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    So what happens to Vegas once Lake Mead dries up?

    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.

    The long term management of the Colorado river is definitive proof that mankind is doomed.

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    They replace it with a hologram of a Lake. The opening concert will be a hologram of Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Tupac doing a cover of the song "Changes"

     
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    The Hoffa family and many more will have closure.

    Name change to Lake Mud.

     
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    Lol Vegas haters city's goat small town feel is.goat unlv goat and tine is just salty cuz scorpions are attracted to his musk and ran him out of town

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    in fairness im terribly musky yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    The Hoffa family and many more will have closure.

    Name change to Lake Mud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
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    Under 1,075 feet the feds can step in and force a reduction of water usage.

    It just went to 1,074.51 ft recently.

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    Lets face it, sooner or later the whole westernmost chunk of the US is going to be fucked one way or another sooner or later

    EDIT: westernmost

    and chill the fuck out Toasterfuck - its a writing error...they happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Under 1,075 feet the feds can step in and force a reduction of water usage.

    It just went to 1,074.51 ft recently.


    OMG the federal government is going to step in and fix everything. I am so relieved, mankind can sleep easy tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    So what happens to Vegas once Lake Mead dries up?
    the billionaires that own vegas will make the government pay billions of dollars to t boone pickens and ted turner for some of the water they own
    or hillary will reward the bush family for helping her get elected by paying them billions of dollars for some of the water they own in south america

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.
    I guess it's kinda interesting in a passing sort of way.

    Cheap water and unlimited growth some kinda human right?

    They need to choke their way back to a more reasonable presence in the middle of the fucking desert.

    This reminds me of the idiots in Phoenix who used to build in old arroyo's and dry river beds. Ten years later these house get washed away. Tough shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.
    I guess it's kinda interesting in a passing sort of way.

    Cheap water and unlimited growth some kinda human right?

    They need to choke their way back to a more reasonable presence in the middle of the fucking desert.

    This reminds me of the idiots in Phoenix who used to build in old arroyo's and dry river beds. Ten years later these house get washed away. Tough shit.

    Not really. Just ask the folks who built on the coast in nj but chose not to buy flood insc. We covered them. And not just for new low interest loans. No personal responsibility any longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    I guess it's kinda interesting in a passing sort of way.

    Cheap water and unlimited growth some kinda human right?

    They need to choke their way back to a more reasonable presence in the middle of the fucking desert.

    This reminds me of the idiots in Phoenix who used to build in old arroyo's and dry river beds. Ten years later these house get washed away. Tough shit.

    Not really. Just ask the folks who built on the coast in nj but chose not to buy flood insc. We covered them. And not just for new low interest loans. No personal responsibility any longer.
    It's like the Flint Michigan water crisis. I have not yet understood why this is of any interest to me.

    If it's worth saving fucking pay for it. If your kid is being poisoned I don't think you have do get paperwork to cross the border into some other state. I mean not until Hillary is the target of White House shootings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    Not really. Just ask the folks who built on the coast in nj but chose not to buy flood insc. We covered them. And not just for new low interest loans. No personal responsibility any longer.
    It's like the Flint Michigan water crisis. I have not yet understood why this is of any interest to me.

    If it's worth saving fucking pay for it. If your kid is being poisoned I don't think you have do get paperwork to cross the border into some other state. I mean not until Hillary is the target of White House shootings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.
    Unbelievably the Southern Nevada Water Authority (the umbrella organization that takes water from Lake Mead and supplies six or seven water agencies) forecasts that at slightly increasing usage rates Lake Mead and groundwater will supply So. NV until 2058 or until 2035 at heavier usage rates. Pages 5 & 6 here.
    https://www.snwa.com/assets/pdf/wr_plan_chapter4.pdf
    Southern California takes 4.4 million acre feet/year (AFY) of water from the Colorado River via canals and an aqueduct, Arizona pulls 1 million AFY from Lake Havasu via the Central AZ Project, an open canal reaching to Phoenix and Tucson. SNWA can only pull 300,000 AFY from Lake Mead. CA & AZ use their water for agriculture as well as domestic purposes. AZ grows water intensive crops like Pima cotton. Upstream from Lake Mead on the far end of the Grand Canyon and Marble Canyon is another storage lagoon called Lake Powell. Powell doesn't directly supply anything with water except the electric generators in Glen Canyon dam. Those generators mostly work in the summer during the afternoon and evening when the AC's in Phoenix are blasting. The level of Lake Powell has dropped enough to require that power be bought from the open market to supply AZ sufficiently. Lake Powell loses about 280 billion gallons of water every year through evaporation and leakage out the bottom into the sand and porous sandstone. The varying water flow through Glen Canyon dam results in a daily "tide" in the river level of Marble and Grand Canyon. Lake Powell and it's effect on the Colorado River and uses here.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/22/op...ado-river.html
    and a view from LA here. http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-...429-story.html
    bottom line; So. Nevada will lose 13,000 AFY if Lake Mead drops much lower, the Colorado River makes life possible for about 40 million people not just Vegas and supplies a lot of our vegetables and nuts, dams in the west are being removed and Lake Powell could be drained, fifteen years of drought show no sign of ending, southern Nevada and Arizona should follow California in trying harder to conserve, the Colorado River is divided up according to an agreement signed in 1922 between 7 states and Mexico later
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Because seriously that train is pulling into the station any minute now.
    I don't know, but I hope vegas sold his boat. than again how will bottomset troll him?

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    Saw Druff's post about the San Bernadino Fire.

    I also saw some news about Lake Mead at record lows. Global warming is one thing but uncontrolled growth is another.

    Vegas just continues to build like there is no tomorrow. Demand exceeds supply and that hasn't changed for years.

    Cali depends on that supply too. A little controlled burning and looting is healthy.

    The power output of Hoover Damn depends on Lake Mead. I heard some conversation that there is a level that is approaching quickly where power cannot be generated.

    That is gold.

    Vegas DD in 2025?

    No watermelon for Druff?

    I think about this today cause I just got fined at work for irrigating the lawn. I know my own customers ratted me out.

    I am tap dancing with town about filling pools.

    Our drought is a passing thing in Northeast. Good luck out there.
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