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    Im not kidding btw; Trump has established himself as a political outsider and that's been the base he's built his entire campaign off of.

    If he can find a red blooded yet humble celebrity to help cement his appeal to the Flyover State of America, the only thing Trump is going to have to do to win is apologize for making Hillary have an emotional breakdown and point out that its best this happened now, instead of during a trade showdown with CHINAH.
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    Trump/Chesney would effectively alter the genetics of American politics permanently.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If Jessie Ventura hadnt sued American Sniper guy, we would have such a winner.


    [press] "Mr Trump, Jessie Ventura believes in chemtrails for chrissake."
    [Trump] "He wants to know the truth about those chemtrails! Dont you want to know the truth about them? I certainly want to know the truth about chemtrails!"
    [literally everyone who ever wore a baseball cap non-ironically] "Fuck yeah, I want to know the truth about chemtrails too! *votevotevotevotevote*"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    If he can find a heterosexual country singer with no priors, we might have a race here.

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    Given how hard and fast I expect Trump's base to turn on him once Trump starts actually running a nation, I think he would be wise to avoid the patronage of anyone quite so enthusiastic regarding the unfettered access to military grade firearms.
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    Trump should throw all prospective VP candidates together for a 10 week televised reality show with the winner becoming his running mate. Proceeds fund their campaign against Hillary.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    Trump should throw all prospective VP candidates together for a 10 week televised reality show with the winner becoming his running mate. Proceeds fund their campaign against Hillary.

    Oh my god....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    Trump should throw all prospective VP candidates together for a 10 week televised reality show with the winner becoming his running mate. Proceeds fund their campaign against Hillary.

    Ok, first draft.. anyone have a better log line?


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    Trump gonna Trump.

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    Cool

    How about Trey Gowdy for VP? Discuss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    If he can find a heterosexual country singer with no priors, we might have a race here.
    That's actually pretty genius. And VP Tim McGraw does have a nice ring to it plus he's married to Faith Hill and she's worth a swing state or two on her own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Elizabeth Warren had or rather has a very broad appeal to most liberal voters where Hillary Clinton is despised among a large portion of her core demographic

    If Elizabeth Warren really wanted to challenge Hillary Clinton she would positively destroy her and be a viable candidate for the presidency

    She has chosen to stay out of the race and now suddenly has the audacity to start bashing Donald Trump for being a racist and a misogynist and a divider of the Republican Party

    Yet another example of the blatant hypocrisy within the Democratic Party
    Maybe she was simply being strategic. Maybe she wasn't as confident in her ability to beat Hillary as you are, and wanted to wait until there wasn't an overwhelming favorite.
    She's too busy taking over the senate to run for POTUS

    http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...essives-213874

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    Trump has gotten a lot of flack over tweeting a pic of himself eating a taco salad with the tag line "I love Hispanics!".

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    Actually, he may win over some voters from doing so.

     
    Namely, foodies

     
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    "Donald Trump’s supporters are viewed as the most aggressive or threatening online, a new survey as found found.
    The survey, conducted by the RAD Campaign, Lincoln Park Strategies, and Craiglist founder’s Craig Newmark’s initiative craigconnects, found that 57 percent of those surveyed said that Trump supporters are “very aggressive and/or threatening online”.
    The issue of a candidate’s online supporters has come to the forefront in this election cycle, as supporters for both Bernie Sanders and Trump have come under the spotlight for their aggressive behavior.
    Though Bernie Sanders online supporters have been cited as aggressive online in media reports, even earning the name “Bernie Bros”, only 16 percent of those surveyed said Sanders supporters were “aggressive and/or threatening,” compared to 30 percent who found Hillary Clinton supporters aggressive and/or threatening online.
    Even 35 percent of self-identified Trump supporters said Trump supporters are very aggressive and/or threatening online.


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      Pooh: Come on. Martin and myself aren't the least bit aggressive online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Martin,

    Who would you like to see Trump pick for VP?

    Sarah Palin

    Just for the entertainment value, also because shes hot

    Realistically, I think Kasich simply because TRUMP needs Ohio if he expects to win

    Chris Christie has a broad everyman type of appeal, but that choice would alienate women even more.

    My gut instinct is that he is going with Kasich
    Article I read indicates FL Governor is on short list as well as the female Governor of Oklahoma (she endorsed Trump fairly early on and she could kill the anti-female backlash that the MSM claims exists)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Of course, he wants an independent to pull votes from Hillary. Bernie won't run as an independent. Nobody significant will run as an independent, but if someone did, the most interesting would be Kasich as I think he would pull votes from both sides.

    I voted for Bernie but I don't see how he's been treated badly by the party. More people voted for Hillary, simple as that.
    Starting to look more a more a replay of 1980 with Anderson who lost out to Reagan on the GOP side and went 3rd party so wouldn't surprise me any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    "Donald Trump’s supporters are viewed as the most aggressive or threatening online, a new survey as found found.
    The survey, conducted by the RAD Campaign, Lincoln Park Strategies, and Craiglist founder’s Craig Newmark’s initiative craigconnects, found that 57 percent of those surveyed said that Trump supporters are “very aggressive and/or threatening online”.
    The issue of a candidate’s online supporters has come to the forefront in this election cycle, as supporters for both Bernie Sanders and Trump have come under the spotlight for their aggressive behavior.
    Though Bernie Sanders online supporters have been cited as aggressive online in media reports, even earning the name “Bernie Bros”, only 16 percent of those surveyed said Sanders supporters were “aggressive and/or threatening,” compared to 30 percent who found Hillary Clinton supporters aggressive and/or threatening online.
    Even 35 percent of self-identified Trump supporters said Trump supporters are very aggressive and/or threatening online.


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    Compared to the queers that shut down the mom and pop pizza place? Get fucking real.

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    I won't say there's zero chance trump picks OK Governor Mary Fallin because this is Trump we are talking about so anything is possible with him (except for getting the Hispanic vote). But he'd be insane to pick Fallin. She's legit crazy and probably stupid. More importantly, the press will have a field day with her spoiled brat adult kids. They make the palins look like the brady bunch. Don't believe me? Google Mary Fallin daughter trailer governors mansion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post


    Ok, first draft.. anyone have a better log line?


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    Nicely done! Possible guest appearance by:

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