A girl I know changed her job on Facebook to "Stay at Home Wife" .... they have no kids.
I posted a little note saying, "See you are a stay-at-home-wife, soooo you mean lazy, unemployed vulture?"
Obviously that didn't go over well, devolved into about 100 comments, where almost every women defended her with such great lines as, "she has more time for charity" and "there's lots to do around the house." I doubled down with, "at least you know when your divorce is coming when you spot that first wrinkle."
Hmm maybe I shouldn't have drank so much last night. #ButNoRegrets
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