I had a physical this past Friday

[Draymond]

Basically all my vitals are perfect, but what amazed me was my blood pressure. I have actually put on 10 lbs the last couple years, so I was bracing for bad blood pressure. But when I got tested I was at 114 / 74. Statistically its basically perfect. And despite reckless drinking over the years, my liver vitals were fine and blood sugar right in line.

Essentially I am a beacon of health. I hope others can say the same thing here. I doubt it though, many on here live a sinister lifestyle, I am quite sure there are plenty 170-100 BP and borderline adult diabetics. I have never been a smoker, drugger, and eat lots of lean meat and veggies, here again, a lifestyle pretty foreign on this board.

[Suicide King]

I have to get a physical every year for work. They didn't touch my balls last time and I really felt ripped off.

[Muck Ficon]

Bottomset has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. I can state, unequivocally, that Bottomset is the healthiest individual to ever post on the forums.

[snake_in_the_ass]

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I got a 350 pound cousin who claims his blood work is immaculate.

[ToasterOven]

Everyone would guess that your fake physical would be very optimistic. Way to go!

[LarryLaffer]

he was just happy that a man touched his balls and that it wasn't in a "gay manner"

[BCR]

Good to hear. Many here pray for your continued health every day.

[simpdog]

Glad to hear you're in good health so you can enjoy your 200k liquid assets.

[vegas1369]

Glad to see you're still going to be able to create threads about members supposedly being dead

[Draymond]

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I got a 350 pound cousin who claims his blood work is immaculate.

I am a shade over 6 feet tall. About 200. I used to be 185-190 like 2 years ago. So I am definitely going the wrong direction. But like I said, I am statistically freakish in my vitals. To be under 120 / 80 is just on another level especially given the fact I put on 10 lbs the last couple years.

[zealanddonk]

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I got a 350 pound cousin who claims his blood work is immaculate.

Leave Badguy's mother out of this.

[cmoney]

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I got a 350 pound cousin who claims his blood work is immaculate.

I am a shade over 6 feet tall. About 200. I used to be 185-190 like 2 years ago. So I am definitely going the wrong direction. But like I said, I am statistically freakish in my vitals. To be under 120 / 80 is just on another level especially given the fact I put on 10 lbs the last couple years.

I remember my last physical I smoked some pot and did a few shots with sushi before seeing the doctor and my blood pressure was 104/65. He actually asked if I was an athlete. My BP is always a little under normal but I am guessing the drugs in my system lowered it.

It is great that your blood pressure is low, but one thing I have learned from hanging around doctors is a lot of them are degens like the rest of us. Some of the biggest alcoholics i know are doctors, so unless you are seeing a specialist, take what they say with a grain of salt. Doctors kill far more patients with their proscriptions of pain meds and benzos than all of street drugs combined.

[Muck Ficon]

unless you are seeing a specialist, take what they say with a grain of salt

You must have forgotten that Bottomset has the "Mercedes" of health care plans. His pediatrician is top notch.

[Draymond]

Basically all my vitals are perfect, but what amazed me was my blood pressure. I have actually put on 10 lbs the last couple years, so I was bracing for bad blood pressure. But when I got tested I was at 114 / 74. Statistically its basically perfect. And despite reckless drinking over the years, my liver vitals were fine and blood sugar right in line.

Essentially I am a beacon of health. I hope others can say the same thing here. I doubt it though, many on here live a sinister lifestyle, I am quite sure there are plenty 170-100 BP and borderline adult diabetics. I have never been a smoker, drugger, and eat lots of lean meat and veggies, here again, a lifestyle pretty foreign on this board.

I went in for my follow up physical to make sure my statin med I got a few months ago was in line. Basically the blood test I took last week came back perfect for cholesterol. Now I was not high cholesterol, but one level was elevated so I agreed to go on a mild statin. My BP was 122-83, a little high I suppose but basically perfect. Everything about my physical as far as vitals was statistically spot on.

I figure less some type of freak accident of cancer attack, I should live until my early 90s. That's over 50 years of posts on PFA awaiting (providing Druff stays alive that long).

I am sure many of you on this site never get physicals and are a jelly doughnut away from heart failure. My advice is to get to a doctor as soon as possible and get yourself checked out. If I saved someone's life, this post was worth it.

