White people are fucking crazy
White people are fucking crazy
Im an American, douchebag.
And non-mechanics know the difference between whose and who's
Horse it inte 'er bai
BALLIN'!!
I was "the other guy" once. She was telling me what a douche her ex was, and that she wanted out, blah blah blah...
then, I met him. He was awesome. Great guy who treated her like a queen.
I felt like shit and havent really spoken to her since.
dont do it. It was right after my divorce so my judgment was, um, "cloudy".
One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.
So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
Last edited by The_Lurker; 05-24-2016 at 02:51 PM.
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