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    Im an American, douchebag.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Edwina just doesn't sound like a ballerina's name to me.


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    And non-mechanics know the difference between whose and who's

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    I am a life grinder. I lead a pretty boring life. I have worked hard, and saved my money my whole life. I paid my last debt in my twenties, and although far from a rich man, I have a nice life roll.

    I am twice divorced, very jaded when it comes to women, and have had a booty call only policy for some time. I don't lie to women any more, so I have a few no drama fuck buddies. Women are are gold diggers, and the rake.


    I had a very different childhood. When I was 7 my hippie mom and stepdad moved to Eugene, OR. We lived in the white trash part of town. There was only one kid in the neighborhood my age, her name was Cathy. Her dad drove a log truck, and her mom cussed like a sailor. Cathy was a tomboy, and because we were the only kids our age in the neighborhood we became playmates.

    We were both very unsupervised children, and we started playing "doctor" at age 8, and by the time we were 12 we were fucking 3-4 times a day. High school was easy for us, she was smart, and were joined at the hip. We were each others best friend.

    Cathy was the class valedictorian, and got a scholarship to Cornell University. She left for New York, and I went off to play football at U of W.


    Then life happened and we went our separate ways.


    2 weeks ago I drove to Colorado to see my daughter in law get her Masters. On the way home I stopped to get something to eat in a small town in NM. After lunch, I walked into a small art gallery. The owner was an attractive slender redhead. It was Cathy.


    We have talked everyday since. She is married. I am pretty sure she would run off with me if I asked. I have never wanted anything so bad in my whole life. I have no idea what to do.

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    I was "the other guy" once. She was telling me what a douche her ex was, and that she wanted out, blah blah blah...


    then, I met him. He was awesome. Great guy who treated her like a queen.


    I felt like shit and havent really spoken to her since.


    dont do it. It was right after my divorce so my judgment was, um, "cloudy".

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    One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.

    So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.

    So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.
    Next time, tell the hooker who asks that you used to be a cop, but retired to avoid being brought up on charges for extorting sex from prostitutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.

    So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.
    Next time, tell the hooker who asks that you used to be a cop, but retired to avoid being brought up on charges for extorting sex from prostitutes.

    I didn't know you could be so witty after a lobotomy

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post

    Next time, tell the hooker who asks that you used to be a cop, but retired to avoid being brought up on charges for extorting sex from prostitutes.

    I didn't know you could be so witty after a lobotomy
    Just think how smart I must of been *before* the lobotomy!

     
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    But truth be told. There was no such operation. I'm just a boob. Doubly so.

    Speaking of which...

     
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

    I have cheated, I have been cheated on. Nothing ever good comes from it.

    I have no desire to be a home wrecker.

    I guess I am just enamored by the possibility of "us"
    The reality is NEVER better than the fantasy.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post


    Holy fuck you're fat & are not ageing well.
     
    I'll need another picture wearing those same shirts to be sure though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
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    Holy fuck you're fat & are not ageing well.
     
    I'll need another picture wearing those same shirts to be sure though.

    first pic 17 probably weighed 225
    second pic 16 maybe around 215
    last pic was h.s. graduation 230

    this morning 221

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    Holy fuck you're fat & are not ageing well.
     
    I'll need another picture wearing those same shirts to be sure though.

    first pic 17 probably weighed 225
    second pic 16 maybe around 215
    last pic was h.s. graduation 230

    this morning 221
    That's all well & good but I stand by my previous statement.

    We'll also need a picture of the bush to make sure she's a natural redhead as stated in the OP. Can never be too careful with fraudulent claims nowadays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
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    Next time, tell the hooker who asks that you used to be a cop, but retired to avoid being brought up on charges for extorting sex from prostitutes.

    I didn't know you could be so witty after a lobotomy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
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    first pic 17 probably weighed 225
    second pic 16 maybe around 215
    last pic was h.s. graduation 230

    this morning 221
    That's all well & good but I stand by my previous statement.

    We'll also need a picture of the bush to make sure she's a natural redhead as stated in the OP. Can never be too careful with fraudulent claims nowadays.

    I can't post a current photo for fear that someone will criticize me and I will go on total druff monkey tilt.


    as far as the carpet matching the drapes, I can assure you they do, fine, red, and not much of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    That's all well & good but I stand by my previous statement.

    We'll also need a picture of the bush to make sure she's a natural redhead as stated in the OP. Can never be too careful with fraudulent claims nowadays.

    I can't post a current photo for fear that someone will criticize me and I will go on total druff monkey tilt.


    as far as the carpet matching the drapes, I can assure you they do, fine, red, and not much of it.


    Delaware would be very disappointed. Still need some video proof but will settle for photo.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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