[blubbernuffle]

I was just thinking today that I should have my blood pressure checked. I've been getting really pissed off lately about dumb shit. I'm a super active bike rider and look young for my age. I was a vegetarian for 17 years but have started eating lean meat. But, I've started adding salt to my food. I never use to do that, but i like it. And I'm getting older (trying to catch up to druff) makes me want to pay closer attention. Take care of yourselves guys.

[Draymond]

I was just thinking today that I should have my blood pressure checked. I've been getting really pissed off lately about dumb shit. I'm a super active bike rider and look young for my age. I was a vegetarian for 17 years but have started eating lean meat. But, I've started adding salt to my food. I never use to do that, but i like it. And I'm getting older (trying to catch up to druff) makes me want to pay closer attention. Take care of yourselves guys.

Reality is, its just a blood test and a BP test, is all a physical is. Haters on this thread are probably scared to death to visit to see how bad off they are (I believe there are quite a few 190-110 Blood Pressure and 300 cholesterol on this board, and borderline adult diabetics on this board) . Physical Takes like 20 minutes. You can take your BP at the machine at a drugstore like CVS, but they are not really accurate. You really need to get a manual test at the DOCs office. Plus the blood test is critical, it shows the vitals such as liver, cholesterol, diabetes, sugar levels, crap like that.

[blubbernuffle]

I was just thinking today that I should have my blood pressure checked. I've been getting really pissed off lately about dumb shit. I'm a super active bike rider and look young for my age. I was a vegetarian for 17 years but have started eating lean meat. But, I've started adding salt to my food. I never use to do that, but i like it. And I'm getting older (trying to catch up to druff) makes me want to pay closer attention. Take care of yourselves guys.

Reality is, its just a blood test and a BP test, is all a physical is. Haters on this thread are probably scared to death to visit to see how bad off they are (I believe there are quite a few 190-110 Blood Pressure and 300 cholesterol on this board, and borderline adult diabetics on this board) . Physical Takes like 20 minutes. You can take your BP at the machine at a drugstore like CVS, but they are not really accurate. You really need to get a manual test at the DOCs office. Plus the blood test is critical, it shows the vitals such as liver, cholesterol, diabetes, sugar levels, crap like that.

yea dude, you need to care your body. i can see you're a new poster here and you have a bunch of down votes for who knows why. you can't worry about that shit. but taking care of me and mine is number 1 and it should be for you too. be well

[snake_in_the_ass]

I was just thinking today that I should have my blood pressure checked. I've been getting really pissed off lately about dumb shit. I'm a super active bike rider and look young for my age. I was a vegetarian for 17 years but have started eating lean meat. But, I've started adding salt to my food. I never use to do that, but i like it. And I'm getting older (trying to catch up to druff) makes me want to pay closer attention. Take care of yourselves guys.

Reality is, its just a blood test and a BP test, is all a physical is. Haters on this thread are probably scared to death to visit to see how bad off they are (I believe there are quite a few 190-110 Blood Pressure and 300 cholesterol on this board, and borderline adult diabetics on this board) . Physical Takes like 20 minutes. You can take your BP at the machine at a drugstore like CVS, but they are not really accurate. You really need to get a manual test at the DOCs office. Plus the blood test is critical, it shows the vitals such as liver, cholesterol, diabetes, sugar levels, crap like that.

The problem with physicals is that they give people a false sense of security. Blood pressure test and blood tests don't reveal the entire picture. You can have stellar numbers even if you have arteries that are slowly blocking up.

[hongkonger]

Reality is, its just a blood test and a BP test, is all a physical is. Haters on this thread are probably scared to death to visit to see how bad off they are (I believe there are quite a few 190-110 Blood Pressure and 300 cholesterol on this board, and borderline adult diabetics on this board) . Physical Takes like 20 minutes. You can take your BP at the machine at a drugstore like CVS, but they are not really accurate. You really need to get a manual test at the DOCs office. Plus the blood test is critical, it shows the vitals such as liver, cholesterol, diabetes, sugar levels, crap like that.

The problem with physicals is that they give people a false sense of security. Blood pressure test and blood tests don't reveal the entire picture. You can have stellar numbers even if you have arteries that are slowly blocking up.

He needs to cut down on those Red Lobster cheese biscuits.

[lewfather]

The problem with physicals is that they give people a false sense of security. Blood pressure test and blood tests don't reveal the entire picture. You can have stellar numbers even if you have arteries that are slowly blocking up.

He needs to cut down on those Red Lobster cheese biscuits.

those biscuits thooo