you can be in a long-term relationship where the sex was good enough in the first few years where she could overlook such "cheapness", then start quietly losing respect for you for caring so much about money that she stops loving you and cheats on you with her former roommate's ex-boyfriend. #RecountingThePain
First of all, I would have told the guy to fuck off. The going rate for a slice of my pizza is 50$.
This was some type of alpha/power move, but it's impossible to say what the motivation was.
- The guy is "druggie-looking" only.
- The guy is super wealthy. $10 and $2 is essentially less for him than the difference between 10¢ and 2¢ for the average individual (aka it means nothing to him).
- Druff's slice was fresh, ready to eat and/or had toppings he desired.
That's all.
So this thread has no answer? You have no idea yourself either I take it?
I happen to be a magnet for sickies, no clue why, but you have to fight fire with fire. If you can, reply so only he hears the following. " I'm going to castrate you and have your nuts on the next meatball deep dish". Your date (she looks a lot like you btw) will be impressed. Oh and ideally he should be smaller than you and witnesses are essential when he flies into a rage for some unknown reason. If you don't want to chance it just say in a loud voice. "No thank you I do not do drugs. I believe that's a crime."
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