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    What make and model car do you drive?

    What make and model car do you drive? Do you like it?

    I have a 97 Nissan 240sx that I've had for about 4 years. I have put a fair amount of money into the car, it has an sr20det motor. 4-2-1 headers, cold air intake, full catback exhaust, 70mm throttle body, 272 cams, 650 cc fuel injectors, upgrader to a t68mm turbo. Makes 483 rwhp on 24 lbs of boost, daily it on 10 lbs. I have an electronic boost controller. Pretty fun car on the highway, horrible city driving wise.

    Also have a 99 ford Ranger as a daily driver.
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    Well just trying to contribute and get some conversation going. I guess your lives are that miserable and you get off on being pricks on a Web forum.

    Tight lives

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tegnation22 View Post
    Well just trying to contribute and get some conversation going. I guess your lives are that miserable and you get off on being pricks on a Web forum.

    Tight lives

    Thats not true at all Tegnation22, I live a very stimulating and adventurous life. For example, just this evening I looked at my watch as I stood at the elevator bank with my laptop bag. It was only 6:30 PM. That was pretty good. Lately it seemed I've been working later and later.

    My name is Mike Andrews. I'm twenty-two years old and this is my first job out of college. I'm a corporate app developer for one of the bigger businesses in our small town. My boss is a complete jerk and seems to always dump the crap jobs on me. I also seem to get more than my fair share of support tickets. Maybe because he doesn't like me. Maybe because I'm the low man on the totem pole. Either way, it sucks.

    I let out a tired sigh as I entered the lobby and walked into the parking deck. When I got in my car, I tossed my bag onto the passenger seat. I stuck the key in the ignition and turned it. As soon as the engine started up, it shut off. *Damn*. I tried it again and it did the same thing. *Shit*. The third time it didn't even turn on. *Fuck*!

    My car was ten years old. The repairs had been getting more and more expensive. I knew I really should have looked into buying a new one, but it's nice to not have a car payment.

    I grabbed my laptop bag and headed back upstairs to my cubicle. I pulled out a phone book and called some local auto shops. The first four places I called were closed. The next one was still open, but their tow truck was out and wouldn't get to me before they closed at 7. Midtown Auto was next on the list. As the phone rang, I prayed they were still open.

    "Midtown Auto. Mac speaking," a gruff voice answered.

    I explained to Mac what was wrong. He listened patiently before explaining they closed at 7:00. I glanced at my watch. It was now 6:50. After a moment of silence, he sighed and asked where I was. I gave him the directions and told him where my car was.

    "Yeah, I know where that it is. It's not too far. I'll be there in 15 minutes."

    "Thank you so much. I really appreciate it."

    I hung up the phone and grabbed my bag and headed back down to my car. I loosened my tie and popped my top shirt button and leaned against the car and waited. It was hot as hell in the parking deck, but seeing that it was the beginning of July, I wasn't surprised. When I saw the tow truck pull up about ten minutes later, I waved him down.

    A tall, well-built man got out of the truck and walked over to me. He was slightly older than me, perhaps mid to late twenties or so. He must have been at least 6'4", maybe 6'5". He had short dark auburn brown hair and a full biker-style horseshoe mustache. He was wearing dark blue coveralls with the Midtown Auto patch on the left breast and the other had a rectangular name patch that had "Mac" embroidered on it. His coveralls showed off a body built like a superhero: broad shoulders and narrow waist.

    As he moved closer, I saw he had beautiful deep blue eyes.

    He pulled off his right glove and held his hand out to me.

    "I'm Mac," he said in a deep, gruff voice.

    "Mike," I said as I shook his hand.

    I noted as he held out his hand to me, his sleeve rode up and I could see his exposed arm was fully covered in tattoos. As I held his hand, a warmness spread up my arm, into my body and down to my groin. My pulse quickened and I instantly grew nervous. I didn't know this guy. If he thought I was coming on to him, he could easily beat my ass.

    "Thanks for coming out," I said again after I let go of his hand and cleared my throat.

    "No problem," he answered quickly, as if it was an automatic response.

    He looked me up and down, looked me in the eye for a second, then turned to get my car on the tow truck.

    I moved out of his way and watched him. I wondered if that look meant he was checking me out. Not that I was interested, of course. I liked jocks; clean cut guys. Of course, that didn't mean they were necessarily interested in me. I was a short, lean guy at only 5'8" tall. I had short black hair and brown eyes and wore glasses. I was a computer programmer. Everything about me screamed 'nerd'.

    I had been a total virgin until my second year of college. A senior who was the assistant director of my residence hall seduced me after we came back from winter break. Because of my parents's vacation schedule, I had come back a couple of days earlier than the rest of the students. That "relationship" consisted of us meeting in secret for oral sex and it ended at the end of the year when he graduated.

