Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Also, I think Trump just had an actual stroke while giving that speech.

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    El Gallo: I would have

    I don’t get this.

    So you would have said to yourself, yeah i really want a liberal supreme court, expanded health care and social programs for all, enhanced environmental protections, etc., but fuck that, Clinton might be a rapist so i’ll vote for the guy who opposes all my viewpoints?

    Oh and he’ll also have a republican congress to ensure I’m completely fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I think you mean "evangelical Christian voter base puppet."
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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    El Gallo: I would have

    I don’t get this.

    So you would have said to yourself, yeah i really want a liberal supreme court, expanded health care and social programs for all, enhanced environmental protections, etc., but fuck that, Clinton might be a rapist so i’ll vote for the guy who opposes all my viewpoints?

    Oh and he’ll also have a republican congress to ensure I’m completely fucked.
    Yes, I’d prefer that than giving a rapist the most powerful position in the world. If you are capable of rape I don’t want you in the most powerful position in the world... I pick the other person, because you being a rapist is worse than the other guy being a conservative
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I think you mean "evangelical Christian voter base puppet."
    I thought the base was Literally Nazis.

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    ISIS just wacked the president of Yemen.



    http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/up...llah-saleh.mp4


    luckily Trump defeated them so clearly this is a huge misunderstanding.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    ISIS just wacked the president of Yemen.



    http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/up...llah-saleh.mp4


    luckily Trump defeated them so clearly this is a huge misunderstanding.
    That happened a couple days ago I think. Ali Abdullah Saleh. Or is this a different guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    ISIS just wacked the president of Yemen.



    http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/up...llah-saleh.mp4


    luckily Trump defeated them so clearly this is a huge misunderstanding.
    Thanks Obama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    ISIS just wacked the president of Yemen.



    http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/up...llah-saleh.mp4


    luckily Trump defeated them so clearly this is a huge misunderstanding.

    Wait, I thought Obama had them on the run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    apparently Corey Lewandowski's book is hilarious and a half. im legit dying to read it but im also never, ever, literally ever going to spend a red yankee cent on it so hopefully someone rips/torrents it on principle.
    it is up on at least one torrent site, it is a whopping 18 mb so i dont know if it is filled with pictures so trump can read it or what the deal is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    It's a no contest narrative at this point.

    Todd please chime in about booger eating Ted Cruz now

    TRUMP will win it all

    See you on inauguration day bitches

     
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    are we 100% sure it was just trump’s dentures falling out at the worst possible time?

    imo people aren’t concerned enough that an already mentally unstable guy in his mid-70s, whose diet consists of 100% fast food, may have stroked out during a televised speech.

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    Donald Trump accomplishments?

    According to Miss Piggy (White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders)

    Donald Trump has accomplished the following as President...

    Trump 'helped defeat ISIS' - BULLSHIT!!!

    Trump 'brought unemployment to a 16-year low' - TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!

    Trump 'created over 1.7 million jobs since being elected' - COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

    Donald Trump is a BULLSHITTER!

    He takes credit for other people's work while continuing to eat at McDonalds (he's getting fatter) and playing more golf than any other President in history.

    He cannot take credit for the Wall Street rally since being elected because if Hillary was President they would be saying the market is continuing to do well in spite of her.

    Donald Trump's accomplishments as President so far...

    1) Defeating Hillary Clinton to become President.

    2) Under Trump fewer Americans have been killed (including military) - I'm sure this is unintentional, Trump has been too busy to put his "War on Terror" campaign into action.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post

    2) Under Trump fewer Americans have been killed (including military) - I'm sure this is unintentional, Trump has been too busy to put his "War on Terror" campaign into action.

    the only reason we arent talking about the sheer volume of foreign civilians killed under trump is that he's classified the numbers. because, of course, obama didnt classify the numbers, so trump obviously just had to do it.

    obama got more american military killed because he refused to carpet bomb civilians in his war on isis.

    trump literally flattened entire cities. google it, huge portions of syria now look like fucking dresden.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    are we 100% sure it was just trump’s dentures falling out at the worst possible time?

    imo people aren’t concerned enough that an already mentally unstable guy in his mid-70s, whose diet consists of 100% fast food, may have stroked out during a televised speech.
    Would be great if someone asked Sarah Huckabee at next briefing.

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