Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    hey guys i'm sonatine, i just got back from a library or something and i'm just gonna take off my tailored sportcoat, loosen my neck tie and make some all lower case letters posts so it doesn't look like i'm trying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    hey guys i'm sonatine, i just got back from a library or something and i'm just gonna take off my tailored sportcoat, loosen my neck tie and make some all lower case letters posts so it doesn't look like i'm trying

    my sportscoat 100% has suede elbow pads but i take it off and hang it up and put on a cunning button down sweater before i un-ironically smoke tobacco out of a mid-century american pipe while sipping whiskey out of a cut glass cup i got at a random estate sale for $5.

    then i put on an 80s opera song from a new wave french movie soundtrack and purse my lips while looking at my 401k stats thinking, 'i should really take control of this instead of rolling with the default corporate investment portfolios' even tho i know literally nothing about the alternatives.

     
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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: jk about the capital letters i know the new macbooks don't have shift keys
      
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      tony bagadonuts: perfect
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    i think i meant a cardigan.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    i think i meant a cardigan.
    maybe you meant the cardigans

    The Cardigans - I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    How a future Trump Cabinet member gave a serial sex abuser the deal of a lifetime
    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/loca...220097825.html

    Cops worked to put serial sex abuser in prison. Prosecutors worked to cut him a break
    http://://www.miamiherald.com/news/l...214210674.html

    Even from jail, sex abuser manipulated the system. His victims were kept in the dark
    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/loc...219494920.html

    This is probably the best investigative series the Miami Herald has ever done.

    Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein got 13 months in jail for raping maybe 80, or maybe over 100 underage girls. (He should have received life in prison.)

    Of course, he's pals with Bill Clinton, Donald Trump and other creepy, sleazy, famous and wealthy people.


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    Trump just cancelled press conference at G20. Reason? Respect for Bush 41.

    At least that's what thesidedish will believe.

     
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    click the link Rudy accidentally tweeted:


     
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    trump sez something childish and highly inappropriate as service dog Scully continues to receive more media attention than trump -800

    service dog Scully dises trump if the two ever meet -1200
    Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleatus View Post
    trump sez something childish and highly inappropriate as service dog Scully continues to receive more media attention than trump -800

    service dog Scully dises trump if the two ever meet -1200

    what are you doing here? especially in this thread? mumbles replaced you as the resident geriatric with weak sense of humour and the need to post the jokes he gets from his preteen neices and nephews.

     
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      cleatus: you making "some swell techno" is serious geezer talk. your most viewed vids contain a brand in the searchable title. where are your vids from parties or clubs? only see u partying, blowing clouds and O's alone. fuck off loser.
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    hahaha Trump saluting GHB casket.The balls on this guy saluting a man who actually did fight for his country

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    That money is gone bro give it up already...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    what are you doing here? especially in this thread? mumbles replaced you as the resident geriatric with weak sense of humour and the need to post the jokes he gets from his preteen neices and nephews.
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    Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them.

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    chaps is on welfare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    chaps is on welfare?
    chaps has a job, a vehicle he paid for, a cock that functions, as well as a wide assortment of things cleatus can only slightly recall from his youth with what little of an un-dementia-tainted brain he has.

    hey cleatus, great job somehow carrying out your own dying wish of paying back a few bucks on here. the whole tale was very pathetic to say the least, but you drew out some bleeding hearts who needed the karma i guess.



    cleatus: you making "some swell techno" is serious geezer talk. your most viewed vids contain a brand in the searchable title. where are your vids from parties or clubs? only see u partying, blowing clouds and O's alone. fuck off loser.

    IG FB SC etc. stalk harder idiot. don't expect a fuck ton, i like drugs.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    a cock that functions

    if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    JimmyG_415: Sidedish is a brainwashed fool.

    Never seen u say anything thats not propaganda, u are an absolute scroll over cuz I already know what Rachel maddow is telling u. Kill urself for even posting in this thread. Legit I shit u not, mumblesbadly has more to say than you.


    I SHIT U THE FK NOT

     
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