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    The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2024


     
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    Don't get how this isn't career suicide in 2024.

    I know Druff likes 'em hefty but how much of the remaining market who buys magazines like this are gonna say fuck it, let's check out some porkers this year?
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    Unfortunately this a a natural progression of the extreme agenda on fat acceptance. We’ve been heading in this direction for quite some time now. The culminating factor was electing on obese president who routinely ate copious amounts of fast food, drank 12 diet cokes a day, and cancelled light beer. https://www.psu.edu/news/research/st...-food-choices/

    The below explains jewdonk unhealthy fascination with fast food restaurants.

    The study, recently published in the journal Appetite, found that people who pay more attention to media coverage about Trump’s diet are more likely to view fast food as a socially acceptable meal option. They also are more likely to eat fast food in the near future, according to the study’s author Jessica Myrick, associate professor of media studies at Penn State’s Donald P. Bellisario College of Communications.

    In Canada we elected a leader who was a fitting image of physical health and as a result our cardiac events are 5 times lower than our southern neighbour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Don't get how this isn't career suicide in 2024.

    I know Druff likes 'em hefty but how much of the remaining market who buys magazines like this are gonna say fuck it, let's check out some porkers this year?
    You actually can choose between 10 covers so this is actually the fitting image of capitalism. Will be intersting to see the results of which covers sell the most.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Unfortunately this a a natural progression of the extreme agenda on fat acceptance. We’ve been heading in this direction for quite some time now. The culminating factor was electing on obese president who routinely ate copious amounts of fast food, drank 12 diet cokes a day, and cancelled light beer. https://www.psu.edu/news/research/st...-food-choices/

    The below explains jewdonk unhealthy fascination with fast food restaurants.

    The study, recently published in the journal Appetite, found that people who pay more attention to media coverage about Trump’s diet are more likely to view fast food as a socially acceptable meal option. They also are more likely to eat fast food in the near future, according to the study’s author Jessica Myrick, associate professor of media studies at Penn State’s Donald P. Bellisario College of Communications.

    In Canada we elected a leader who was a fitting image of physical health and as a result our cardiac events are 5 times lower than our southern neighbour.


    Blame President Trump for everything.

    You are 100% robot.
    Nothing tastes as good as healthy feels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Don't get how this isn't career suicide in 2024.

    I know Druff likes 'em hefty but how much of the remaining market who buys magazines like this are gonna say fuck it, let's check out some porkers this year?
    You actually can choose between 10 covers so this is actually the fitting image of capitalism. Will be intersting to see the results of which covers sell the most.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    In Canada we elected a leader who was a fitting image of physical health and as a result our cardiac events are 5 times lower than our southern neighbour.
    Trudeau has excellent genes. His dad Fidel smoked his whole life and lived to be 90.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post

    You actually can choose between 10 covers so this is actually the fitting image of capitalism. Will be intersting to see the results of which covers sell the most.
    I meant to say kate upton is by the far the choice of the covers (looking now there are 4 main ones and then some weird legend groups) and she is well past her prime.

    https://orderprint.si.com/si_swimsuit_2024_st
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Hard to believe Druff finds this cover erotic.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Hard to believe Druff finds this cover erotic.
    At minimum I bet beautifiul Hunter would never object to the necessity of ordering two XL pepperoni pizzas for the both of them.
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    Hot supermodel for cover of swimsuit issue? No

    After a few beers would most people here allow her to motorboat you or give you a blowjob? Let’s be honest we have all done worse at some point.

     
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    Between Fatty and Gayle….I’m going fatty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Hot supermodel for cover of swimsuit issue? No

    After a few beers would most people here allow her to motorboat you or give you a blowjob? Let’s be honest we have all done worse at some point.
    Not much worse though. Yeah, we all had these in the past, and everyone of us was panicked Sunday morning when they called to see how things were going. Like how do I get the fuck out of this one? I had one chunker call me all the time, I finally said one weekend I had the flu and could not go out with her. Heard the door bell ring and did not answer Saturday afternoon. A couple hours later went out to get the mail and there is a container of homemade chicken soup in a bag, how uncomfortable is that????

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Hot supermodel for cover of swimsuit issue? No

    After a few beers would most people here allow her to motorboat you or give you a blowjob? Let’s be honest we have all done worse at some point.
    Not much worse though. Yeah, we all had these in the past, and everyone of us was panicked Sunday morning when they called to see how things were going. Like how do I get the fuck out of this one? I had one chunker call me all the time, I finally said one weekend I had the flu and could not go out with her. Heard the door bell ring and did not answer Saturday afternoon. A couple hours later went out to get the mail and there is a container of homemade chicken soup in a bag, how uncomfortable is that????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Don't get how this isn't career suicide in 2024.

    I know Druff likes 'em hefty but how much of the remaining market who buys magazines like this are gonna say fuck it, let's check out some porkers this year?
    This one isn't my type. Not into the all over fatness look where the shape basically disappears, and you see things like cankles.

    Once the feminine shape goes away, I'm not into it, whether it's from being too skinny or too fat.

    I think this cover is for shock value. If they wanted to find a hot looking thick/curvy type, they easily could have, but this issue they basically wanted to beat you over the head with the fact that they were showcasing a big girl.

    SI is a failing magazine which is basically obsolete, as is their swimsuit issues. That's why so many covers in recent years have featured women who are either fat, old, or has a penis.

    They might as well go fully into this concept and feature this beautiful woman on their next cover:


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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Hot supermodel for cover of swimsuit issue? No

    After a few beers would most people here allow her to motorboat you or give you a blowjob? Let’s be honest we have all done worse at some point.
    Not much worse though. Yeah, we all had these in the past, and everyone of us was panicked Sunday morning when they called to see how things were going. Like how do I get the fuck out of this one? I had one chunker call me all the time, I finally said one weekend I had the flu and could not go out with her. Heard the door bell ring and did not answer Saturday afternoon. A couple hours later went out to get the mail and there is a container of homemade chicken soup in a bag, how uncomfortable is that????
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    Big and beautifull wondering when trans cover model will be.

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