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    Mumblesbadly AMA

    Mumbles, you seem to be resisting the boards "training" and continue to shitpost at an alarming rate. Perhaps this thread will help mold you into an interesting character.

    You allude to giving up on a corporate career to drive rigs. Tell us about that. What did you do previously and what got you fed up?

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    Which truck stop, in your esteemed and learned opinion, serves the best chicken fried steak, and what 2 sides do you get?

    Daily pre-trip: Done from the driver's seat or true walkaround?

    Lot Lizards: Yea or Nay?

    Coffee or Meth?

    How many showers are racked up, unused, on your Pilot/Flying J Card?

    Lumpers: Mexicans or Negroes?

     
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    How many whores have died in the torture-chamber you built into your trucks cabin?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    How many whores have died in the torture-chamber you built into your trucks cabin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    How many whores have died in the torture-chamber you built into your trucks cabin?
    I feel like he's trying to make PFA into this.
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    You gotta give mumbles some credit here cus the old mumbles would have posted 40 times alreay with 55 links and 35 spoilers

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    You gotta give mumbles some credit here cus the old mumbles would have posted 40 times alreay with 55 links and 35 spoilers
    Too busy shopping for claw hammers.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    how else are you gonna take a lizard down?
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    Is the movie "Duel" an allegory for your life? Which character do you empathize more with (given that you have lived both white and blue collar lives)? do you agree with the Marxist undertones?

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    HAVE YOU COMPLIED WITH POWER'S TRANSPARENT DIRECTIVE TO WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR IMMATURITY?

     
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    when you wrote me the pms from the wrong account, why the fuck did you ask me if I browsed the site on tablet, phone, or computer?

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    The comparison between Mumbles and Tom Sizemore is both irresistible and accurate. True or false?

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    Is Over The Top a personal favorite of yours?

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    Real talk Mumblefuck. You are literally incapable of restraining yourself from participating in threads with subject matter that you have to fucking Google to inform yourself about. Yet when the upstanding made niggas of PFA extend you the fucking olive branch to learn a little bit about what makes a Mumblefuck tick, you take a gigantic shit on them by napping the thread out? It boggles the collective mind.

    Shame on you Mumblefuck. Shame on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    Real talk Mumblefuck. You are literally incapable of restraining yourself from participating in threads with subject matter that you have to fucking Google to inform yourself about. Yet when the upstanding made niggas of PFA extend you the fucking olive branch to learn a little bit about what makes a Mumblefuck tick, you take a gigantic shit on them by napping the thread out? It boggles the collective mind.

    Shame on you Mumblefuck. Shame on you.
    The guy's busy. I mean those prostitutes ain't gonna murder themselves you know.

     
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    Dashboard buffet is more his style instead of a sit down restaurant. How many log books you running???

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    Real talk Mumblefuck. You are literally incapable of restraining yourself from participating in threads with subject matter that you have to fucking Google to inform yourself about. Yet when the upstanding made niggas of PFA extend you the fucking olive branch to learn a little bit about what makes a Mumblefuck tick, you take a gigantic shit on them by napping the thread out? It boggles the collective mind.

    Shame on you Mumblefuck. Shame on you.
    he's probably driving where there's no internet signal, like up in Montana or some shit. he does do that sometimes.

    you guys should've done an AMA for me i would've participated

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    you guys should've done an AMA for me i would've participated
    Why not jump off a bridge and post a trip report instead?
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Funny. Bit of a pattern showing. The tried and true haters and jumpers on, are revealing themselves yet again. The targeted, either thrives or drives, (yeah well) but the usual suspects are a constant.

    And in some cases they get as wild as the ones they attack.

    continue

     
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