I need love advice

[The_Lurker]

I am a life grinder. I lead a pretty boring life. I have worked hard, and saved my money my whole life. I paid my last debt in my twenties, and although far from a rich man, I have a nice life roll.

I am twice divorced, very jaded when it comes to women, and have had a booty call only policy for some time. I don't lie to women any more, so I have a few no drama fuck buddies. Women are are gold diggers, and the rake.


I had a very different childhood. When I was 7 my hippie mom and stepdad moved to Eugene, OR. We lived in the white trash part of town. There was only one kid in the neighborhood my age, her name was Cathy. Her dad drove a log truck, and her mom cussed like a sailor. Cathy was a tomboy, and because we were the only kids our age in the neighborhood we became playmates.

We were both very unsupervised children, and we started playing "doctor" at age 8, and by the time we were 12 we were fucking 3-4 times a day. High school was easy for us, she was smart, and were joined at the hip. We were each others best friend.

Cathy was the class valedictorian, and got a scholarship to Cornell University. She left for New York, and I went off to play football at U of W.


Then life happened and we went our separate ways.


2 weeks ago I drove to Colorado to see my daughter in law get her Masters. On the way home I stopped to get something to eat in a small town in NM. After lunch, I walked into a small art gallery. The owner was an attractive slender redhead. It was Cathy.


We have talked everyday since. She is married. I am pretty sure she would run off with me if I asked. I have never wanted anything so bad in my whole life. I have no idea what to do.

[lol wow]

literally you cant spell the word debt

[Reno]

Does she have kids with that dude?

[The_Lurker]

Does she have kids with that dude?

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She has a 23 Y.O. daughter. this is her second husband they have been together 7 years.

[thesparten]

Does she have kids with that dude?

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She has a 23 Y.O. daughter. this is her second husband they have been together 7 years.

My last g.f. was 23 and I'm 48. Who the fuck wants to look at stretch marks and cecarian section, s.

[FRANKRIZZO]

Get a hooker and go down on her imo

[MumblesBadly]

First, a question: Besides fucking like lions for a couple days straight, how do see a life with her in the rest periods you take for your genitals to heal? Your biz is in Texas. Hers is in New Mexico? Has she given you any indication that she wants to move away from there? Or unhappy in her marriage?

[Pooh]

I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

[MumblesBadly]

I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

To Pooh's second scenario:

[The_Lurker]

I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

I have looked at this from all sides. I am not the home wrecker type, but our childhood together was more than special. I have always regretted letting her get away.

[Pooh]

I met Mrs Pooh when she was in a shitty marriage. If the marriage is not in a good place then more forward. If it is and you just happened to pop in then move right along. It isn't worth ruining another guys life. Like you said, women are the rake. Not worth it.

I like to put myself in the other dude's shoes. How would the lurker feel if it were him?

I have looked at this from all sides. I am not the home wrecker type, but our childhood together was more than special. I have always regretted letting her get away.

You've been talking every day. How's the current marriage?

[Mintjewlips]

I am a life grinder. I lead a pretty boring life. I have worked hard, and saved my money my whole life. I paid my last debt in my twenties, and although far from a rich man, I have a nice life roll.

I am twice divorced, very jaded when it comes to women, and have had a booty call only policy for some time. I don't lie to women any more, so I have a few no drama fuck buddies. Women are are gold diggers, and the rake.


I had a very different childhood. When I was 7 my hippie mom and stepdad moved to Eugene, OR. We lived in the white trash part of town. There was only one kid in the neighborhood my age, her name was Cathy. Her dad drove a log truck, and her mom cussed like a sailor. Cathy was a tomboy, and because we were the only kids our age in the neighborhood we became playmates.

We were both very unsupervised children, and we started playing "doctor" at age 8, and by the time we were 12 we were fucking 3-4 times a day. High school was easy for us, she was smart, and were joined at the hip. We were each others best friend.

Cathy was the class valedictorian, and got a scholarship to Cornell University. She left for New York, and I went off to play football at U of W.


Then life happened and we went our separate ways.


2 weeks ago I drove to Colorado to see my daughter in law get her Masters. On the way home I stopped to get something to eat in a small town in NM. After lunch, I walked into a small art gallery. The owner was an attractive slender redhead. It was Cathy.


We have talked everyday since. She is married. I am pretty sure she would run off with me if I asked. I have never wanted anything so bad in my whole life. I have no idea what to do.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Horse it inte 'er bai

[DRK Star]

I was "the other guy" once. She was telling me what a douche her ex was, and that she wanted out, blah blah blah...


then, I met him. He was awesome. Great guy who treated her like a queen.


I felt like shit and havent really spoken to her since.


dont do it. It was right after my divorce so my judgment was, um, "cloudy".

[Mintjewlips]

One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.

So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.

[MumblesBadly]

One lonely night i decided to get a hooker. It's nothing i do regularly, i just had blue balls and couldn't take it anymore.

So im looking online, the prospects were slim. This one girl caught my eye. She looked familiar. I call her and she responds with a voice im familiar with but not so much. She ask me if im a cop and i just didn't understand how she could ask me such a question, as if i was a cop i would actually tell her i was a cop. I mean what kind of person is actually that retarded to think that a cop would respond with "yes ma'am i am a cop". I mean i just didn't get it. It just boggled my mind, the fact that i called a woman that was retarded enough to think that even if i was a cop i would actually admit to being a cop. I mean i was just flabbergasted, just keeped scratching my head. I mean im about to pay this bitch to gargle my balls, i just started to question it. I answered "no", and she said "that's exactly what a cop would say". Then she hung up the phone and i just played doctor with myself.

Next time, tell the hooker who asks that you used to be a cop, but retired to avoid being brought up on charges for extorting sex from prostitutes.