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    Also just so we're on the same page

    9/11 was a plot by a Saudi group to drive a wedge between us and The Kingdom while dragging us into an unwinnable war against as many enemies as the Saudi's need to prop up financially to neuter us economically and geopolitically.

    Why?

     
    To get our lily asses out of Saudi Arabia.








     
    Just like bin Laden said, btw.
     
    You know, before we kicked the sandgook shit out of AQ.
     
    and suddenly ISIS. ISIS everywhere...
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Hot take jace the real reason was so Peter berg could.make the kingdom

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    Im not convinced that was the real reason, noodles.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    hashtag spoiler the reason we call lol wow 'noodles' is because he literally has lunch lady arms; his arms are like two half deflated soba noodles.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    :themoreyouknow
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    and it appears the proverbially cat IS OUT OF THE BAG

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    also my arms been on fleek and stay on fleek old jayceon turning into the worst poster in america is not what this is about

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    its literally about the kingdom being the best movie of 07 and reason 911 happened

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    Apparently, a very successful Scientologist I know posts all about chemtrails and 9/11 conspiracy theories which makes the stuff that he talks about Scientology seems normal.


    Are Scientologists coincidentally 9/11 inside job theorists as well?

     
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      Brittney Griner's Clit: no. If you believe in Scientology you are almost Mormon in terms of gullibility

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    gonna need you to ratchet it down a bit noodles.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    According to the 9/11 Commission Report almost all the hijackers were Saudi. I guess that book was right all along. I apologize for my previous 9/11 take. *eats crow*

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    oh sweet fat tine just unaware of the behind the scene state craft that wentinto getting peter bergs opus made

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    youre at 9 right now noodles, we need you at like a soft 4.




    soft like your sagging, womanly arms.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    so adorable coming from the guy who pioneered eating dinner and then ordering a doordash while at dinner so you have the 65 minute delivery buffer time

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    how about these hijacker rubes basically capering in and out of saudi embassies here which are of course under 24/7 observation by the fbi.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    But seriously this was probably one of the many agendas set to play out before the towers even turned to dust. I'm guessing if ISIS invades Saudi Arabia tomorrow your everyday joe six pack news following American would feel no sympathy for Saudi Arabia over it.

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    wait youre actually serious with this oh my

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    pretty sure they are constantly capturing ISIS cells in SA already. but eventually they wont, and they will bomb that weird ass cube, and some weird assholes no one really noticed before will step up to depose the king and his family shortly before having the most amazing luck at ferretting out every remnant of ISIS in the entire arabian peninsula before formalizing relations with iran, dumping their american holdings, and extending their oddly effective methods for pacification east.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    this is what not ageing into your late 40s gracefully does people

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    pretty sure they are constantly capturing ISIS cells in SA already. but eventually they wont, and they will bomb that weird ass cube, and some weird assholes no one really noticed before will step up to depose the king and his family shortly before having the most amazing luck at ferretting out every remnant of ISIS in the entire arabian peninsula before formalizing relations with iran, dumping their american holdings, and extending their oddly effective methods for pacification east.

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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