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    I need love advice

    I am a life grinder. I lead a pretty boring life. I have worked hard, and saved my money my whole life. I paid my last debt in my twenties, and although far from a rich man, I have a nice life roll.

    I am twice divorced, very jaded when it comes to women, and have had a booty call only policy for some time. I don't lie to women any more, so I have a few no drama fuck buddies. Women are are gold diggers, and the rake.


    I had a very different childhood. When I was 7 my hippie mom and stepdad moved to Eugene, OR. We lived in the white trash part of town. There was only one kid in the neighborhood my age, her name was Cathy. Her dad drove a log truck, and her mom cussed like a sailor. Cathy was a tomboy, and because we were the only kids our age in the neighborhood we became playmates.

    We were both very unsupervised children, and we started playing "doctor" at age 8, and by the time we were 12 we were fucking 3-4 times a day. High school was easy for us, she was smart, and were joined at the hip. We were each others best friend.

    Cathy was the class valedictorian, and got a scholarship to Cornell University. She left for New York, and I went off to play football at U of W.


    Then life happened and we went our separate ways.


    2 weeks ago I drove to Colorado to see my daughter in law get her Masters. On the way home I stopped to get something to eat in a small town in NM. After lunch, I walked into a small art gallery. The owner was an attractive slender redhead. It was Cathy.


    We have talked everyday since. She is married. I am pretty sure she would run off with me if I asked. I have never wanted anything so bad in my whole life. I have no idea what to do.


     
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      Deal: Much easier to live with the regret of doing it. So do it. She's an adult and makes her own decisions.
      
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    literally you cant spell the word debt

     
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    Does she have kids with that dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reno View Post
    Does she have kids with that dude?
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    She has a 23 Y.O. daughter. this is her second husband they have been together 7 years.

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    First, a question: Besides fucking like lions for a couple days straight, how do see a life with her in the rest periods you take for your genitals to heal? Your biz is in Texas. Hers is in New Mexico? Has she given you any indication that she wants to move away from there? Or unhappy in her marriage?
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

    I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Reno View Post
    Does she have kids with that dude?
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    She has a 23 Y.O. daughter. this is her second husband they have been together 7 years.
    My last g.f. was 23 and I'm 48. Who the fuck wants to look at stretch marks and cecarian section, s.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

    I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?
    To Pooh's second scenario:


     
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Get a hooker and go down on her imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

    I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

    I have looked at this from all sides. I am not the home wrecker type, but our childhood together was more than special. I have always regretted letting her get away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

    I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

    I have looked at this from all sides. I am not the home wrecker type, but our childhood together was more than special. I have always regretted letting her get away.
    You've been talking every day. How's the current marriage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
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    I have looked at this from all sides. I am not the home wrecker type, but our childhood together was more than special. I have always regretted letting her get away.
    You've been talking every day. How's the current marriage?

    He is not a bad guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    Get a hooker and go down on her imo

    I have already decided that I am at least going to fuck her.

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    the fact youre this thirsty for super old pussy means u will never have sex with this super old pussy

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    the fact youre this thirsty for super old pussy means u will never have sex with this super old pussy

    I know that you will have a hard time understanding this because you can't relate.


    Getting laid is easy. I was once fortunate enough to get to fuck my best friend for 6 years of my life. The thought of being able to do that for the rest of my life sounds very appealing.


    someday you might have sex too.

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    sorry what were you saying

     
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    throw on some Serge Gainsbourg and fuck her on a pile of paintings

     
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    Lurker- you need to fuck her many many times. Enjoy yourself

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    Go ahead and ruin some lives.

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    in fairness to the lurker he was fucking her first

     
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