Time to get on the TRUMP train

[sonatine]

Fun fact: Trump and his whore wife havent slept in the same bed in years.

[adamantium]

Fun fact: Trump and his whore wife havent slept in the same bed in years.

neither has 80% of married couples over 50

[sonatine]

Fun fact: Trump and his whore wife havent slept in the same bed in years.

neither has 80% of married couples over 50

nice try, cnn.

[Henry]

adam shit had a look at some surveillance documents and he emerged looking like he seen a ghost

maybe saw those photos of russian whores and trump behaving like sick piss freaks

[hongkonger]

Fun fact: Trump and his whore wife havent slept in the same bed in years.

That's because Trump keeps hiring Russian hookers to piss in it.

[sonatine]

[MumblesBadly]

Finally! Frumps tweets make so much sense now!



Thank you, The Daily Show!
https://www.facebook.com/thedailysho...207418271800:0

[thesidedish]

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hongkonger: Look in the mirror




Ur so desperate to get a win over me which will NEVER come. Keep digging ur own grave deeper, pretty sure u will disappear before it's all said and done

[Mintjewlips]

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

We have to admit, since becoming President there is no more news of terrorism, bad weather, crime in general, cops killing blacks, drug abuse etc etc etc

Trump has really cleaned this country up!

[Mintjewlips]

[thesidedish]

MINTJEWLIPS IS GOD

[Mintjewlips]

[Mintjewlips]

[Pooh]

I think I solved the immigration problem. First and foremost, this is right leaning, as it should be, because the Republicans run the White House and both the house and Senate. There are repercussions when there is a majority so we deal with it for now. Two years maybe things change.

First the three major items the left are against but have to happen. The wall will be built, the end of sanctuary cities and the executive order for those countries specified in said order. I don't care who pays for the wall but he ran on and got elected on building the damn wall so it needs to get done.

As for the illegal immigrants. Once the wall is completed, any illegal sitting in prison from a felony is automatically deported never to set foot on US soil again. If they come back it will be punishable by death. Death is a strong response but we need strong. These are the worst of the worst and we're trying to make this country safer and more productive.

All current illegals are allowed to stay. They will all have to register with the government and be given identification so we know who they are. They will not be allowed to vote. They will have two years to fully assimilate into this country. I don't give a fuck what language they speak but if they can't assimilate and be completely off all government programs in two years then they will be deported. This will essentially eliminate the need for sanctuary cities since nobody will currently be here illegally. After two years, they will become US citizens and be allowed to vote.

All current immigrants who are trying to become US citizens legally will be declared US citizens immediately and the list will be empty. They will be allowed to vote immediately. We need to reward these people and they will be rewarded. They are now citizens.

There will be zero immigration allowed for two years. They will be able to get on the list and begin the process but nobody will be allowed into the country for two years.

If anyone is caught entering the country illegally in these two years, they will be deported and not be allowed to become a legal citizen forever.

I think this solves a lot of the immigration problems. It isn't perfect but nothing is. There's a little give and take on boths sides. It's simple. It also won't ever happen.

[OSA]

I think I solved the immigration problem. First and foremost, this is right leaning, as it should be, because the Republicans run the White House and both the house and Senate. There are repercussions when there is a majority so we deal with it for now. Two years maybe things change.

First the three major items the left are against but have to happen. The wall will be built, the end of sanctuary cities and the executive order for those countries specified in said order. I don't care who pays for the wall but he ran on and got elected on building the damn wall so it needs to get done.

As for the illegal immigrants. Once the wall is completed, any illegal sitting in prison from a felony is automatically deported never to set foot on US soil again. If they come back it will be punishable by death. Death is a strong response but we need strong. These are the worst of the worst and we're trying to make this country safer and more productive.

All current illegals are allowed to stay. They will all have to register with the government and be given identification so we know who they are. They will not be allowed to vote. They will have two years to fully assimilate into this country. I don't give a fuck what language they speak but if they can't assimilate and be completely off all government programs in two years then they will be deported. This will essentially eliminate the need for sanctuary cities since nobody will currently be here illegally. After two years, they will become US citizens and be allowed to vote.

All current immigrants who are trying to become US citizens legally will be declared US citizens immediately and the list will be empty. They will be allowed to vote immediately. We need to reward these people and they will be rewarded. They are now citizens.

There will be zero immigration allowed for two years. They will be able to get on the list and begin the process but nobody will be allowed into the country for two years.