    I had two brief flings my junior year that didn't go beyond me blowing them a couple of times. It was in my senior year I had a disastrous encounter at a frat party. I lost my virginity that night and I hadn't been with anyone since.

    "Ready?" Mac asked, interrupting my thoughts.

    I looked up and saw he had loaded the truck and was ready to go.

    "Oh. Yeah," I said, picking up my computer bag.

    Mac opened the passenger door of the truck for me and I climbed in. He shut the door when I got settled and moved around the front of the truck to pull himself into the driver's seat.

    "You been having problems with your car lately?" Mac asked as he pulled out of the parking lot and headed to the shop.

    "It's been okay, I guess. Until today."

    "I'm pretty sure I know what the problem is. It shouldn't be too expensive."

    "Thanks. That's a relief."

    "So you work at GCI? What do you do there?" he asked after a few moments of silence.

    "Um, I'm a developer."

    "Like computer apps?"

    "Yeah."

    "Smart *and* cute. Nice."

    I smiled nervously and blushed at his compliment. I adjusted my glasses and tried to look forward. Mac glanced over at me and chuckled to himself.

    When we pulled into the shop, Mac pulled the truck around to the garage bays. He stopped the truck and signaled me to get out. I waited for Mac to unload my car and he easily maneuvered it and got it inside the garage bay. He popped the hood and looked at it for a few seconds.

    "You need a new serpentine belt. Let me check your computer as well."

    "Okay."

    "So how do you like working at GCI?" Mac asked as he pulled out and hooked up a small machine to my car.

    "It's okay."

    "We get a bit of business from you guys over there. This big guy — loud, bad hair like Donald Trump — was just in last week," Mac chuckled.

    "Yeah... That's my boss."

    "Your boss is kind of an asshole."

    "You don't have to tell me. I spend every weekday with him."

    We both laughed a bit. Mac read the codes from the reader. "No problems here. I can do the belt for 75 bucks, plus 25 for the tow."

    I was pleasantly surprised. I didn't expect it to be that cheap.

    "Okay."

    "It's a fairly quick job on this model, but I'm pretty sure I'm out of stock on that belt. Let me check."

    Mac disappeared in the back and returned few minutes later.

    "I have 'em in tomorrow morning's shipment. I'll have it ready for you by the end of the day."

    "Okay. That sounds really great. And thank you again for coming out. I know you closed an hour ago, and I really do appreciate it."

    "It's no problem. You know Mike, you don't seem as stuffy as the other guys you work with."

    "Thanks, I guess," I said with a smile. "Um, do you have a phone book I could borrow? I need to call a cab."

    "I can drop you off at home. Where do you live?"

    "Oh, no, that's okay. I don't want to trouble you any more than I already have."

    "If it was trouble, I wouldn't have offered."

    "Well... okay, I guess. I live in the apartments near Grant and 8th."

    "That's not too far. Let me wash up real quick and we can head out."

    Mac walked into the employee bathroom and came out a few minutes later wiping his hands on a towel. His face and hands were nice and clean. He walked to the office in the back, which had glass windows that overlooked the garage. I watched as he unzipped and pulled off his coveralls. Underneath he was wearing jeans and a white wife-beater tank top. Every inch of both of his arms were fully covered in tattoos. His arms were big and beefy as was his chest. I could see curly auburn hair peeking over the top of the tank top. Man, he had a great body. He grabbed a blue button down shirt off the back of the door and hung up the coveralls. His eyes caught mine and I quickly looked away. He pulled out his keys and shut the office door behind him.

    "Ready?" he asked as he slipped the shirt on over his tank top. He left it unbuttoned.

    I nodded and he locked up and turned on the alarm. We walked around to the back of the building. My eyes widened as we walked towards an enormous white Ford F150 4x4 pickup truck raised with a suspension lift. The door had a magnetic sign advertising Midtown Auto with his name, the address and phone number.

    "Wow," I said with wonder. "Your truck is huge."

    Mac chuckled. "Yeah. We install a lot of lift kits here. It's good for advertising. Plus, I'm a big guy. I need lots of room."

    I smiled and climbed up into the passenger seat of the pickup truck. He started the truck and it rumbled as we pulled out of the parking lot. I was looking out the window thinking about how different it was to be so high up compared to my little car.

    "Fuck, I'm starving," he said. "I was gonna grab a pizza and a beer for dinner. You wanna join me?" Mac asked.

    I was really hungry. It wouldn't hurt to eat dinner with him. It'd give me an opportunity to thank him for helping me out even after the shop closed.

    "Uh, well, sure. Why not?"

    Mac turned and we headed over to Vinny's. We were seated in a booth and Mac ordered a mug of beer and I got a Coke. We compared what toppings we liked and ended up ordering a large Hawaiian pizza. That was my favorite, and I was surprised that it was also Mac's favorite. Most people I know really don't like the pineapple on pizza.

