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    Leaked Hope Solo nude photo from the athletes village.

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      BCR: Yep. Shes trash, and will be dead <10 years after her last match

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    FYI watch with audio.

    I first watched sans audio and couldn't understand wtf they were showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    being 18 years older than your mother in law is the correct way to finish your life

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      Sanlmar: Russians take the early lead. Nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post

    Vice-consul is traditionally an intelligence (spy) position btw.


    Bad read, Brazilian.
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    The body of the mugger, named as Leonardo Lopes Batista, which lay for several hours on the road as police underwent investigations, was seen by various Olympic delegations which passed by on the special Olympic lanes close to the crime scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Waiting to hear that mugger was a Gracie.

     
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    Marcos Cesar Feres Braga, a Brazilian lawyer who holds the vice-consul post at the Russian consulate, reportedly grabbed the attacker and pulled him into his BMW X6 after he had smashed the car window and pointed a gun at him, demanding he hand over his watch.

    A struggle ensued inside the diplomat’s car until he managed to grab the assailant’s gun, which he used to shoot him dead at point blank range, according to police.

    Mr Braga is trained in jiu-jitsu and was travelling with his wife and daughter at the time, local media outlet Globo reported.
    But some hours later, the Russian consulate in Brazil said, via state-run news, that Braga had no connection to the embassy. Via CNN:

    Vladimir Tokmakov, the Russian general consul in Rio, said that no consular staff members were involved in a shootout and that the shooter could have been posing as a diplomat, according to Russian state-run Tass news agency.

    “All Russian diplomats and personnel of Russian foreign institutions located in Rio de Janeiro are safe and sound and are of no relation to the aforesaid incident. The man who was involved in the incident could have presented himself as a general consulate employee,” Tokmakov told Tass.
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    sounds like he just wanted to avoid the $20 fine for shooting a local in the face.

     
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    I don't see this being an issue of Zika or a major terrorism event, as much as it will be an epidemic of thousands of armed robberies. It will be a spotlight on the contrast between the third world and the industrialized countries and will be a show of wealth disparity.

    The media is going to have a hard time drowning out all of the noise from corruption, poverty, remnants of slavery (yes Brazil had a MUCH larger and MUCH more brutal African slave trade than the United States), not to mention the drug gangs which basically run Rio. They will try to do little editorials where they go dance and grill meat on the streets with "the locals" but it will be on a shutdown block with paramilitary and private security blocking off the entire neighborhood and the local drug lords being paid-off and alerted ahead of time.

     
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    not that funny sorry, thought it was from official Olympics account

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    its not your fault

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    the entering ceremony looks like it had a budget of about $200 to $230 united states dollars.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    brazil is basically black mexico

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    i havent seen so many fat olds wiggle around in mismatched primary colors since the RNC.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    can i get hiv just from looking at these people?
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    we got slaves ya'll

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    if someone can explain to me what a bunch of weirdos in mylar has to do with rio or brazil or the olympics, that would be really super.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    also 6 commercial breaks in 39 minutes, you stay classy nbc.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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