A. Erik Lindgren
B. Brad Booth
C. Howard Lederer
D. Russ Hamilton
E. Mike Matasow
A. Erik Lindgren
B. Brad Booth
C. Howard Lederer
D. Russ Hamilton
E. Mike Matasow
Matasow. He is the only one that can still make money.
Of all the money e'er I had, I spent it in good company
I would go with Matusow, he might be broke but ive never heard of him scamming/stealing. So he can probably walk around without looking over his shoulder all the time.
Easy - whoever has the most $$$ that isn't under indictment. So probably Russ based on my guess of who has most dollars. Plus I'd have my picture up on the wall. That would be nice.
Pretty pathetic mindset that you're basing all of your judgment on how much money each has. What is the world coming to? Money comes and goes everyday so easily. Character doesn't
F. death by antbed
A. Erik Lindgren - If you have the ability to get out of debt, you have a hot sugar momma.
B. Brad Booth - If and when out of debt, decent choice. Right now not looking good though as your having a break down.
C. Howard Lederer - After sale of FTP... Safe, in the meantime in a safehouse.
D. Russ Hamilton - Cheater, not any real prospects. Could get a future job with a start-up online poker company, head of security?
E. Mike Matasow - Seems to score both chicks and deep Main Event runs... Need to be on the meds all the time though.
Choice A, E, or B on the right set of circumstances.. If no other options, E.
Mike Matasow. My reasoning is simple: Mike Matusow is some obnoxious degen poker player, and Google tells me Mike Matasow is a CPA in Scranton
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All those guys are ugly and/or old, except for Erick Lindgren, so I guess I would have to go with him just based on that. Frankly, I think I would rather be myself than any of those guys, except for maybe Lindgren if he actually has 7 figures hidden somewhere, which I seriously doubt.
Of all the money e'er I had, I spent it in good company
or "Chopper" Read from Australia, and his razor blade fetish:
I remember an interview with this guy where he said, "you haven't seen blood until you see someone chew on razor blades"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
As reported, I do have a phenomenal ability to withstand pain, often to my detriment. This ability, combined with my desire to get a transfer from Pentridge, convinced me to get a fellow inmate to slice off my ears with a razorblade - just insane stuff really. Little did I know that this would later result in another of life's little ironies. A few years ago I was recruited by some character from Black Flys sunglasses to help promote their products here in Australia. Great, how was I meant to keep the bloody things on?
Pentridge always had its lighter moments and there are numerous stories. In prison I made others chew razor blades while I ate their food and it has been alleged that I use to blowtorch feet so that they smelled like a cross between burnt hair and roast pork. What a fancyful story, by the way have you seen the cover of my book Chopper 10 1/2, The Popcorn Gangster.
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