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    Oops! Cubs play "Smack My Bitch Up" as music to celebrate scoreless inning by girlfriend-beating closer Aroldis Chapman

    http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/news...h1huxdeh2ms8ka




    It wasn't even a save situation, and in fact the Cubs were still behind 6-4 when it played.

    Supposedly the song played was "unintentional", meaning that they're claiming the person playing it didn't realize Chapman's recent history.


     
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    what chicago song does larry listen to after he makes lackluster love to his 90 year old girlfriend

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    what chicago song does larry listen to after he makes lackluster love to his 90 year old girlfriend
    Bike by Syd Barrett

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    what chicago song does larry listen to after he makes lackluster love to his 90 year old girlfriend
    Bike by Syd Barrett
    get serious bro syd barrett is way out of larrys level of comprehension

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    what chicago song does larry listen to after he makes lackluster love to his 90 year old girlfriend
    "Too Much Time on my Hands" by Styx.

    Also useful for the slammer.

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    gonna go with Little Man by Sonny & Cher

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    alternatively Elton John – Tiny Dancer

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    or maybe Randy Newman - Short People

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    what song does larry listen to after he makes lackluster love to his 90 year old girlfriend

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    When I was a pirate radio Dj in the 80s I was so stoned once that I read out a free ad for a rape hotline, then played Sexcrime by the Eurythmics.
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    fuckers acting like I don't know who Syd Barrett is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    fuckers acting like I don't know who Syd Barret is.
    It's Barrett.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    First 15,000 fans in attendance at Wrigley on Aroldis Chapman day to receive:

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    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    First 15,000 fans in attendance at Wrigley on Aroldis Chapman day to receive:

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    ^^^ -

    ChicagoJoey will buy all his friends tickets to the game just as long as they give him their tank tops.

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    Just checking I've got this right ...

    Guy who plays smack my bitch up song = fired.

    Guy who actually smacks his bitch up = not fired.

     
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