Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Dear Mr Power,

    The Trump rally is rolling over and, well, these are difficult times for Republicans.

    My question is this:

    I have an unopened jar of mayonnaise with a “Best if used by June 2017”. What is my play here?

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    Ha!!!! Mayonnaise has a very high amount of acids and preservatives and therefore has a shelf life far beyond that laughable 'Best if used by' date. Max Power advises you to enjoy that tuna sandwich, citizen.

     
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    Thx Max Power

    If you have any print copies of Soldier of Fortune that you are willing to part with shoot me a PM.

    The internet version and this bitcoin guns for hire shite have me nostalgic for the old days when mercenaries responded to ads in the back of magazines.

    Salud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Thx Max Power

    If you have any print copies of Soldier of Fortune that you are willing to part with shoot me a PM.

    The internet version and this bitcoin guns for hire shite have me nostalgic for the old days when mercenaries responded to ads in the back of magazines.

    Salud
    Max Power used to have a stack knee high by the toilet at his disposal. Sadly some years ago Mrs. Power 'downsized' her loving husbands collection while he was on an extended overseas business trip.
    Real men and women of integrity will one day save the Republican Party from this scourge.

    - Max Power

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Would you shut the fuck up you shitbag dupe. You're not dangerous or intimidating.
    tgull, Max Power has received many, many private messages that say otherwise. Max Power has also recently received a significant amount of Intel on tgull, none of which said anything positive:


    "Hey Max!!! You have team retard spinning out of control!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

    Some info on Tgull for you. He has been part of this community for many years and is one of the biggest attention whores in history. His MO is he makes a lot of ridiculous bragadocious posts talking about how much money he makes (he's supposedly a millionaire), the vacations he goes on, the fancy restaurants he eats at, the big bets he nakes, etc.. He then usually gets his shit packed in by the community and gets upset. Then he makes a thread telling everyone how he's leaving for good and how the forum doesnt deserve him and a whole lot of other sissy like shit.

    A few days later he comes back under a new dupe account. He has made countless accounts over the years. This has actually been a topic of discussion in Shooting Off as of late.

    The reality is he's got a massive drinking problem and is a Craig's List plumber. Meaning, he's not even a licensed plumber, just some dude you would call if you're too much of a broke ass to afford a real plumber. He probably shows up to people's homes in a beat up 1986 Toyota pick up and works out of Wal-Mart toolbox. I imagine his tool of choice is duct tape.

    Hope this helps. Anyway, keep on killing it. Hope you stick around for a while, we need more good posters here like you."

    - Source to remain anonymous


    Max Power seems to be getting on the wrong side of the right people.
    Max Power is packing team retards shit in for them one retard at a time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Thx Max Power

    If you have any print copies of Soldier of Fortune that you are willing to part with shoot me a PM.

    The internet version and this bitcoin guns for hire shite have me nostalgic for the old days when mercenaries responded to ads in the back of magazines.

    Salud
    Max Power used to have a stack knee high by the toilet at his disposal. Sadly some years ago Mrs. Power 'downsized' her loving husbands collection while he was on an extended overseas business trip.
    Any photos from Rhodesia?

    There was a time when a disciplined combat veteran could always find meaningful work.

    Now it’s a hapless choice between Afghanistan and pizza delivery for our brave fighting men.

    I know Trump will correct this even if it’s unintentionally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

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    San, as a friend, try this:


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    Politics and now mayonnaise? We get it, you're white.

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    I'm really sorry to hear about Joe Rogan's future suicide...


     
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    so the libtards only out is that Julian Assange has been training for this moment for 20 years basically. everything he built in life with his 100% accuracy was all a Russian scam to run the seth rich hoax in 2016. if shit like that is true then every conspiracy out there is probably true too.

    Or seth rich, who liked Bernie and could score MAD CASH, was the source of the dnc dump and the extent of the Russian meddling was those 2 garbage memes I posted yesterday. Libtards u saw the emails, do u think the dems changed their scamming ways?? they seriously are making it all up cuz it sells. the party leadership is washed up beyond belief and drunk on power and only using persuasion manipulation to win votes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I'm really sorry to hear about Joe Rogan's future suicide...


    this is whats so frustrating about rogan and he does this literally all the time;

    he thinks hes brilliant for peeling back one layer of the curtain but is too busy taking his victory lap and pumping his brand to peel back the rest of the layers.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Politics and now mayonnaise? We get it, you're white.
    With an assist from old mayonnaise and Soldier of Fortune nostalgia I bet this thread will hit a million views by end of business Sunday.

    I’m not gonna take all the credit. If Tyde is in the audience please stand up and take a bow.

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    https://theintercept.com/2018/02/14/...clinton-trump/


    oh wow weird julian assange is just another right wing scumbag whose only interested in undermining authorities that he disagrees with.





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    Dutch intelligence watched Cozy Bear hack the DNC, you fucking idiot.

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    Take note the side dish washer and members of Team Retard:

    "I miss my old job, I miss the justice system. I like jobs where facts matter, I like jobs where fairness matters. I like jobs, frankly, where the process matters. ... I'm more at peace in jobs that reward fairness and that are fact-centric than I am in Congress.

    I think what matters in Congress is finding a group and then validating or ratifying what they already believe"

    - ﹰTrey Gowdy aka A True Republican
    Real men and women of integrity will one day save the Republican Party from this scourge.

    - Max Power

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Power View Post
    Take note the side dish washer and members of Team Retard:

    "I miss my old job, I miss the justice system. I like jobs where facts matter, I like jobs where fairness matters. I like jobs, frankly, where the process matters. ... I'm more at peace in jobs that reward fairness and that are fact-centric than I am in Congress.

    I think what matters in Congress is finding a group and then validating or ratifying what they already believe"

    - ﹰTrey Gowdy aka A True Republican

    and nothing for the libtards cuz both sides do the same thing?? ya this guy is a TRUE REPUBLICAN give me a break TRULY AN AWFUL DUPE

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Dutch intelligence watched Cozy Bear hack the DNC, you fucking idiot.

    thank you parody boy I didn't know what the Washington post & newsweek were saying now

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Max Power View Post
    Take note the side dish washer and members of Team Retard:

    "I miss my old job, I miss the justice system. I like jobs where facts matter, I like jobs where fairness matters. I like jobs, frankly, where the process matters. ... I'm more at peace in jobs that reward fairness and that are fact-centric than I am in Congress.

    I think what matters in Congress is finding a group and then validating or ratifying what they already believe"

    - ﹰTrey Gowdy aka A True Republican

    and nothing for the libtards cuz both sides do the same thing?? ya this guy is a TRUE REPUBLICAN give me a break TRULY AN AWFUL DUPE
    The side dish washer, Max Power has not witnessed any Democrats on this site spreading Russian propaganda, that is why none were addressed.

    Here the side dish washer is once again putting on full display why he is the founder of Team Retard.

    - MCEC

    - NFS
    Real men and women of integrity will one day save the Republican Party from this scourge.

    - Max Power

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