Tobey Maguire splits with hideous wife

[CrackPipes and Kakfights]

Don't blame him. Look at the snoz on this female bonobo. Her nose is bigger than Brittney Griner's Clit even.

[snake_in_the_ass]

Probably a Jew. She can get it fixed for $15,000 in Beverly Hills.

[Dan Druff]

Used to see her sitting next to him while he played at Bellagio.

Also happened to sit at the table next to the two of them at Bellagio Cafe.

This was around 10 years ago. They looked happy at the time.

I wouldn't call her "hideous", but she's kinda average looking, which surprises a lot of people, given Maguire's fame and riches.

A discussion actually broke out regarding her (when she was his girlfriend), while I was at the $100/$200 limit holdem game. He was like 2 tables over playing high stakes NL.

Someone said she was ugly, and that they were surprised Tobey was with her, given that he could easily get someone much hotter.

Someone else at the table piped up in her defense, saying that she was "cute", and reminded them of "a cute but nerdy girl you'd see studying in the library at Berkeley". They also noted that Tobey probably preferred a smart, down-to-earth chick he could talk to, rather than a Hollywood bimbo.

Wonder why it ended. I also wonder if they had a prenup, or if she will be entitled to half the money he made in this nosebleed-stakes private home games.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

. Her nose is bigger than Brittney Griner's Clit even.

No it's snot.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Used to see her sitting next to him while he played at Bellagio.

Also happened to sit at the table next to the two of them at Bellagio Cafe.

This was around 10 years ago. They looked happy at the time.

I wouldn't call her "hideous", but she's kinda average looking, which surprises a lot of people, given Maguire's fame and riches.

A discussion actually broke out regarding her (when she was his girlfriend), while I was at the $100/$200 limit holdem game. He was like 2 tables over playing high stakes NL.

Someone said she was ugly, and was surprised Toby was with her, given that he could have his pick of really hot chicks.

Someone else at the table piped up in her defense, saying that she was "cute", and reminded them of "a cute but nerdy girl you'd see studying in the library at Berkeley".

Haha I get it. "pick"

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

However, it's nothing to sneeze at.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I wonder which has bled more. Can you tell me that please Mr. Kakfights?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

They both need a real job so they have that in common.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

And both obv look down at you.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Does hers light up when Santa's in a bind?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

We can probably all agree they are big fucking Honkers.

[snake_in_the_ass]

Used to see her sitting next to him while he played at Bellagio.

Also happened to sit at the table next to the two of them at Bellagio Cafe.

This was around 10 years ago. They looked happy at the time.

I wouldn't call her "hideous", but she's kinda average looking, which surprises a lot of people, given Maguire's fame and riches.

A discussion actually broke out regarding her (when she was his girlfriend), while I was at the $100/$200 limit holdem game. He was like 2 tables over playing high stakes NL.

Someone said she was ugly, and that they were surprised Tobey was with her, given that he could easily get someone much hotter.

Someone else at the table piped up in her defense, saying that she was "cute", and reminded them of "a cute but nerdy girl you'd see studying in the library at Berkeley". They also noted that Tobey probably preferred a smart, down-to-earth chick he could talk to, rather than a Hollywood bimbo.

Wonder why it ended. I also wonder if they had a prenup, or if she will be entitled to half the money he made in this nosebleed-stakes private home games.

Tough for a 5' 8" guy to get a hot chick, even if he is rich.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Used to see her sitting next to him while he played at Bellagio.

Also happened to sit at the table next to the two of them at Bellagio Cafe.

This was around 10 years ago. They looked happy at the time.

I wouldn't call her "hideous", but she's kinda average looking, which surprises a lot of people, given Maguire's fame and riches.

A discussion actually broke out regarding her (when she was his girlfriend), while I was at the $100/$200 limit holdem game. He was like 2 tables over playing high stakes NL.

Someone said she was ugly, and that they were surprised Tobey was with her, given that he could easily get someone much hotter.

Someone else at the table piped up in her defense, saying that she was "cute", and reminded them of "a cute but nerdy girl you'd see studying in the library at Berkeley". They also noted that Tobey probably preferred a smart, down-to-earth chick he could talk to, rather than a Hollywood bimbo.

Wonder why it ended. I also wonder if they had a prenup, or if she will be entitled to half the money he made in this nosebleed-stakes private home games.

Tough for a 5' 8" guy to get a hot chick, even if he is rich.

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read.



**I never read my own posts.

[Cokehead]

Druff control this fucking monkey bgc, hes out of his cage flinging shit at your forum again.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I asked my friend Cokehead to post in this thread. Can't wait.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

^^^^^^^ DAMN DANIEL!!! ^^^^^^

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Disagree with you on one take and I face the wrath of seven.

It's fucking hard going triple meaning slow and regular much less funny and turbod

[Baron Von Strucker]

Druff control this fucking monkey bgc, hes out of his cage flinging shit at your forum again.

are you ever gonna tell us the silk road drug deal trip report?

[big dick]

I looked at some of her other pictures, Hideous might be a bit strong. She's a solid 6.

[Avon Barksdale]

I would say she's his beard but I forgot he was a member of the Pussy Posse.