    "I saw on your truck door that your name is Mac MacDonald. Is that really your name?" I asked.

    "It's really Andrew MacDonald. My family calls me Andy. Everyone else calls me Mac."

    "Ah."

    Mac was really easy to talk to. He looked like a rough and scary guy, but he was actually really nice. He had a good sense of humor and made me laugh. I could also tell he was really smart. I felt a little guilty about pre-judging him based on his looks. We even talked about that a bit. He said most people looked at him and thought he did drugs or was a pothead. He said he'd never done drugs of any kind, but admitted to a weakness for cigars and scotch, plus the occasional beer with dinner.

    He was telling me about my boss coming in last week and being a total asshole. I laughed throughout his story. He had me practically in tears. When he was done telling the story, he had a slight smirk on his face and he was staring into my eyes. He licked his bottom lip and then took a drink of his beer.

    I felt my dick plump up and I shifted uncomfortably in my seat.

    We talked about the shop and how much he loved owning his own business, and how fulfilling it was since working on cars, trucks and motorcycles was something he loved. I told him how impressed I was since he was so young. I learned he was 26, four years older than me, and both of us had May birthdays.

    I complained about my job and how miserable my boss made me.

    "It's a shame you're not doing something you love."

    "Well, I love being a developer... solving problems and being creative. It's just all the other stuff... the office politics, my boss. But it pays the bills."

    "Speaking of, why are you driving that clunker? I'd think you could afford a better car."

    "Yeah, I suppose. It's nice not having a car payment, though. It's allowed me to save quite a bit of money. Plus, I hate car salesmen. I feel like they're taking advantage of me and I'm getting cheated."

    "You need someone who knows about cars to go with you. If you ever need a hand, let me know. I'll help you out."

    "Really? You'd do that?"

    "Sure. Why not?"

    "I'd think you'd want me to keep my old car so you can keep fixing it," I said with a smile.

    Mac shrugged. "I don't own that kind of shop."

    "Oh, I didn't mean to imply that you cheat your customers or anything like that."

    "I didn't think you did, Mike. But if your car keeps you coming back to my shop, I sure wouldn't mind that."

    I blushed a bit at his obvious flirting and gave him a bashful smile.

    When we were finished eating and the conversation died down, I wanted to pick up the bill, but he would not hear it, and we ended up splitting it. When Mac pulled into my apartment complex, I directed him to my building and he parked the truck in front.

    "Thanks for the ride, Mac," I told him. "And for dinner."

    "No problem, Mike. I had a good time tonight. Thanks for keeping me company. I'll call you tomorrow when your car is ready."

    "Thanks, Mac."

    I shook Mac's hand and he held onto it for a couple seconds longer than a handshake. He smiled at me and I climbed out of the truck and headed inside.

    As I lay in bed, I tossed and turned trying to get to sleep. I kept seeing Mac's shirtless body in my head and my penis was throbbing. I sighed and laid flat on my back. I slipped my underwear off and grabbed a hold of my dick. I wasn't hung very big or thick. Five inches was being generous. I gripped it and quickly jerked it and spurted my load onto my chest and stomach. I cleaned up with my briefs and finally was able to fall asleep.

    # Chapter 2

    When I got up the next morning, I planned on taking the bus to work, but I was running late, so I took a cab. At least it was Friday. If I could get through the day without my boss dumping extra crap on my desk, I could maybe get out on time for once.

    That afternoon Mac called and said my car was ready. I told him I'd be over as soon as I got out of work.

    He called back around 5:15 and offered to bring the car by. I agreed since I would be pushing to get there before closing time. At 5:30, I went downstairs and met Mac in the parking garage. He was driving my car and one of his employees followed in a pickup truck. After he parked in an empty spot, he climbed out and shook my hand. I gave Mac the $100 in cash and he wrote out a receipt.

    "No tie today?" he asked as he handed me the receipt and my keys.

    I looked at him with confusion for a second before I figured out what he was asking. Today I was wearing a short-sleeve button down shirt instead of my usual long sleeve shirt and tie.

    "Oh, it's 'casual Friday'," I said.

    Mac nodded. He looked uncomfortable for a second, shifting from one foot to the other. "So, you got any plans for tonight?"

    My mouth went dry. He was asking me out. "No, not really."

    "You maybe wanna grab dinner?"

    "Sure," I said without hesitating.

    I reminded Mac where I lived and gave him the apartment number. He said he'd pick me up around 7:30. He got in the idling truck and waved as they pulled out of the parking deck.

    After returning to my desk, I figured that I wouldn't get anything else done. I shut my PC down and packed up for the night.

