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    Question for the PFA members......

    I went on holiday 4 weeks ago, Ibiza.

    Met a woman for the last 3 days.

    Run up a £283 phone bill, normally £18 .

    Blah , blah....

    I said I can't keep phoning you, you need to come over ....

    Anyway she's Called my bluff, she's coming over Friday.

    I can't quite remember exactly what she looks like, it's not terrible cos my friend has a photo of her.

    My question is , do I try and ram her on the 1st night, she's staying at mine for the week.

    Or do I build up to the 4 inches ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    I went on holiday 4 weeks ago, Ibiza. Met a woman for the last 3 days. Run up a £283 phone bill, normally £18 . Blah , blah.... I said I can't keep phoning you, you need to come over .... Anyway she's Called my bluff, she's coming over Friday. I can't quite remember exactly what she looks like, it's not terrible cos my friend has a photo of her. My question is , do I try and ram her on the 1st night, she's staying at mine for the week. Or do I build up to the 4 inches ? My future is in your hands...............
    If you have a smidgen of self respect you'll do what's right

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    If she is coming to stay with you, she expects to be rammed as you put it. But be careful, seriously. Keep your wits about you the first 48 hours, you could be set up for a robbery, kidney extraction, etc...Probably not, but you never know since you just met her (keep an eye out if she is sneaking away to make phone calls or if she is intently looking around or just generally nervous) . Other than that, stock up on lots of wine, steaks and pasta (chicks love pasta). I'd cook in most nights, chicks enjoy that especially the ones you are courting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    If she is coming to stay with you, she expects to be rammed as you put it. But be careful, seriously. Keep your wits about you the first 48 hours, you could be set up for a robbery, kidney extraction, etc...Probably not, but you never know since you just met her (keep an eye out if she is sneaking away to make phone calls or if she is intently looking around or just generally nervous) . Other than that, stock up on lots of wine, steaks and pasta (chicks love pasta). I'd cook in most nights, chicks enjoy that especially the ones you are courting.

    One of your very very few good posts

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    Just grab her by the pussy.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Just grab her by the pussy.

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    like voting in chicago fuck her early and fuck her often

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    Take your time. Just make sure she has plenty of red wine.

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    Let me put it to you this way; if you don't try to do it with her, she'll think you don't want her. If you do try and she blows you off but still wants to see you, she's most likely trying to use you for money and has no intention of doing it with you.

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    If you try to fuck her and she isn't having it, just wait til she falls asleep, punch her in the face and get on with it. It's her fault for leading you on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    This had to be a level, no?
    No, either way you look at it, women are an expense.

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    Make sure you pronounce it Ibeetha. Wouldn't want anyone to think you don't belong.

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