Druff... You sly dog.. Why didnt you tell us you finally gave up the ghost..

[ftpjesus]

Was just over reading the other forum vegaspokertalk.com and came across an interesting line in Todd's trip report to Laughlin fro 8/6. (and since he posted it he was asked by a forum member and hasn't said a peep....) DRUFF DID YOU GET MARRIED AND MAKE BENNY's mom finally an honest women???

"I recently visited Harrah's Lake Tahoe for 4 nights.

Before I talk about Harrah's and the Tahoe area, I should mention an unfortunate thing which occurred on my drive.

About 20 miles south of Walker, CA (a town fairly close to the CA/NV border on US-395), an adult deer ran in front of my car, but was able to just barely get by. Just as I turned to my wife to point out what happened, I felt a large thud on the front of the car."

So come on Druff.. Tell the truth.. Is the GF now the WIFE finally??

[Dan Druff]

[Mintjewlips]

Fuck marriage, when they leave they take half the money and all the pussy.

[Wiganer]

[El Gallo]

Congrats sir!

[HoodedN]

congrats, but rip to any future boners. maybe master scalir can give u some tips on which starbucks bathrooms are best for a quick jerk sesh. nicest ambiance, softest tissues, etc etc.

[hongkonger]

Congrats Druff!

[hongkonger]

congrats, but rip to any future boners. maybe master scalir can give u some tips on which starbucks bathrooms are best for a quick jerk sesh. nicest ambiance, softest tissues, etc etc.

Avoid Taco Bells, the toilet bowls are always full of diarrhea.

[BCR]

Congrats!

[wrenchjockey]

A wise man once said, 'being married is like getting a new Playboy magazine every month, but the centerfold is always the same'.

GG blowjobs, anal, and loads to the face. It was a good run.

[JohnCommode]

Congrats, if true. Like the old joke goes, you now have a family member who actually pays retail.

[JoeD]

The Associated Press
✔ ‎@AP

BREAKING: IOC spokesman: 'absolutely not true'


But if true, congratulations.

[hongkonger]

Bunch of lurkers coming out of the woodwork to congratulate Druff. Post more, bitches.

[Sanlmar]

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, (adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.)
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love that line and I love jamming that toward people who are creatures of habit.

I don't know why it comes to mind here except I think Druff enjoyed being consistent with the "Ben's mom" line. Truthful yet consistently misleading for the trolls & small minds that are his audience.

I have a feeling Druff uses the "Ben's mom" line IRL too. It is no less an apt description of her than "my wife".

[Muck Ficon]

A wise man once said, 'being married is like getting a new Playboy magazine every month, but the centerfold is always the same'.

GG blowjobs, anal, and loads to the face. It was a good run.

Druff doesn't seem like the type of guy who would be interested in any of that. He seems like a straight missionary type of guy.

[ToasterOven]

That prenup would be a solid read.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Can't believe Druff gave up half his shit...

But seriously congrats Druff...

[Belly Buster]

If true - and noting this has been "neither confirmed nor denied" - my spider senses tell me this might have happened quite some time ago (i.e. more than a year).

[Texter]

Not the first time he let "wife" slip...hmmmm

[simpdog]

Likely for tax reasons or easier to get to 7 star

Congrats Druff.