Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    trump’s lawyer, michael cohen, said he got the $130,000 payment to pay stormy from a HELOC loan.

    i’m not sure if this was an existing HELOC or not. if not, does anyone think cohen told the bank the truth — i.e. that he needed the money to pay off a porn star?

    hence, bank fraud. just throwing that out there.
    No victim. Too flimsy.
    I believe lying on a HELOC app is a felony. If so, doesn't seem too flimsy.

    Maybe it's only a felony if you lie about your income or employment situation?

    Also wouldn't the bank have to prosecute?
    (changed my mind)
    I guess maybe it is flimsy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
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    No victim. Too flimsy.
    I believe lying on a HELOC app is a felony. If so, doesn't seem too flimsy.

    Maybe it's only a felony if you lie about your income or employment situation?
    Same wager available to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
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    No victim. Too flimsy.
    I believe lying on a HELOC app is a felony. If so, doesn't seem too flimsy.

    Maybe it's only a felony if you lie about your income or employment situation?
    I think under normal circumstances it is only a felony if you aren't rich enough to lawyer your way out of things.

    This being a special case, I doubt anyone is lawyering their way out this time. That is the issue with "special prosecutions." They are gonna dig and dig and dig until they find something. I think about 95% of politicians would be found guilty of something serious if Mueller went after them the way he is going after Trump. Not even saying Trump is innocent or even a good President, just pointing out that Mueller finding something like this is pretty much inevitable, and it would be with most other politicians too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Every dumbass Trump Supporter on 4/9/2018
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    Tow the line you fools.

     
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    washington post is suggesting the bank fraud may relate to cohen’s bank seeking information about the unusually large wire transfer from his personal account, to a shell company and then to daniels’ lawyer.

    speculation is that cohen may have lied to bank about the reasons for the transactions

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    Really looking forward to the 'Cohen getting raided' scene in the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    i cant imagine how poorly things are going to go for you if you think this is how life works.

    From the guy who swore Hillary was going to crush Trump.

    But not one to pass up an opportunity to make a wager, would you care to bet $500 on whether Cohen is charged w bank fraud for the helo loan?
    would you expand this bet from bank fraud for the HELOC loan to any crime whatsoever (including campaign finance and/or process crimes like lying to FBI)? i predict cohen gets charged with something, but i’m not sure what specifically.

    i can see cohen insta-flipping and pleading to something minor

    if so, and we can work out a timeframe, we can gamble a couple litecoins ($500 worth). i’m sorry, i only gamble with worthless cryptocurrency or on draftkings

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
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    From the guy who swore Hillary was going to crush Trump.

    But not one to pass up an opportunity to make a wager, would you care to bet $500 on whether Cohen is charged w bank fraud for the helo loan?
    would you expand this bet from bank fraud for the HELOC loan to any crime whatsoever (including campaign finance and/or process crimes like lying to FBI)? i predict cohen gets charged with something, but i’m not sure what specifically.

    i can see cohen insta-flipping and pleading to something minor


    God no!

     
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    I really do think that this is about to go from bad to atrocious real quick and the division in our country is going to be palpable like never before.

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    thanks for that, pfa nostradamus.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Mueller is gone by the end of the week.

    Shit is about to get real.

    What a clusterfuck this Nation has become.
    Source?
    HILLARY WON

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    remember these days?

    lol, goddamned.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    sidenote, the trump appointed US Attorney for SDNY would have had to have signed off on the search warrant. getting a search warrant of an attorney’s records is sooooo much tougher than getting anyone else’s.

    prosecutors must have alleged that cohen is engaged in criminal activity himself.

    he is truly, truly fucked.

    madow just ran down the absolute laundry list of things that had to happen to allow this to come to pass and its so far beyond anything id have expected.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    sigh - it's hard to get action around here. offer rescinded.

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    Welp, now we know why the Trump Tower fire was set.

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    #BREAKING: Special Counsel Robert Mueller is investigating President Trump over a $150K donation from a Ukrainian who gave the Clintons $13 Million.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    #BREAKING: Special Counsel Robert Mueller is investigating President Trump over a $150K donation from a Ukrainian who gave the Clintons $13 Million.

    It's the rope a dope....those child fuckers are falling for it hook line and sinker...
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    Lol at President Trumps attorney thinking he can backstab the president......yea yea I know the propaganda narrative.......Just watch and see........
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    The Chinese bend the knee to the God King...

    https://www.apnews.com/45e28f10baa2460fb17a0b101c366067

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    Cohen was gonna flip, so obviously you raid his office to snag all the evidence...........it's not rocket science nerds....
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

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