    I drove home and took a quick nap on the couch. I wanted to be fresh and alert for Mac. When I woke, I brushed my teeth and took a quick shower. I changed into jeans and a white Polo shirt and pulled on a pair of Chucks.

    When Mac knocked on the door, I took a deep breath and opened the door to let the man in. He was wearing a fresh change of clothes, looking very handsome. He wore faded but clean blue jeans and black biker boots, a clean white tank top with an unbuttoned short sleeve shirt over it.

    As he walked in, I caught his scent, an intoxicating combination of cologne and his natural smell. He looked me up and down and smiled and nodded approvingly, causing me to blush slightly. I showed him around my tiny one bedroom apartment which took about a minute.

    Mac drove us to one of his favorite restaurants. Dinner was great and Mac's company was even better. I wouldn't have given Mac a second glance before this week, but sitting across from him tonight, I found myself very much attracted to him. He was everything I liked in a guy. He was smart and funny, tall and muscular. He was good looking, but when he smiled or laughed, God was he ever handsome.

    As we talked, I couldn't help but stare at his mouth... nice straight white teeth, wet lips, framed with that horseshoe mustache. When I first saw him, I thought it looked outdated like something from a 70's porn video, but it really did fit his style and I found it really sexy. He owned his own shop and seemed to be doing very well and he loved it. What wasn't to like about the man?

    From the looks he gave me throughout dinner, it seemed like he was attracted to me as well. But I wasn't sure if he really liked *me* or just wanted to get laid. I was obviously hoping that he was interested in more than just sex.

    After dinner, we walked down to a coffee shop down on the corner and continued to talk for a while longer while sipping coffee. When Mac finally drove me home, he parked in front of my apartment building and turned off the truck. I didn't want the night to be over.

    "I had a really good time tonight, Mac," I said quietly.

    "Me too, Mike."

    I looked at Mac and he looked at me. I smiled nervously and undid my seat belt to get out of the truck. Then Mac put his hand on the back of my neck and leaned into me. He lightly brushed my lips with his. I pushed into him and kissed back. It was long, sensual, open mouthed kissing. It was an amazing.

    My body was warm with pleasure and my dick throbbed inside my underwear. When Mac pulled away, I sighed and opened my eyes to see him staring me in the eyes.

    "Can I come up?" he whispered hoarsely.

    I nodded. Mac grabbed a backpack from the backseat. We got out of the truck and he followed me up to my apartment. As soon we were in the door, he tossed his bag on the couch, bolted the door shut and grabbed me. Pushing me against the closed door, he kissed me hard. When I felt his tongue flick across my lips, I opened my mouth and allowed it entry. I moaned softly as our tongues touched and slid along each other.

    I was panting when we finally broke the kiss.

    "Fuck, Mike," he whispered. "You're a great kisser. And so fucking cute."

    I couldn't help the blush that crept up my cheeks. "Thanks.... Do you really think I'm cute?"

    I wasn't fishing for compliments, but I was well aware of how nerdy I looked.

    "Hell, yeah. You're fucking adorable. I just love a smart little dude in glasses."

    "Wow. No one's ever said anything like that to me before."

    "Really? I can't believe that."

    I just shrugged. "I can't believe you want me... You've got a really hot body... Plus you're smart and funny. I like that."

    Mac smiled. "Thanks, Mike."

    I kicked off my shoes and left them by the door. Mac bent down and took off his boots and set them down next to my shoes.

    Taking Mac's hand, I led him to my bedroom. I pushed the door closed and Mac turned on the lamp on the nightstand.

    "I want to see you," he whispered.

    His hands moved under my shirt and he pulled the shirt tails out. He unbuttoned my shirt, dropping it onto the floor. After he pulled my undershirt off, he then unbuttoned my khakis and pushed them down, leaving me standing there in my socks and a pair of black briefs.

    "Nice," he whispered as he ran his hands up and down my body.

    I stepped out of my pants and kicked them to the side. It was my turn to undress him.

    I slid his shirt off his shoulders and tossed it onto the pile of clothes. I pulled up his tank top undershirt and he bent slightly so I could pull it over his head. Looking into his eyes, I unbuckled his leather belt and unzipped his Levis. I grabbed the waist of his jeans and pushed them down. The weight of his belt dropped them the rest of the way, until they pooled around his ankles. I knelt down and helped him step out of his jeans and then lifted each foot to pull his socks off.

    I stood up and let my roam his nearly naked body. "Oh, wow..."

    Mac's body was amazing. He had wide shoulders and a beefy, muscular chest. His chest and stomach were covered in curly auburn brown hair, thickest in the middle of his chest. His stomach was flat. His legs and arms were big and strong. I ran my hands up and down his tattooed arms, then up onto his shoulders and into his furry chest, down to his stomach. His boxer shorts were tented with a large bulge laying towards his left thigh.

