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    Hell yeah bday next week, festival gig same day. hot hot summer

    Got a sweet lil festival coming up that revolves around weed (medical/recreational/activism type thing). go figure, amirite? Gonna be a time. Also marks the fist time I've been booked for my BDay. No idea what I'm gonna play, but starting to prep this wknd.


    Anyone else hitting some sweet festys this summer?
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    How much they paying you?

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    150. I'm no superstar 5-figya nigga at the disc jockeying. YET HAHA
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    you getting paid $150 reminds me of a gig i once played.

    I was told i could play funk/hiphop/soul at this local bar (it's a soccer themed bar go figure)

    I bring all my equipment, set it up. it's the middle of winter. it was a bitch to get my decks and stuff inside, but i did it.

    now halfway through the set a guy comes up all drunk and says "PLAY SOME RAMONES!"

    now don't get me wrong, I like the ramones, but i was playing something different. something my friend who was the doorman, told me to play. that's what i was hired for.


    turns out, it was the owner of the bar. he didn't like it.

    bartender pulls me aside and says "i'm really sorry, but the owner doesn't like what you're playing. But i'm gonna pay you anyway, because you were told to play what you were playing"

    she turned the house stereo on.

    fucking assholes.

    moral of the story: there is none. fuck bar owners.

     
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    lol larry

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    so people actually believe chaps leaves the house?


    i really do need to figure out how to profit off that.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Will there be porta potties at this festival?

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    will there be blacks at the festival?



    are you worried it will be the same ones who beat you to tears last time you left the house?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    so people actually believe chaps leaves the house?


    i really do need to figure out how to profit off that.

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    SONATINE, PLEASE STOP PROJECTING. DO YOU FEAR BLACKS? LEGIT QUESTION. I CAN EASILY PICTURE YOU BEING THE GUY WHO WOULD NEED DIAPERS WALKING THRU ANY REAL HOOD, CUZ ONE HARD LOOK FROM A LEGIT NIGGA WOULD HAVE YOU PISSING BUCKETS AND SHITTING BRICKS ON THE FUCKING SPOT. THAT IS A FUCKING FACT.
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    LOL BEAT ME TO TEARS, THAT'S GOD. VERY CREATIVE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Will there be porta potties at this festival?
    A WHOLE ROW OF GLORIOUS FUCK POTTIES, YUP
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    chaps your closest interaction to black people is when some drunk indian comes staggering in from the reservations to sell whale blubber

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    chaps your closest interaction to black people is when some drunk indian comes staggering in from the reservations to sell whale blubber
    BRUH I LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. EDUCATE YOURSELF FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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    you are what in your 30s? And you still spin records? I thought that was reserved for folks under age 25 with tattoos on their neck and GEDs.

    Not trying to be a dick, but you need a new hobby.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    you are what in your 30s? And you still spin records? I thought that was reserved for folks under age 25 with tattoos on their neck and GEDs.

    Not trying to be a dick, but you need a new hobby.

    lol dude he literally plays cd-rs that he burns on his moms laptop.

    he cant afford vinyl and he allegedly sold his turntables to pay for knockoff mexican fruitloops.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    you are what in your 30s? And you still spin records? I thought that was reserved for folks under age 25 with tattoos on their neck and GEDs.

    Not trying to be a dick, but you need a new hobby.

    lol dude he literally plays cd-rs that he burns on his moms laptop.

    he cant afford vinyl and he allegedly sold his turntables to pay for knockoff mexican fruitloops.
    I used to like Chaps with is shoots and all. But he has fallen off, to quote Donald Trump, Big League.

    I just don't want to tune into CNN one morning.

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    Druff would you do this gig for an hour?

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    Hey core, skatz chipped in to buy you a box of milk for your bday. whats your mailing address?

     
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    honestly we didnt cuz chaps is a scumbag

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