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    US Open Conditions

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/g...sh#getcomments


    If anyone breaks par, with those conditions, that will be extremely impressive.

     
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    Fuck this noise


    Get back to the other 8 threads where you are getting your shit pushed in

     
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    So when's Name:  searles.jpg
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    It's gonna be a bloodbath if they don't get any rain.

    And it is gonna be fantastic.

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    Drk, here's an offer for you:

    If no players break par for the tournament (ie no one has a cumulative 4 round score under par), i'll quit posting for a week.

    But if someone somehow manages to finish the tournament minus 1 or better, you have to quit posting for a week.

    Frankly, if I was putting $ on it, I'd go with the former.

    Regardless, do we have a bet?

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    I just checked the weather conditions. Its definitely in your favor. Plus, I dont think any US Open has been won with a + score, but sure, why not.


    The rain early, is likely going to soften those greens up, which will make putting much easier. If people just hit it straight Thurs and Fri, they may get low enough scores that by the time the greens harden again, it wont matter as much.


    -EV for me, but lets have some fun. Good sweat for you.
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    Simp,

    my brother was on the scene for several of those. I cant imagine how many shootings he has seen already in the past few months, since going back to work. Saw a few dead ones too.


    also, get that cop shit outta here. Thanks!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Last US Open at Oakmont in 2007 the winning score was +5. The way they are talking its more difficult this year.

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    Am I doing this right Drk? After all, this thread IS about golf.....

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...613-story.html

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Nasty View Post
    Last US Open at Oakmont in 2007 the winning score was +5. The way they are talking its more difficult this year.
    the rain is going to keep the balls in the fairways, and then approaches onto the green will likely stick and not roll off. The stimpmeter is measuring really high right now.

    I need the 3rd and 4th rounds to be just like today's conditions
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I just checked the weather conditions. Its definitely in your favor. Plus, I dont think any US Open has been won with a + score, but sure, why not.


    The rain early, is likely going to soften those greens up, which will make putting much easier. If people just hit it straight Thurs and Fri, they may get low enough scores that by the time the greens harden again, it wont matter as much.


    -EV for me, but lets have some fun. Good sweat for you.


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    "Plus, I dont think any US Open has been won with a + score, but sure, why not."

    Drk, you can't possibly be stupid enough to really think no one has won the US Open with a score over par.

     
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    They could get a two inches of a rain a day until tourney starts and rum is still winning this bet. Even Day said plus 5 looks good to him right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    They could get a two inches of a rain a day until tourney starts and rum is still winning this bet. Even Day said plus 5 looks good to him right now.


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    I may have to ask you to explain your maths logic here

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    They could get a two inches of a rain a day until tourney starts and rum is still winning this bet. Even Day said plus 5 looks good to him right now.


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    I may have to ask you to explain your maths logic here
    Sure. My logic is nobody is breaking par for four days on this golf course. Got it?

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    Pooh.....just a heads up.....I'm the one who took the idiot side of the bet. But in my defense taking a bet that only has a 10% of winning is well worth it when the prize is forcing drk to take a week long nap.


    Like I said above, if I was betting money I'd go with no one breaking par. Though ernie els did do it in i think 1994.


    Anyhow check out the rofl rough

    http://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/w...2016-u-s-open/

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Pooh.....just a heads up.....I'm the one who took the idiot side of the bet. But in my defense taking a bet that only has a 10% of winning is well worth it when the prize is forcing drk to take a week long nap.


    Like I said above, if I was betting money I'd go with no one breaking par. Though ernie els did do it in i think 1994.


    Anyhow check out the rofl rough

    http://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/w...2016-u-s-open/
    So I guess I got the bet mixed up. Yeah you're fucked. Only a week though.

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    Odds someone ties or breaks Miller's 63?

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