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    JIM CARREYS PENIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

    Jim Carrey is being accused of giving his ex-girlfriend Cathriona White three different sexually transmitted diseases in a court complaint submitted in the wrongful death suit brought against the actor by White’s estranged husband.

    Mark Burton claims that Carrey lied about having STDs and then dumped White when she went to get tested in a revised complaint, filed Thursday in the Superior Court of the State of California.

    The amended lawsuit alleges White, 30, learned in 2013 that Carrey had given her Herpes Type 1, Herpes Type 2 and gonorrhea, and that he pressured her to keep quiet by signing a contract.

    The revived complaint also includes a letter that White wrote to Carrey in 2013 describing herself as ‘damaged goods’ after she learned she had contracted the diseases.

    In that letter White also writes that she has been made to feel ‘disrespected, degraded, called a *****, an opportunist, threatened’ and like an ‘ungrateful b****.’

    This traumatic episode played a part in triggering White’s suicide claims Burton in his complaint, which also accuses Carrey of providing the prescription drugs White used to overdose in September 2015.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Gonorrhea can be cured with a shot. Herpes is a minor skin irritation carried by over 1/4 of the world's population, stigmatized because one type of it is spread sexually. This is worth committing suicide? Sounds like a money grab.

     
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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: only the genital kind is stigmatized and u obv have it lol

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    you know what, if you love Jim Carrey's toxic venomous penis so much then maybe you should marry it.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    you know what, if you love Jim Carrey's toxic venomous penis so much then maybe you should marry it.
    Sans a prenup, I'd hella put a cock ring on it.

    (know homo)

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    Wouldn't mind a cock-off with ole Jimbo.

    Mines been down/up some seriously rotten holes.

    Actually, my tongue is probably more rotten than his cock.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Wouldn't mind a cock-off with ole Jimbo.

    Mines been down/up some seriously rotten holes.

    Actually, my tongue is probably more rotten than his cock.
    It definitely is. Genitalia are very clean compared to mouths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    you know what, if you love Jim Carrey's toxic venomous penis so much then maybe you should marry it.
    Sans a prenup, I'd hella put a cock ring on it.

    (know homo)

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    proud to see that 2/5 "similar threads" are Zap threads

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    moar quality 'Tine posts.


    at least this time you quoted the article. but still no link. you're such a good poaster. we should all poast like you
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    its really a disgusting penis, jim carrey's is.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I suspect Jim Carrey was smashing sixes off of plenty of fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    I suspect Jim Carrey was smashing sixes off of plenty of fish.

    I feel like he probably smashed a lot of very weird strange back in his In Living Color days.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Jenny Mccarthy to blame ain't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    I suspect Jim Carrey was smashing sixes off of plenty of fish.

    I feel like he probably smashed a lot of very weird strange back in his In Living Color days.
    I'm guessing barebacking Damon Wayans wasn't the smartest thing he's ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    bump

    jim carreys penis still disgusting bump.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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