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    What would you do if you ended up at a WSOP table with Annie Duke?

    She is there and happy as a pig in shit, excuse the pun.

    Call the clock on her every hand, ask to see her hole cards every hand. What else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    She is there and happy as a pig in shit, excuse the pun.

    Call the clock on her every hand, ask to see her hole cards every hand. What else?
    I'd probably just ignore her and maybe throw out the occasional bankruptcy barb to the table as a whole: "You keep playing like that and you're going to go bankrupt like some unnamed professional poker league." Maybe a few "I thought i would find what I was looking for in Chapter 11 of this book, but apparently I belong in Chapter 7."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve-O View Post
    I'd probably just ignore her and maybe throw out the occasional bankruptcy barb to the table as a whole...
    Don't forget to exclaim,"Say yes when nobody asked," and refer to someone as "a superwoman... who raises her kids, cooks, and has other talents."

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    Make sure to ask her how if her ethics committee would allow her to play if she was in charge.

    She is giving lessons as part of the WSOP Academy. (according to 4)

    I really hope Druff ends up at a table with her.

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    Design and wear an "Epic Fail Poker League" shirt.

    Wear a Joan Rivers shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Design and wear an "Epic Fail Poker League" shirt.

    Wear a Joan Rivers shirt
    Joan Rivers shirt would be hilarious. Anytime I lost a pot I'd say 'what an epic fail'. The most fun you could have with Annie would be more subtle needles.

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    Some of you might remember that I got warned for making anti-UB jokes at the televised 2009 WSOP Main Event featured table. (None of the comments made it onto television.)

    The next year, Hellmuth approached me at the WSOP and told me that he hoped I didn't personally dislike him. "I understand why you hate UB, but I hope you don't hate me," he said.

    Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff;
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    Some of you might remember that I got warned for making anti-UB jokes at the televised 2009 WSOP Main Event featured table. (None of the comments made it onto television.)

    The next year, Hellmuth approached me at the WSOP and told me that he hoped I didn't personally dislike him. "I understand why you hate UB, but I hope you don't hate me," he said.

    Weird.
    haha, what was your reply to him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post

    Look Corrigan, you've been a sideshow clown around here from the jump
    It's tough to take you seriously when you've made your bones acting the fool.
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    Which one is he?

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    Uhh... I'd probably just play normally. She was at my table briefly for a $1.5k HPT Tournament.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Some of you might remember that I got warned for making anti-UB jokes at the televised 2009 WSOP Main Event featured table. (None of the comments made it onto television.)

    The next year, Hellmuth approached me at the WSOP and told me that he hoped I didn't personally dislike him. "I understand why you hate UB, but I hope you don't hate me," he said.

    Weird.
    TBH, Hellmuth seems to be a genuine about the whole situation (as in, clueless but remorseful...almost like Greg Smith, the trader who blasted Goldman Sachs when he quit in an NYT OP ED).

    He's such a primadonna celeb diva, he really cares what people think about him. But in a kind of good way, he doesn't want to be viewed as scummy, or a bad guy, because in the end, he really inst. He just has a piss poor ego at the tables.

    I mean when you think about it, and I can't believe I'm typing this (as an outside observer), but Phil seems one of the more good guys in the poker scene (hence why he's lasted so long).

    Doesn't mean he's not still an uppity, attention seeking, corporate schill who would sign the back of a check, no questions asked (like UB, at least we think. I call it "Ivey's Dilemma"). But maybe the UB episode changed him.

    I just don't think he really knew, at the time, or even now, how his personal image (and brand, this man views himself as THE brand name in poker), is perceived by people who were robbed so much by the UB brand he represented, he gave trust onto others (and even had part stake in) for 5+ years. Hence the atonement.

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    I would use my right to freedom of speech to the fullest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve-O View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    She is there and happy as a pig in shit, excuse the pun.

    Call the clock on her every hand, ask to see her hole cards every hand. What else?
    I'd probably just ignore her and maybe throw out the occasional bankruptcy barb to the table as a whole: "You keep playing like that and you're going to go bankrupt like some unnamed professional poker league." Maybe a few "I thought i would find what I was looking for in Chapter 11 of this book, but apparently I belong in Chapter 7."


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    Probably give evil looks to her and be as impolite as I can but not crossing the line where the bitch can use her dirty cunt powers to get me kicked out of the event or banned.

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    I would seduce her, have a lesbian hate fuck, and then report about it fully on PFA radio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    I would seduce her, have a lesbian hate fuck, and then report about it fully on PFA radio.
    You're staked. Report immediately.

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    I would offer to kiss her on her pussy...

    On another note, PIKACHAR? Why does it say on your Twitter you are a "WSOPC Grinder" when you have one measley ole Circuit cash for $1722?

    I remember seeing you in SCOTTYS BLOG and he's probably right about "The Filthy Limper" show being a bunch of nobody bitches!

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    I would concentrate on my game and try to gather chips to win the tourney. I wouldnt get caught up going out of my way to say shit and neither would any of you faggots here. But if her and I got into it I would probably ask who stole more money her or her brother.

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    I would wear a Howard Lederer mask.
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    keep to my self and pretend i never herd of her, and maby tell the table of my great idea called Awsome Poker.
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