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    Draymond Green Arrested for Assault in East Lansing, Michigan

    “The police department is not confirming any arrest with that name,” Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth of the East Lansing police department told Quinn. “What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”
    Abrown can you confirm this with your ninja skills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    “The police department is not confirming any arrest with that name,” Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth of the East Lansing police department told Quinn. “What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”
    Abrown can you confirm this with your ninja skills?
    If said assault including a low blow it would likely lead on to believe it was Draymond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    “The police department is not confirming any arrest with that name,” Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth of the East Lansing police department told Quinn. “What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”
    Abrown can you confirm this with your ninja skills?
    If it was someone else, I think they would just say it wasn't him, rather than a weird statement like that.

    If the arrest were a different NBA player, they would probably say, "We did not arrest Draymond Green. We did arrest a different NBA player, but are not releasing his name at this time."

    I wonder how the Warriors will handle this.

    At least if you get assaulted by Draymond Green, there's probably a payday in it for you. Better than being assaulted by some random thug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    “The police department is not confirming any arrest with that name,” Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth of the East Lansing police department told Quinn. “What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”
    Abrown can you confirm this with your ninja skills?
    I know this was from this morning and it has been confirmed. The one interesting tidbit was the $200 bond, which would make me assume they do not think this is a super serious offense.

    Also somebody head over to Saginaw and ask for an autograph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    Abrown can you confirm this with your ninja skills?
    I know this was from this morning and it has been confirmed. The one interesting tidbit was the $200 bond, which would make me assume they do not think this is a super serious offense.

    Also somebody head over to Saginaw and ask for an autograph.

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    He wasn't even charged under state law it was charged as a local ordinance violation of the city of Lansing which means this will probably be fine and deferred prosecution meaning it all goes away in a year.

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    If he's out on $200 bail (according to something I read on espn.com) it probably won't lead to anything serious.

    Bet that Draymond crotch shots someone at the Olympics if their is a prop bet for it.

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