    When I looked up into his face, he had his eyes closed and his head back, enjoying my hands on his body. He opened his eyes and looked down at me.

    I sat down on the bed and pulled my socks off and threw them on top of the pile of clothes. I swallowed nervously and scooted back onto the bed. Mac climbed onto the bed in front of me and we laid down together on our sides facing each other.

    I put my hand on his face and traced his mustache with my index finger and ran it across his bottom lip. He suddenly nipped at my finger and I jumped in surprise, making us both laugh.

    We leaned into each other and kissed deeply and sensually. I rubbed my hands along his hairy body and he flicked my nipples with his fingers. He ended the kiss and pressed his lips along my chin and across my jaw. His tongue flicked my ear lobe and then ran down my neck. He clamped his mouth on the base of my neck and sucked the skin in hard. His tongue licked and his teeth nipped and I whimpered as my body shuddered in pleasure. My fingers dug into his skin, pulling him closer, silently begging for him to keep going.

    "Mikey, you are so fucking hot," Mac growled against my neck.

    Mac pulled back long enough to take my glasses off and set them on the nightstand.

    He pushed me onto my back and his head moved to my chest, his tongue flicking across my nipple. I ran my fingers through his hair and moaned. His hand glided down my body and rubbed my dick over top of my briefs. I moaned louder, writhing on the bed. He slipped his hand into my briefs and lightly ran his fingers along my shaft.

    He lifted his head up and pulled my briefs off. My dick snapped up against my belly, harder than I could ever remember it being. The head was red, glistening with precome. Mac wrapped his fist around it and it all but disappeared in his mighty fist.

    I blushed beet red, feeling inadequate once again. "Sorry... it's not very big," I whispered.

    Mac looked up at me and kissed me on the lips. "It's the perfect size for a little guy like you."

    Mac kissed me again, then moved his head down my body. I gasped when his tongue swirled around the head of my dick. When he took me into his mouth, I moaned loudly, pushing my hips off the mattress. His mouth was warm and soft and his tongue flicked around the shaft as he gently sucked. He locked his lips around the shaft and slid his mouth down to the root and slowly bobbed up and down.

    I was moaning desperately as Mac worked to get me off. "Oh, Mac..."

    He pulled off my dick and looked up at me. His lips were wet and he looked so freaking sexy I almost came right then. "*Andy*. Call me Andy."

    I closed my eyes and whispered his name, "Andy..."

    Mac went back down on my penis and I felt the pressure building up quickly. "Andy, I'm close. I'm gonna come."

    Mac increased the speed and suction. My body shuddered and tensed, my legs stretched and my toes curled. Those inner muscles contracted and I exploded.

    "Andy, I'm coming! Oh! Andy!"

    As my back arched, I spurted into his mouth. He stopped bobbing and gently squeezed the shaft with his hand, milking any remaining drops out of me while his tongue flicked lazily around the head and shaft.

    I collapsed back onto the bed panting desperately. Mac moved up and laid on his side next to me. He ran his arm up and down my chest and he had a smuggest of grins on his face.

    Taking in a deep breath, I tried to calm my racing heart and heaving chest. "Andy... that was the most amazing thing I ever felt."

    I turned on my side and grabbed Mac, kissing him with passion. Using my momentum, I pushed him onto his back, leaned over him and tugged his boxers off. I gasped when I saw it flop up and lay against his stomach.

    "Oh my god," I whispered.

    Mac's penis was fully erect and it was huge. It was long and thick. Mac was uncircumcised and about half of the head of his dick was exposed. The head was a bright red and glistened with precome. The shaft was smooth except for a vein that ran along the top. He had a nice thick, furry pubic bush. It jerked upwards, as if begging me to touch it.

    "You're so big," I said as I wrapped my hand around it. It was so thick I couldn't come close to touching my thumb and index finger together. "Geez. How big is it?" I wondered aloud.

    "Eight and a quarter inches."

    "I've never seen one like yours before."

    "What? Uncut?"

    "Yeah."

    I watched in fascination as I slowly stroked his dick. The way the foreskin covered and uncovered the head was so hot.

    "You like that big uncut cock, Mikey?" he asked, his voice deep and husky.

    "I love it," I whispered.

    "It's okay to call you Mikey?" he whispered to me.

    "I normally hate it, but I love it when you call me Mikey."

    Mac and I smiled at each other and I gave him a quick kiss. I stared at his dick as I slowly slid my hand up and down the shaft, covering and exposing the head. A large drop of fluid oozed out of the slit and dripped over the top of the head and onto my thumb.

    I leaned down and lapped it up with my tongue, causing Mac to groan loudly. He thrust his hips up and the head of his penis bumped my chin. I took the head into my mouth and swirled my tongue around it, licking up the leaking honey goodness. I pulled the skin back up over the head and I licked around it, pushing my tongue underneath his foreskin.

