Listen, I'm all for people self identifying as an alternative gender.
It will make the lines to the ovens even more organized.
"All Hydras to the right!"
Listen, I'm all for people self identifying as an alternative gender.
It will make the lines to the ovens even more organized.
"All Hydras to the right!"
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Chaps' 2017-18 NFL $$ Thread
oh shit
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/white-h...ith-reporters/
It took the White House 22 minutes to figure out how to enable the "listening only" feature on a conference call on Thursday in which senior administration officials announced that President Trump would continue to waive nuclear program-related sanctions, keeping the deal intact.
"This White House can't even run a f*cking conference call," a reporter on an unmuted phone line angrily exclaimed to the entire call. "They don't know how to mute their line."
"It's the illegitimate media that doesn't know how to conduct themselves. They can't mute their f*cking phones," an unidentified official said. "Mute your phones."
Another White House official repeatedly attempted to quiet the noisy line "so the people in charge" could talk.
"I think if everyone had half a brain and common sense and muted their phones, this wouldn't be a problem," she yelled in an apparent fit of frustration.
"Hello? Hello?," one reporter interjected, some 15 minutes after the slated start of the call. "Has the call started?"
"This is Kim Jong Un calling for Donald Trump," another reporter joked as tensions flared.
ALL THE BEST PEOPLE FOLKS
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
I know normally the president himself doesn't do that sort of thing, but they should have given him a go at it. He knew how to set his friends up on conference calls and have their wives listen in so he could try to fuck them, so he should have been able to do this in less than 22 minutes.
HILLARY WON
Maliciously harassing someone based on their race, religion, gender, or sexuality is a crime. Nobody is getting charged for calling someone "mister" twice.
And more generally, millions of people getting worked up over something doesn't make it an issue.
33,000 Americans are killed by guns every years, a rate many times any other western country.
Americans pay 50% more for health care than any other western country.
Climate change is going to cause trillions of dollars of damage and incite multiple wars in the 21st century, according to the hippies at the US Department of Defense.
Those are issues. Hundreds of people calling themselves "genderqueer" is not an issue. The same people who care a whole lot about a tiny number of transgenders are actively working against us making progress on any of those 3 real issues.
OH SHIT BREAKING NEWS OUT OF THE FOX CAMP DONT LOOK SO SURPRISED TRUMPNERDS
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
tRump's Secertary of Homeland Security is being questioned by Judicary here.
https://www.cbsnews.com/live/?ftag=CNMe94798
She was asked if Norway is predominantly white. Under oath she said she does not know. Kirstjen Nielsen is her name, might have ancestors from general area of Norway.
Only the best people.
"Mexico will pay for the wall."
“I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.”
Stephen Hawking
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
“I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.”
Stephen Hawking
oh its just some video that went a bit viral, nothing ground breaking just a hilarious montage of him talking about how mexico is going to pay for it and how great he is at building walls and generally sounding like jim jones followed by begging congress for 93 billion or something to pay for it.
honestly its just pure comedy gold.
i would have posted it here but i dont see it on youtube yet.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.e71b06c85439
3.2 million more people are uninsured since Trump took office.
The good news is that they are mostly poor white trash.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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