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    PFA Poetry Corner

    Hey guys post some of your poetry in this thread.

    Here I will start.

    I call this Untitled (How Does It Feel)

    I've only walked out on one single movie
    It was an action adventure
    It was a blood-sucking summer.
    And the posters in the lobby of the theater called it "Predator."
    I called it weak and unwatchable
    Carl Weathers and two future governors
    You know, that's really unacceptable.

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    bro what the fuck who walks out on Predator
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Beans, beans, the musical fruit:
    The more you eat, the more you toot! [or poot]
    The more you toot, the better you feel,
    So let's have beans for every meal! or So beans, beans for every meal!

     
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    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    warts love my nipples
    because they are pink
    vomit on me baby
    yeah yeah yeah
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to shit but only farted!
    Here I sit in a trance,
    Tried to fart, but shit my pants!

     
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    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    No specious splendour of this stone
    Endears it to my memory ever;
    With lustre only once it shone,
    And blushes modest as the giver.

    Some, who can sneer at friendship’s ties,
    Have, for my weakness, oft reprov’d me;
    Yet still the simple gift I prize,
    For I am sure, the giver lov’d me.

    He offer’d it with downcast look,
    As fearful that I might refuse it;
    I told him, when the gift I took,
    My only fear should be, to lose it.

    This pledge attentively I view’d,
    And sparkling as I held it near,
    Methought one drop the stone bedew’d,
    And, ever since, I’ve lov’d a tear.

    Still, to adorn his humble youth,
    Nor wealth nor birth their treasures yield;
    But he, who seeks the flowers of truth,
    Must quit the garden, for the field.

    ‘Tis not the plant uprear’d in sloth,
    Which beauty shews, and sheds perfume;
    The flowers, which yield the most of both,
    In Nature’s wild luxuriance bloom.

    Had Fortune aided Nature’s care,
    For once forgetting to be blind,
    His would have been an ample share,
    If well proportioned to his mind.

    But had the Goddess clearly seen,
    His form had fix’d her fickle breast;
    Her countless hoards would his have been,
    And none remain’d to give the rest.

     
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    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    I call this one War & Peace

    “Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.

    I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
    The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

    They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

    They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

    My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
    It does not break. It does not weaken.

    My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

    If my cock could win a medal, it would.
    If they could name a school after it, it should.
    If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

    My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

    Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
    Poems, plays.
    Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

    My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
    Sugar and spice and all things…”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    Beans, beans, the musical fruit:
    The more you eat, the more you toot! [or poot]
    The more you toot, the better you feel,
    So let's have beans for every meal! or So beans, beans for every meal!
    sprinkle some arsenic on your beans next time

     
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      Mintjewlips: please tell us more, just riveting

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    Dumb white guys vote for trump
    Mintjewlips takes it in the rump

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Dumb white guys vote for trump
    Mintjewlips takes it in the rump
    that little nubby on the outer edge of his cunt
    are the same type of warts found in Trumps hairy and dimply old rump



    edit- sorry to use rump again but couldn't think a rhyme for ass and trump

     
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    Last edited by big dick; 08-18-2016 at 10:38 PM.

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    I see jewlips a lurking
    oh boy here comes the pain
    insults a plenty
    to bad they all sound the same
    then he neg reps me
    and says im all dick but with no brain
    it's a real shame
    his sister sucks dick
    for a drug called cocaine

     
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    Last edited by big dick; 08-18-2016 at 11:27 PM.

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