    "Oh, Jesus..." Mac moaned.

    I slid my mouth down the shaft a couple more inches and tightened my lips over my teeth and sucked as I slid up and down his shaft. I took him into my mouth as far as I could go without choking. I used my hand on the exposed shaft that my mouth didn't cover.

    "Yeah, suck it, Mikey... oh, fuck, that's good..."

    Mac moved his hands onto my head and gripped handfuls of my hair as I pumped my mouth and hand up and down. I sucked a little harder and sped up my motions. I used my tongue on the underside of his shaft as it slid back and forth.

    "Faster, Mikey. Just like that, baby, oh yeah, just like that... Don't stop."

    I moaned when I felt his cock swell and harden in my mouth.

    "I'm coming, baby! Oh, fuck, Mikey! Unh!"

    Mac loudly grunted over and over and I felt the underside of his cock pulse against my tongue as it pumped jets of come into my mouth. My mouth quickly filled with his semen and I had to swallow repeatedly to keep it from spilling out. I didn't think he'd ever stop coming. I just kept swallowing. When he finally did, his dick started to soften and I licked it all over and let it fall from my mouth.

    It lay heavy against his thigh, satisfied, wet with my spit.

    When I looked up at Mac's face, he had an arm draped over his eyes. He was breathing hard, his chest heaving up and down.

    "Oh, Jesus," he panted. "Mikey, that was one of the best blowjobs I've ever had in my life."

    I felt oddly proud of that fact, that I could please a guy like Mac so thoroughly. I laid down next to Mac and slowly stroked his chest hair. All that activity had me sleepy.

    Mac looked at the clock and yawned. "I hate to say it, but I should get going. I need to open the shop at 7:00 in the morning."

    "Oh... You can stay the night... if you want."

    "You sure?"

    I nodded. "Yeah."

    "Cool."

    Mac gave me a quick kiss, then sat up and swung his legs over the side of the bed. I got out of bed and put my glasses and boxers back on.

    Mac followed me completely naked to the bathroom, pulling his toilet kit out of his backpack on the way. I brushed my teeth as he stood at the toilet and pissed. I couldn't believe how loud and heavy his stream was. I also got a good look at his flaccid penis. It was about five inches long, and fat, with just the tip peeking out of his foreskin. I cringed inwardly when I realized his was bigger soft than mine was when fully hard. I blushed and looked away when he caught me looking.

    He walked up behind me and kissed the back of my neck. His voice was low and growly. "You can look all you want, Mikey."

    I finished up and let him have the sink to brush his teeth. I tried to pee, but was too shy to do it with Mac standing there next to me. I heard him chuckle and I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate.

    "I'll let you have a little privacy," he said, then smacked my butt as he walked out.

    I sighed as my body finally relaxed and released my urine. Afterward, I washed my hands and then adjusted the thermostat down a notch before I returned to the bedroom.

    I was glad to see Mac laying on the side of the bed closest to the door since I liked the side by the windows. He had his arms behind his head and his legs crossed at his ankles. His dick was soft and it lay along his left hip.

    "Can you set an alarm for me?" he asked. "6:15."

    I pulled my focus away from his body and nodded, then set the alarm time on the clock radio to 6:15. I turned off the desk lamp and crawled onto my side of the bed and pulled the sheet and blanket up over us.

    "What are you doing way over there?" Mac asked quietly. "C'mere."

    I scooted up next to Mac's right side and he pulled me closer. He wrapped his right arm around my shoulder and I laid my head down on his hairy chest between his right shoulder and pec muscle. I put my arm around him and he brought his left arm to mine and slowly rubbed it.

    "Good?" he whispered.

    "Yeah. Very," I replied with a sigh.

    "Night, Mikey," he said before kissing the top of my head.

    "Night, Andy."

    Mac slowly stroked my shoulder and back and I quickly fell asleep.

    \* \* \*

    I woke the next morning when I felt Mac get out of bed. I looked at the clock and it was 5:50. Way too early! I felt the spot where Mac had slept and it was warm. I brought my nose to it and it smelled like him. I heard the toilet flush in the distance, followed by the sink. A minute later Mac was quietly walking back into the room and climbing back into bed. I moved to make room and snuggled up to him when he settled.

    "Sorry I woke you," he whispered.

    "It's okay."

    Mac leaned his head down and kissed me.

    "I got a little bit of time before I have to leave for work...," he said with a wicked grin on his face.

    I smiled and leaned my head up to him. As we kissed and explored each others' mouths with our tongues, I slid my hand down his body and wrapped it around his semi-erect dick. It only took a few strokes to get it fully hard.