If anyone is caught entering the country illegally in these two years, they will be deported and not be allowed to become a legal citizen forever.

I think this solves a lot of the immigration problems. It isn't perfect but nothing is. There's a little give and take on boths sides. It's simple. It also won't ever happen.

The left and cocksuckers on this forum like DirtyB will say why cant amnesty happen first, then the wall?

[Pooh]

I think I solved the immigration problem. First and foremost, this is right leaning, as it should be, because the Republicans run the White House and both the house and Senate. There are repercussions when there is a majority so we deal with it for now. Two years maybe things change.

First the three major items the left are against but have to happen. The wall will be built, the end of sanctuary cities and the executive order for those countries specified in said order. I don't care who pays for the wall but he ran on and got elected on building the damn wall so it needs to get done.

As for the illegal immigrants. Once the wall is completed, any illegal sitting in prison from a felony is automatically deported never to set foot on US soil again. If they come back it will be punishable by death. Death is a strong response but we need strong. These are the worst of the worst and we're trying to make this country safer and more productive.

All current illegals are allowed to stay. They will all have to register with the government and be given identification so we know who they are. They will not be allowed to vote. They will have two years to fully assimilate into this country. I don't give a fuck what language they speak but if they can't assimilate and be completely off all government programs in two years then they will be deported. This will essentially eliminate the need for sanctuary cities since nobody will currently be here illegally. After two years, they will become US citizens and be allowed to vote.

All current immigrants who are trying to become US citizens legally will be declared US citizens immediately and the list will be empty. They will be allowed to vote immediately. We need to reward these people and they will be rewarded. They are now citizens.

There will be zero immigration allowed for two years. They will be able to get on the list and begin the process but nobody will be allowed into the country for two years.

If anyone is caught entering the country illegally in these two years, they will be deported and not be allowed to become a legal citizen forever.

I think this solves a lot of the immigration problems. It isn't perfect but nothing is. There's a little give and take on boths sides. It's simple. It also won't ever happen.

The left and cocksuckers on this forum like DirtyB will say why cant amnesty happen first, then the wall?

They basically have amnesty while the wall is being built. The only ones being deported are the ones in prison and we need the wall built first so they can't come back. I think it's a pretty reasonable plan. Literally nobody loses.

[hongkonger]

About 40% of the border is the Rio Grande. How do we build a wall there? It has to be on our side, so do we just give up our half of the river? Just curious what's the plan. Serious question

[sonatine]

shout out to those dirty leftists, without whom OSA would be spending his summers at conversion therapy camp, praying away the gay between electrotherapy.

[blake]

I think I solved the immigration problem. First and foremost, this is right leaning, as it should be, because the Republicans run the White House and both the house and Senate. There are repercussions when there is a majority so we deal with it for now. Two years maybe things change.

First the three major items the left are against but have to happen. The wall will be built, the end of sanctuary cities and the executive order for those countries specified in said order. I don't care who pays for the wall but he ran on and got elected on building the damn wall so it needs to get done.

As for the illegal immigrants. Once the wall is completed, any illegal sitting in prison from a felony is automatically deported never to set foot on US soil again. If they come back it will be punishable by death. Death is a strong response but we need strong. These are the worst of the worst and we're trying to make this country safer and more productive.

All current illegals are allowed to stay. They will all have to register with the government and be given identification so we know who they are. They will not be allowed to vote. They will have two years to fully assimilate into this country. I don't give a fuck what language they speak but if they can't assimilate and be completely off all government programs in two years then they will be deported. This will essentially eliminate the need for sanctuary cities since nobody will currently be here illegally. After two years, they will become US citizens and be allowed to vote.

All current immigrants who are trying to become US citizens legally will be declared US citizens immediately and the list will be empty. They will be allowed to vote immediately. We need to reward these people and they will be rewarded. They are now citizens.

There will be zero immigration allowed for two years. They will be able to get on the list and begin the process but nobody will be allowed into the country for two years.

If anyone is caught entering the country illegally in these two years, they will be deported and not be allowed to become a legal citizen forever.

I think this solves a lot of the immigration problems. It isn't perfect but nothing is. There's a little give and take on boths sides. It's simple. It also won't ever happen.

i think liberals in congress might actually go along with this but amnesty would be real unpopular with the trump voters and a lot of the republican base

edit --except for the death part which is obv ridiculous