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    Attention ZAP ITS ON BITCH

    ZAP, ITS ON BITCH
    BURY UR SQUAD ON A LONG DITCH,
    YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME,
    BUT MAYBE MORE YELLOW IN YOUR PEE,

    I SEEN YOU SHOOK ON MY BLOCK,
    DONT EVEN LOOK AT MY CLOCK,
    IT AINT GOT THE TIME FOR YOU,
    BUT I GOT THIS RHYME FOR YOU,

    I SMELLED YOUR KIND BEFORE,
    STALE CIGS, AND HORSE MANURE,
    STINKY LIKE YOUR RAPS,
    YO! THEY CALL ME CHAPS!

    I'LL LEAVE YOU ON THAT NOTE,
    I SHOT A HOLE IN YOUR INFLATABLE BOAT,
    YOU'VE BEEN SERVED BY THE GOAT,
    LOL WOW IS THE FUCKIN WOAT

     
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    your bars are worse than your beats

    how can that be possible?

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    Today, 04:20 AM #2
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    WHOA, WILLIE, YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND DUDE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    your bars are worse than your beats

    how can that be possible?

    I DON'T MAKE BEATS MORON, OH AND BTW YOU'RE A KNOWN THIEF AND ASSOCIATE OF FRAUDSTER KNOWN AS YEBSITE, DONT THINK U CON MEN DONT HAVE VERSES COMING AT YAS.


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    I think IM GONNA EIN RD ONE VS ZAP THO. LOOK HOW I HIT HIM WITH HIS OWN STYLE. HES LIKE OH WOW AN HOMAGE TO ME, OR IS IT MY PARODY OF HIM? HES GOTTA BE SHOOK UP. WATCH FOR SPAGETTI STAINS ON ZAPS JORDAN JERSEY.
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    WILLIES A SHIT TALKER FROM WAYBACK, A BROKEN RECORD, SKIPPIN WITH THE PLAYBACK,
    KIDS TRIPPIN, MUST BE GRIPPIN, HIS 18 GAUGE.

    NOT TALKING BOUT WILLIES SHOTTY, CUZ WILLYS WHOLE BODY IS NEEDLE SHODDY. CAN'T PICK UP A BRICK OF H TO LAY THAT,
    JUST WATCH HIM LAY BACK, TIE OFF AND VEIN SLAP. THEN JERK OFF WITH A NOOSE TIED FROM THE SAME STRAP, HES A STRANGE CHAP. UGH, THATS A SICK CHOICE OF WORDS, FUCK THAT SHIT, i'LL STICK TO MY FINE CHOICE OF HERBS, GOT WILLIE QUAKIN WORSE THAN A BATCH SUITCASED IN HIS TURDS.

    WILLIE STOLE

     
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    give a hoot
    dont pollute

     
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      DJ_Chaps: BARS
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    THE KIDS WANT BARS, SHITS FUNNY; THE BARS WANT KIDS THAT SHIT MONEY; NONE OF THESE BITCHES GET SHIT FROM ME. SAVE THAT FOR THE NEXT FUCKIN DUMMY. I SEEM TO RECALL YOU TALKIN BEEF, TIL YOU WALKED UP FRONT O' ME, BUT THEN YOU COULDA SWORN IT WAS JUST A STEAK THREAD HUH, G? JUST A LAME GUY TRYNNA BE THAT SAME GUY, ACT ALL COOL, GET FOUND IN A POOL. REST IN PIECE, FOLKS, THE NEXT DUAL. MY SQUAD KEEP THE CHOPPERS CLAPPIN LIKE STANDING OVATIONS, MINUTES ON END, CAR LOAD AFTER CAR LOAD, ON FULL ROTATION. WE GOT LIL HOMIES ON POCKET CHECK DUTY, PULLIN DONATIONS.
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    DJ? More like PEE GAY
    and I'm about to lay it down and won't be leaving any LEEWAY
    you're too busy at the disco giving BJ'S
    and rimming assholes at the rest stops on the FREEWAYS
    how longs it been since you fucked men? maybe 3 DAYS?
    you must have been withdrawing then because you NEED AIDS
    you're addicted to the dicks with black diseases
    and when you meet a spook he fucks you when he pleases
    your only hope to save yourself is finding Jesus
    your luck is out because he's busy blessing G-Wiz
    and when it comes to busting raps I'm like a twister
    I'll shoot a load into your mouth like you're your sister
    when this tornado touches ground it doesn't fuck around
    the way you do with blacks and jews when you're in faggot town
    do me a favor, don't you overstep cuz that's a fowl
    you stupid raver, drop the mike you kike and fuck an owl

     
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    I GIVE NO FUCK
    BOUT ANY CANUCK
    THAT CAN FUCK
    WHAT HE CAN PLUCK

     
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      limitles: eh for effor..........t boot(spelling)
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    DJ Chaps? would you relax?
    are you mad because your dad sold you for sex to chinks and blacks?
    and greeks and eskimoes, egyptians and some muslims too?
    and burn victims, quadriplegics and mexicans and jews?

    don't be fuckin salty cuz your dad needed the cash
    he lost all of his jobs and had to live off corned beef hash
    and he was up to his red neck with massive legal bills
    pertaining to your owl incident up in the hills
    you see, when you were young your daddy put you in the scouts
    because he didn't want you gaying up his little house
    when you were gone he'd take your little sister* to the park
    he couldn't take you with her cuz you'd probably fuck a lark
    and that summer the scouts went on their yearly camping trip
    the ranger caught you with an owl dick between your lips
    unbeknownst to you it was the state bird that you blew
    when you got caught the prosecutor threw the books at you
    so daddy hired out a lawyer who was named zitteles
    he was a jewish man who had connections with some fellas
    he got you off but daddy had to make it up, that's why
    those circus clowns and carnie freaks would fuck you every night
    but you grew up and you moved out and got some records too
    you listened to YMCA and then you felt renewed
    the disco gave you confidence, so much that you stepped to
    a diamond pro, who with one blow, just decimated you


    *i fucked her when she turned 18, got her pregnant and left her

     
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      Muck Ficon: GOT HIM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    DJ Chaps? would you relax?
    are you mad because your dad sold you for sex to chinks and blacks?
    and greeks and eskimoes, egyptians and some muslims too?
    and burn victims, quadriplegics and mexicans and jews?

    don't be fuckin salty cuz your dad needed the cash
    he lost all of his jobs and had to live off corned beef hash
    and he was up to his red neck with massive legal bills
    pertaining to your owl incident up in the hills
    you see, when you were young your daddy put you in the scouts
    because he didn't want you gaying up his little house
    when you were gone he'd take your little sister* to the park
    he couldn't take you with her cuz you'd probably fuck a lark
    and that summer the scouts went on their yearly camping trip
    the ranger caught you with an owl dick between your lips
    unbeknownst to you it was the state bird that you blew
    when you got caught the prosecutor threw the books at you
    so daddy hired out a lawyer who was named zitteles
    he was a jewish man who had connections with some fellas
    he got you off but daddy had to make it up, that's why
    those circus clowns and carnie freaks would fuck you every night
    but you grew up and you moved out and got some records too
    you listened to YMCA and then you felt renewed
    the disco gave you confidence, so much that you stepped to
    a diamond pro, who with one blow, just decimated you


    *i fucked her when she turned 18, got her pregnant and left her
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    HoodedN: You were wondering why I hate you.....


    i WASN'T WONDERING ANYTHING. YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE NOBODY HERE. YOU DON'T EVEN REGISTER ON THE SCALE.
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    Zap is GOD.

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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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