    I pulled away from his mouth and moved down and moved between his legs. I grabbed his cock at the base and lifted it up. I slid my hand up and down and ran my thumb over the foreskin. When I took it into my mouth, my lips pushed the foreskin back off the head and Mac groaned and pushed his hips up. I looked up at him and he had his arms linked behind his head and he was watching me. I slowly bobbed my head up and down, sucking and twisting my head as I moved. I held his dick tight at the base and pushed my mouth down until I gagged. I backed off and coughed.

    "Easy, baby," Mac whispered. "You're doing perfect, don't hurt yourself."

    I tried again and was able to get more into my mouth this time.

    "Oh, fuck," he groaned.

    One of Mac's hands moved to the back of my head and he helped me get the rhythm he wanted. I sucked up and down on his shaft, getting most of it into my mouth.

    "Yeah, Mikey, you're so fucking good. You're getting me close, baby."

    Mac's breathing increased and he held the back of my head gently pushing while he pumped his hips up into my mouth as I bobbed up and down with my mouth and hand. I used my left hand to run through the hair on his chest and stomach, then down to cup his balls. The slurping and sucking noises I was making combined with Mac's breathing and grunting caused my dick to throb.

    "Here it comes, Mikey. I'm coming!"

    I kept sucking and looked up at Mac. His eyes locked onto mine, his face contorted into a mix of pain and pleasure.

    "Aw fuck, I'm comin'!" he shouted and I felt his dick jerk. It pulsed against my tongue and I felt the first blast hit the roof of my mouth. My mouth quickly filled with semen and I had to swallow to keep up.

    When he was finished, I crawled up and laid on my side next to him.

    "You come a lot," I whispered.

    "I always come a lot when I'm really turned on and into it. And you really turn me on, Mikey."

    I blushed. "Thanks."

    "You don't even know how good you are, do you?"

    "I kind of had a boyfriend in college. He was my first ever and I guess we did it a lot. You know, oral..."

    "Have you been with a lot of guys... if you don't mind me asking?"

    "After Ted, there were three other guys, but only one time each. Well, twice with one of them."

    "I didn't realize you were so inexperienced. I've been with more than four guys... a lot more. I hope that doesn't bother you."

    "No. It doesn't matter to me."

    Mac kissed me deep and hard as he reached down and grabbed my hard-on. He gripped the shaft with his thumb and first two fingers and began sliding the tight skin up and down. His mouth moved from my mouth to the base of my neck. He began sucking hard on my neck as he increased the speed of his hand. I was already so turned on from blowing him, I couldn't hold back.

    "Andy, I'm coming," I whispered.

    Andy pulled off my neck and watched as my body shook. I grabbed him tight and buried my face into his neck as my legs stretched and my toes curled and come spurted from my dick. The first spurt landed on my chest and the next two on my stomach, with the last couple dribbling out onto his hand.

    "Nice," he whispered. He brought his hand to my mouth and looking at him, I licked some of the come off. He brought his hand to his own mouth and tasted the rest.

    We laid back on the bed trying to catch our breath when the damned alarm clock went off.

    "You don't mind if I take a quick shower?" Mac asked.

    "Of course not." I shook my head and we got up out of bed.

    I got a fresh clean towel and washcloth for him and told him he was welcome to use my shower gel and shampoo. While he took a shower, I went to the kitchen and made a pot of coffee. I yawned while it was brewing and I pulled a couple of mugs from the cupboard. When Mac walked out of the bathroom naked, running the towel through his hair, I almost dropped my cup. He really shouldn't be walking around naked if he wanted me to function properly.

    He walked to his backpack and pulled out a fresh tank top and boxer shorts and slipped them on.

    "How do you like your coffee?" I asked.

    "Black is fine. Thanks," he said as I handed him the mug. He looked up at the clock and quickly finished the coffee. He disappeared into the bedroom and came out wearing yesterday's jeans. He stuffed his boxers and shirts into his backpack.

    "I gotta head out," he said quietly as he bent down and kissed me. "Can I see you again, Mikey?"

    "I'm not busy tonight," I replied with a grin.

    Mac laughed. "What's your number?"

    We both grabbed our cell phones and traded phone numbers. I walked him to the door and we hugged and kissed. "Bye, Andy."

    "Bye, Mikey. See you tonight."

    # Chapter 3

    Mac called when he was on his way and asked if I wanted to go out for dinner and stay over at his place tonight. I packed an overnight bag and after he picked me up, we went out to dinner.

    We talked about everything at dinner. He told me how he came out when when his mom caught him getting a blowjob from a buddy when he was 17. We laughed about it, but at the time he said it was definitely not funny. He had a sister, who was the eldest sibling, two older brothers, and one younger brother. He didn't get along with his oldest brother, especially after he came out. His mother and the other siblings eventually came around and accepted his being gay. His dad left when he was 5, so his mother raised the five kids by herself working long hours as an ER nurse.

