Gotcha. Your word is gold in my book, Ricky. So, if you're saying he's a highly successful attorney who works for some five last name law firm, then that's what he is. But it still doesn't change the fact that tellafriend comes across as grade A retard here (and him being an attorney actually makes sense because Lord knows I've seen plenty of gigantic idiots who are also successful attorneys). Anyhow, I'm still not believing he passed a bar exam on his first try.
BTW - nice work on spanking jsizzle after he was a dick delaware. That was some good stuff.