Wet Dream

[Krypt]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

[big dick]

[Sloppy Joe]

I never had wet dreams growing up, is that weird?

Sorry about your relapse, here's hoping that you can regain sobriety.

[big dick]

How much porn were you watching? On a normal day how much time would you spend watching? How many times are/were you punching the clown a day?

[Draymond]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

I have been around these parts going on a decade now. This is arguably the worst post I have ever seen. You started out as a decent poster but you have really cratered as of late. Best to take some time off, like a year.

[tyde]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

I have been around these parts going on a decade now. This is arguably the worst post I have ever seen. You started out as a decent poster but you have really cratered as of late. Best to take some time off, like a year.

totally agree

[Sheesfaced]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

I have been around these parts going on a decade now. This is arguably the worst post I have ever seen. You started out as a decent poster but you have really cratered as of late. Best to take some time off, like a year.

I actually think the exact opposite. Krypt used to be horrible and now he's money. He hit rock bottom with the almost bet welching thing and has been on the rise since.

[Krypt]

I never had wet dreams growing up, is that weird?

Sorry about your relapse, here's hoping that you can regain sobriety.

A wet dream is actually not considered a relapse because you're not physically jerking off and/or watching porn. It's more a natural release of excess sperm.

[Krypt]

I reread the op and it really isn't good writing, but I punched it out on my phone and its just me being real.

[big dick]

How much porn were you watching? On a normal day how much time would you spend watching? How many times are/were you punching the clown a day?

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[Brittney Griner's Clit]

MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN

[Dan Druff]

Krypt's random stories like these can be entertaining, but at the same time, I don't think any of us will express surprise when he turns out to be a serial rapist.

[hongkonger]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

I have been around these parts going on a decade now. This is arguably the worst post I have ever seen. You started out as a decent poster but you have really cratered as of late. Best to take some time off, like a year.

You mean aside from all of yours?

[hongkonger]

Yes, you read that right. I had a "wet dream" this morning for the first time since perhaps elementary school. It was surreal waking up to a puddle of jizz in my briefs, but not quite surprising, because as many of you know I have been actively battling porn/masturbation addiction for quite some time now. I've been sober for appx 1.5 months now, and finally seem to be gaining a mental traction on a destructive habit. That being said, the dream which caused me to release nocturnally was me banging two hookers and blowing a fat load in both of their faces/hair. So of course, there's still progress to be made. Despite the perverse dream I will view this "wet dream" as a step in the right direction with regards to rebooting my brain. Finally, I threw away the briefs as they were a crusty mess.

Progress would be actually doing it and posting a TR.

[Krypt]

Krypt's random stories like these can be entertaining, but at the same time, I don't think any of us will express surprise when he turns out to be a serial rapist.

How does anything I've ever posted on this forum even remotely insinuate 'serial rapist' behavior? Some guys on this forum tried smearing me with this elliot roger bs that you love to trot out anytime you can. It's disgusting character assasination and hurtful tbh.

[Pooh]

So nocturnally creaming your shorts in your twennies is progress? Jesus Christ I'm out of touch. I'm sure your porn/masturbating addiction has been debilitating to you and your family. There's really only one solution for you. Here's the deal. Let's face it, and I say this will great respect, you're a filthy sand n-word with not much going for him. You need to drastically lower your expectations and get yourself into a meaningful relationship with like what most of us would consider a two. There's probably a lot of beauty in a two....albeit internal beauty but who's counting at this point. Forget the porn chicks because you aren't getting any of that without paying and given your recent stock market performance there can't be much left anyway.

I feel you're at a critical junction in your life and seriously if you don't bag a two or a three there may be no coming back for you. Accept your deficiencies and go on with your life precious sand n-word. Keep hope alive. Some two's have decent body's I bet. Probably dirty hairy asses but it's nothing you won't get used to.

Godspeed and I wish the best for you little sand n-word.

[Avon Barksdale]

Some guys on this forum tried smearing me with this elliot roger bs that you love to trot out anytime you can. It's disgusting character assasination and hurtful tbh.

Gotta have a thick skin if you want to be a supreme gentleman.

[Pooh]

Baron Von Strucker: Glad to see your alive..... and surley as ever

The kid needs some self awareness, no?

[hongkonger]

So nocturnally creaming your shorts in your twennies is progress? Jesus Christ I'm out of touch. I'm sure your porn/masturbating addiction has been debilitating to you and your family. There's really only one solution for you. Here's the deal. Let's face it, and I say this will great respect, you're a filthy sand n-word with not much going for him. You need to drastically lower your expectations and get yourself into a meaningful relationship with like what most of us would consider a two. There's probably a lot of beauty in a two....albeit internal beauty but who's counting at this point. Forget the porn chicks because you aren't getting any of that without paying and given your recent stock market performance there can't be much left anyway.

I feel you're at a critical junction in your life and seriously if you don't bag a two or a three there may be no coming back for you. Accept your deficiencies and go on with your life precious sand n-word. Keep hope alive. Some two's have decent body's I bet. Probably dirty hairy asses but it's nothing you won't get used to.

Godspeed and I wish the best for you little sand n-word.

Don't be so quick to dismiss a nice hairy ass.

:bushpatrol

[MumblesBadly]

Krypto-kid: Masterbation on a *periodic* basis is healthy if you aren't getting the real thing. A healthy male your age can "finish" as much 4 or 5 times a day no problem if stimmed enough. Also, not "finishing" on a periodic basis isn't healthy for your prostate. Lastly, if you hold back, you won't be calm enough when interacting with prospective women who are not hookers to handle reasonable-to-them communicating with them. That tip about draining the weasel before a big date that "Woozie" gave Ben Stiller's character in "There's Something About Mary" is gold.

As for hookers... If you want to use them to practice to have more confidence with an actual girlfriend in the future, continue seeing them but be honest that is why you are hiring them. Really press that angle, and some of them may tell you stuff that non-hooker women around your age would be to uncomfortable discussing. In fact, if you approach paying to have sex that way, you could actually hire women who specifically advertise as sex therapists. And just be honest with them, and open to their suggestions. You'll get your nut off and learn stuff that will help you down the road.

Good luck with that.