Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    h... hey guys...?


    trumps been banging nikki haley on air force one...
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    h... hey guys...?


    trumps been banging nikki haley on air force one...
    Says who?

    Michael Wolff was on Bill Maher's show and said there was something he held back from the book, someone Trump is fucking right now, and you could get it if you read between the lines. Apparently some people thinks it's Haley, some people think Hope Hicks. It could be either, both or neither. At this point I would believe absolutely anything about Trump. He's in the Tyson Zone. The worst thing about being president for him has got to be that it's very hard to chase tail.

    So how do you know it's Haley and how do you know it's on AF1?
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    h... hey guys...?


    trumps been banging nikki haley on air force one...
    Says who?

    Michael Wolff was on Bill Maher's show and said there was something he held back from the book, someone Trump is fucking right now, and you could get it if you read between the lines. Apparently some people thinks it's Haley, some people think Hope Hicks. It could be either, both or neither. At this point I would believe absolutely anything about Trump. He's in the Tyson Zone. The worst thing about being president for him has got to be that it's very hard to chase tail.

    So how do you know it's Haley and how do you know it's on AF1?

    bro....



    “By October, however, many of the president’s staff took particular notice of one of the few remaining Trump opportunists: Nikki Haley, the UN ambassador. Haley — ‘as ambitious as Lucifer,’ in the characterization of one member of the senior staff — had concluded that Trump’s tenure would last, at best, a single term, and that she, with the requisite submission, could be his heir apparent.”


    “The president has been spending a notable amount of private time with Haley on Air Force One and was seen to be grooming her for a national political future,” Wolff said. “Haley, who was much more of a traditional Republican, one with a pronounced moderate streak — a type increasingly known as a Jarvanka Republican — was, evident to many, being mentored in Trumpian ways. The danger here, offered one senior Trumper, ‘is that she is so much smarter than him.'”


    Fun fact, Haley has a history of cucking her husband, most notably with Will Folks (politics blogger) who outted their affair in 2007 on his blog:

    We never took our clothes off that first night, but the physical relationship between us progressed much faster than I expected. After sliding the front seats of her SUV as far back as they would go, Nikki climbed on top of me - rubbing her crotch back and forth over the growing bulge in my pants while I groped her ass and ran my hands through her hair and up and down her back.
    John Mayer’s “Slow Dancing In a Burning Room” played on her CD changer.

    Nikki and I kissed even harder and heavier than we had before (away from the lights of the Vista, we weren’t worried about people seeing us here), and at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tough week to be melenia trump


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tough week to be melenia trump


    Adultery isn’t that funny.

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    cuck me once, shame on you.

    cuck me for my entire adult life, and im melenia trump.

     
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    dont forget "hillary would have been worse", thats still getting trotted out.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Sonatine is garbage all these libtard faggots are garbage, I political genius god if I was a teacher none of u faggots could get a B

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Sonatine is garbage all these libtard faggots are garbage, I political genius god if I was a teacher none of u faggots could get a B

    id be busy giving your mom the d.

     
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    he got some from my old man earlier

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Sonatine is garbage all these libtard faggots are garbage, I political genius god if I was a teacher none of u faggots could get a B

    id be busy giving your mom the d.
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    this is my first big laugh of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    this is my first big laugh of the day.
    Yeah. Sarah is great.

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    I really wish the left would stop with all this ridiculous speculation because it just plays into the rights belief about "fake news" and disinformation campaigns that the left runs. There is more than enough verified dirt on Trump to focus on than these ridiculous speculative areas. A decent proportion end up being incorrect and then the right just uses that to suggest all the info is fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    I really wish the left would stop with all this ridiculous speculation because it just plays into the rights belief about "fake news" and disinformation campaigns that the left runs. There is more than enough verified dirt on Trump to focus on than these ridiculous speculative areas. A decent proportion end up being incorrect and then the right just uses that to suggest all the info is fake.
    neither the speculative nor non-speculative areas of focus have any impact whatsoever on the right.

    because in america in 2018, the right is a cult.

    and once everyone to the left of hank hill votes in 2018 and 2020, we will regard the entirety of the republican belief system with all the deference and respect we offer the KKK.

    in the meantime.... *puts on lobster bib and re-reads fire and fury*.


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    I wonder why the Democratic Party is completely broke financially?

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