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    life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

    well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


    so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


    so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


    this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

    I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

    one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

    30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

    my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


    bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


    go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


    stay up

    Larry

     
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    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    wtf Larry

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


    so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


    so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


    this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

    I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

    one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

    30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

    my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


    bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


    go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


    stay up

    Larry
    Funny I was thinking something similar today. Nothing short term but down the road. Why not just pull the plug?
    But Larry, 30 is young. You seem bright enough. And you realize white college student rape is becoming a thing. And there isTrump's year in office to witness followed by the apocolypse. No?

    BTW, you want to trade train wreck stories? Wooooo!, some balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad
    Sounds like people worth living for.

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    Stick around Larry. 30 is so young, so many changes can be made in life and before you know it you could find happiness. Give yourself that chance my friend.

     
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    give me your number and I will call you when Im drunk to cheer you up.

    Also motorboating is know to work well agains depression

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad
    Sounds like people worth living for. Why not sleep on it?


    it's a holiday weekend, lare. go spend time with your family and hopefully you will have a change of heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    Sounds like people worth living for. Why not sleep on it?


    it's a holiday weekend, lare. go spend time with your family and hopefully you will have a change of heart.
    I don't know, for me that would be an accelerant

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    Do you mind if I steal this thread, since your going and all?

    Another thing, just below, is a thread about a guy turned 41. How chipper do you think he is?

    And think of this option. Going out in style. Steal a car, pop over to Vegas yada yada....police chase

    Why pull into the station now? "Train kept a rollin all night long...."

    Plus, you will likely miss my iminent lifetime ban from this forum and subsequent meltdown version 3

    This may be bad timing but you misspelled wreck...no biggie

    last thought....sit in a Walmart parking lot for 20 minutes and simply observe......your worries will fade away....
    oh the humanity

    Does OSA have anything to do with this?
    Last edited by limitles; 09-03-2016 at 11:29 PM.

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    Maybe answered in another thread but how the fuck did you find this forum Larry?

     
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    Larry we've already had 3 radio listeners die in the past 14 months.

    Our ratings can't take any more hits.

    Please stick around.

     
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    dude don't leave your fuken funny man I'm super shit faced wit now...and detchord 's offer sounds pretty solid motorboten can be good for the soul especially his wife collect and share hat shit.

    Les is mor wat god do you pray to? sheba i assume?? she is kind.

    fire up some tables and hate for AA and ship that shit

     
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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    This thread is freaking me the fuck out, Larry no radio silence please

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Stick around Larry. 30 is so young, so many changes can be made in life and before you know it you could find happiness. Give yourself that chance my friend.


    Too young sir, don't give up.

    Think about the people who do care for you. Many people have challenges in life, even a lot of people that you think are doing great. Battling through the stuff you have going on will make you stronger and you should give yourself the chance to be successful in doing that.

    For tonight I'd say do something that calms you which isn't unhealthy. Perhaps go wack off to a porn scene of your choice and go to bed.

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    Dude...we're going to have really good virtual reality porn pretty soon. At least wait for that.

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    just spoke to 4dragons he will send 2 friends over


     
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    and scene.....died laughing prolly

    Way to go OSA

    fyi, Larry did confide in me that he was a liberal.....so

    how is the thread title not going to be a country western hit within a month

    have the feeling I'm the only one laughing...respecting LL's last wishes of course
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    ANOTHER KILLARY VICTIM.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Jesus christ Larry. I can assure you that my year has been much much much shittier than yours or anyone else's on this board and you don't see whining about it (PM me and we can compare notes, you lose btw). In fact, despite God apparently hating me, I actually enjoy life and want to keep on living as long as possible. You should too.

    I'm sorry that you're hipster friends are dicks. Boo fucking hoo. Trust me. It could be much worse.

    Anyhow you aren't retarded. You're probably healthy. And you seem like you have an interesting life (aside from having shitty taste in friends and weed). So man the fuck up and get over it.

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    seriously tho if larry was on the fence about this, meeting real life friends of 4dragons was probably the final straw.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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