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    huge brawl in the max security unit at the Cook County Jail

    it's a good thing I've never committed a crime worth Division 9 (max security). When I had to do SWAP (Sheriffs Work Alternative Program) which is just legalized slavery for misdemeanor offenders, I did get to go inside Division 9's lobby, and clean out the garbage cans.

    it's a scary looking place that's across from 2650 s california, which is the county lockup (and where i've been twice).

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...025-story.html

     
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      Baron Von Strucker: knocken at the door tho
      
      tyde: Damn shame you weren't there to get the living shit beaten out of your punk ass
      
      MumblesBadly: It's a good thing you were never *convicted* of committing such a level of a crime.
      
      BiffCo99: Not a huge brawl
      
      NaturalBornHustler: LOLOLOL you might be the biggest pussy in the world if that was a "huge brawl!!".
      
      dwai: SWEET THREAD THE FAG
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    sorry Larry but that fight sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    sorry Larry but that fight sucked.

    yeah I watched that video after posting (I guess i pulled a druff) and I agree, solid 1/7 would not watch again.


    that must've not been the whole thing....

     
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      dwai: TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    it's a good thing I've never committed a crime worth Division 9 (max security).
    You would get your little turds packed in.

     
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      tyde: LOL + 1

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    Baron Von Strucker: knocken at the door tho
    not quite....

    i've had a no test (which they count as a dirty) and an actual dirty drop, have had my bail revoked twice, and not only that, but i beat 6 felonies down to one misdemeanor.

    my sentence isn't over until march 7th officially...

    last time i was in court, which was a status hearing after my second revocation, the judge said he'll let me out in november if everything is well.



    The only door i'm knocking on is freedom baby.


    now if i were black? oh lord. they'd have thrown me under the jail (i got snatched with multiple pounds).

     
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      dwai: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU AT ALL
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    it's weed . putting larry in divion 9 for weed should NEVER happen. If you got caught with a couple kilos of cocaine then you are going to jail regardless of your color or w/e
    judges don't like cocaine dealers

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    Isn't it more newsworthy if there is a day without a gang related brawl in at least one of America's urban jails?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    it's a good thing I've never committed a crime worth Division 9 (max security).
    You would get your little turds packed in.



    oh like you and Tyde wouldn't?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    it's weed . putting larry in divion 9 for weed should NEVER happen. If you got caught with a couple kilos of cocaine then you are going to jail regardless of your color or w/e
    judges don't like cocaine dealers


    interesting that you mention that.

    judges also don't like it when white people are in front of them, especially at 26th street. why? because if this judge sees minority after minority cross his path, he starts to think "well par for the course these inner-city shit brains don't know any better" and then when I walk in, they think "why the fuck doesn't this kid know any better. because he's white and he should."

    read a book called Courtroom 302 if you want to truly see the madness that is the cook county judicial system.



    if you really knew my story and how unfairly I was treated when I was arrested (I had multiple civil rights violated) then you'd understand why I want to see this whole place burn to the ground.
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    LOL @ any of you clowns who think you'd last 4 seconds inside Division 9.


    I sure as hell never said I would.

    then again, whatever I would've done to get to division 9 would have to be something horrible like murder someone. So it's not like i'd be there for smoking grass.

    So yeah, you don't end up there without some type of violent tendencies.
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    LOL at you acting like you wouldn't be prime pussy in the joint. You're my girl's size, 5'2", 105. And you want to know what type of asshole my girl's got? A tight little asshole, is what she's got.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    LOL at you acting like you wouldn't be prime pussy in the joint. You're my girl's size, 5'2", 105. And you want to know what type of asshole my girl's got? A tight little asshole, is what she's got.

    you can't read can you.

    it's ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    LOL @ any of you clowns who think you'd last 4 seconds inside Division 9.


    I sure as hell never said I would.

    then again, whatever I would've done to get to division 9 would have to be something horrible like murder someone. So it's not like i'd be there for smoking grass.

    So yeah, you don't end up there without some type of violent tendencies.
    Keeping our mouth shut is a good start and I can see how you would have trouble with that.

     
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    What a fucking waste of a minute and a half. Usually in prison if no one gets stabbed it is just horseplay.

    You would get fucked up the ass every day if you were scared of something like that, which apparently you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post

    You would get your little turds packed in.



    oh like you and Tyde wouldn't?

    For sure if I was in there my bunghole would never be the same. But the way he described it as "little turds packed in" was pretty damn funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    sorry Larry but that fight sucked.

    yeah I watched that video after posting (I guess i pulled a druff) and I agree, solid 1/7 would not watch again.


    that must've not been the whole thing....
    Believe me that video was highly edited. We had a riot on the max yard in Florence AZ in the chow hall back in March 2015.. What got released to news media and made it to youtube is NOWHERE near what all happened.. The video of the female CO getting nearly curbstomped and actually being rescued by some black inmates and pulled out was never shown nor was the beat down one of the young semi-newbies who never returned to work (been on the job roughly a year and ended up getting medically retired due to brain damage from the beating he got, yes the inmates involved were charged and convicted of Attempted Murder not that it mattered they were already lifers). Those videos are always highly edited to prevent any issues from the ACLU or outsider outrage when the COs bust heads to retaliate/regain control. Nor do they want to show how they likely made a stupid mistake that lead to the loss of control to the inmates however temporary.

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    yeah after watching it i figured it was highly edited.




    the las time i was there i had to dress in, and the prison clothes didn't even fit me.

    and i had to take a chest x-ray, and to this day i'm wondering why the fuck i had to do that. FTP, any insight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    yeah after watching it i figured it was highly edited.




    the las time i was there i had to dress in, and the prison clothes didn't even fit me.

    and i had to take a chest x-ray, and to this day i'm wondering why the fuck i had to do that. FTP, any insight?
    You are a fucking joke. Stop posting.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    yeah after watching it i figured it was highly edited.




    the las time i was there i had to dress in, and the prison clothes didn't even fit me.

    and i had to take a chest x-ray, and to this day i'm wondering why the fuck i had to do that. FTP, any insight?
    Probably a TB check.

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