    I told him about my family, my Mom managed a hotel restaurant and Dad was a city cop. I had a brother who was four years older and engaged to be married. I also had a sister two years younger, still in college. I came out after my sophomore year of college. My mom and sister were okay with it, but my brother shook his head and said he knew I was a fag. Dad said he didn't care what I did in my bedroom as long as I didn't flaunt it in front of him. I leaned in towards Mac and whispered as if it was a dirty secret, "He's a republican." Mac laughed loudly and I joined him.

    Mac's house was just outside the city in an older neighborhood. It was very well maintained and charming. It was a three bedroom, two bath ranch-style house on a really good sized lot. The master bedroom had its own bathroom and a big walk in closet. Mac's king size bed was very comfy. He had soft sheets and a fluffy down comforter. It was completely not what I expected from a guy like Mac, which seemed to be a common theme with him.

    We made out for a long time and when I moved down to take him into my mouth, he pulled my body so that he could suck me at the same time. He had to back off my dick a few times because I was so close. When he finally got close, he attacked me with his mouth and we came in each others' mouths almost at the same time. Afterward, I cuddled up next to him and yawned. I was shocked at how comfortable I felt with him after only my second time with him. I didn't have much time to dwell on it, because I fell right asleep.

    The next morning, we slept in and then showered and got dressed. After eating a bowl of cereal, we went down to the farmer's market. Mac wanted to pick up some vegetables for a soup he was going to make us for dinner. Mac's shop was closed on Sundays, so we planned on spending the day together.

    We casually strolled around the market booths talking and laughing.

    "Mike? Mike!" I heard a woman shout behind me. I groaned and turned around and saw my parents and my younger sister.

    "What are you doing up and about so early on a Sunday morning?" Mom asked.

    "Uh, Mac dragged me out. He needed a few things from the market," I said. "This is my friend Mac. Mac, these are my parents, Jake and Beth Andrews. And this is my sister Jill."

    Mac smiled warmly. "Nice to meet you."

    Dad eyed Mac coldly as he shook his hand. Dad shot me a disapproving look that made me want to curl up and die. I was embarrassed by Dad's reaction, which I'm sure was because of Mac's appearance. Maybe if he covered up his tattoos and shaved his mustache or grew it into a more acceptable goatee. I immediately felt ashamed for thinking that. So what if he looked like a biker thug? He was the nicest guy I had ever met.

    "Well, we'll let you go, honey," Mom said, interrupting the awkwardness. "And don't be a stranger."

    "Bye."

    I let out a deep breath and watched them walk away.

    "Your Dad doesn't like me," Mac said.

    "I'm so sorry, Andy. He's just really... conservative."

    "Eh, it's okay, Mikey. I'm used to it."

    "I know, Andy, but that doesn't make it okay."

    I took a deep breath and blinked back the tears that were threatening to fall. Mac looked at me and smiled warmly.

    "Thank you, Mikey," he said quietly.

    Mac squeezed the back of my neck and we continued walking through the market.

    Mac and I spent a wonderful day together. I'd never felt for anyone what I felt for Andy. I was already falling in love with him.

    When he dropped me off Sunday night at my apartment, we kissed for a little bit in the truck. When I got inside, I laid down on the couch. I was confused and scared. Did I really love him? What will my parents think? What if he didn't even feel the same about me?

     
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    2015 rav4 limited. Love the car, hate the 800 mo payments specially since i quit my job while trying to figure out how to be happy and make money not being part of the machine. Its me and my pups only to worry about now. My pup had puppies and have been spending the last 2.5 mos helping her care for them. All but one are gone now in new homes. Will do puppy trip report with pics soon.
    Ps,the obamacare trickle down affect is horrible. Gotta peace out.

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    2015 rav4 limited. Love the car, hate the 800 mo payments specially since i quit my job while trying to figure out how to be happy and make money not being part of the machine. Its me and my pups only to worry about now. My pup had puppies and have been spending the last 2.5 mos helping her care for them. All but one are gone now in new homes. Will do puppy trip report with pics soon.
    My aunt drives a new Rav4...pretty sharp looking automobile. Yikes that's a big car note. Good luck with the puppies. What breed?

     
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    What make and model car do you drive? Do you like it?

    I have a 97 Nissan 240sx that I've had for about 4 years. I have put a fair amount of money into the car, it has an sr20det motor. 4-2-1 headers, cold air intake, full catback exhaust, 70mm throttle body, 272 cams, 650 cc fuel injectors, upgrader to a t68mm turbo. Makes 483 rwhp on 24 lbs of boost, daily it on 10 lbs. I have an electronic boost controller. Pretty fun car on the highway, horrible city driving wise.

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    If you have a turbo motor why would you have headers and not turbo manifolds?
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