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    Jared Bleznick, you should quit poker, or just shut your fucking mouth

    tried to find a thread about this asshat on here so as not to have to create a new one. But it's in Scams, and it's not about what i wanna say, so no bump, fresh thread instead.


    I'm watching WSOP footage right now, and in the 7th episode they have this fucking clown in an interview saying that he hates everyone. something something poker is full of shitty people or something else.


    this fucking guy.

    needs to just shut his fucking mouth.

    because if anything isn't good for the game, it's getting on national tv and saying poker is full of assholes, when you, yourself are an asshole.

    so yeah, Jared Bleznick can suck a fucking dick, and should quit poker instead of being a whiney bitch about it.
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    just googled this guy, definitely has the looks of a dirty b "everybody I encounter instantly hates me" face

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    just googled this guy, definitely has the looks of a dirty b "everybody I encounter instantly hates me" face
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    just googled this guy, definitely has the looks of a dirty b "everybody I encounter instantly hates me" face

    It's cool that you think about me constantly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    just googled this guy, definitely has the looks of a dirty b "everybody I encounter instantly hates me" face

    It's cool that you think about me constantly.

    hes literally been on here all day trying to somehow scrub off the bruises you put on his ideology.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    It's cool that you think about me constantly.

    hes literally been on here all day trying to somehow scrub off the bruises you put on his ideology.
    You would probably know this. Has sidedish ever posted a picture of himself?

     
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      thesidedish: he has met me moron

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    IM WRONG??

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    literally true, i met dish and a bunch of other desperado type niggas at setofk's house.

     
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    DIRTYB MUCH??

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    He caused my 2nd-chiplead stack in the 2016 $10k LHE event to vanish within an hour.

    He showed up to my right and was immediately playing like a tiltmonkey.

    I first got over on him big time, flopping a queen high flush against his top pair and nut flush draw.

    However, after that he was playing a million hands, I was in it with him, and every time I made the wrong move. When I called him down, he had it. When I folded because the pot was 3-way and I thought one of the two had me beat, it turned out I was ahead.

    Then he shot it all off to everyone else and busted.

    Then I was losing every hand to everyone else in beat/cooler situations.

    Had a chance to get about 2/3 of my original peak stack back in my final all-in hand, where I had Q8 vs AA on a KQ83 board. River 3.




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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    tried to find a thread about this asshat on here so as not to have to create a new one. But it's in Scams, and it's not about what i wanna say, so no bump, fresh thread instead.


    I'm watching WSOP footage right now, and in the 7th episode they have this fucking clown in an interview saying that he hates everyone. something something poker is full of shitty people or something else.


    this fucking guy.

    needs to just shut his fucking mouth.

    because if anything isn't good for the game, it's getting on national tv and saying poker is full of assholes, when you, yourself are an asshole.

    so yeah, Jared Bleznick can suck a fucking dick, and should quit poker instead of being a whiney bitch about it.
    Bleznick's whiny ass was PermaBanned by WSOP only to have it recinded due to Phil Hellmuth giving a hummer to @WSOPTD in a backroom at the Rio.

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    Clip here:

    http://www.miraclecovers.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Clip here:



    LoL i didn't know how to post a link with it going right to that interview....


    how god damn tilting is this fuckstick.
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    What he said is true though, poker is full of scummy ass people . Degens gonna degen

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    Americans are deeply missed online. Only the Russians I would miss more.
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    In his defense I hate everyone in poker also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Americans are deeply missed online. Only the Russians I would miss more.
    Why would you miss the Russians?

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    bump

    this weeks WSOP footage was full of this jerk. tells William kassouf that he's a $50 nightly tournament grinder and that he'll stake him in the $109 rebuy.

    love it. guy doesn't like the "assholes" in poker when he himself is an asshole
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    Jared Bleznick is a toolbox for sure but he did guess Kassouf pocket threes hand exactly when he was tanking on calling a preflop shove before he folded.

    JohnnyBax even went off on how slow Will was playing and stood up for the table.

    Kassouf is a character because he clearly is aware of how he is pissing the table off, yet knows how to do shit staying within the rules stretching them to the max.

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