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    David Williams to be on "Master Chef"

    http://www.pokernews.com/news/2016/0...chef-24645.htm

    Well-known pro poker player David Williams announced via Twitter that he'll be a participant in the upcoming seventh season of the popular cooking reality show MasterChef.

    Williams, best known in the poker world for his second-place finish in the 2004 World Series of Poker Main Event, has accrued over $8.6 million in tournament cashes, including WSOP and World Poker Tour titles. He'll be among 40 contestants competing in a season premier June 1 on FOX. The show will air at 8 p.m. ET.

    On MasterChef, hosted and judged by famed TV chef Gordon Ramsay and Christina Tosi, amateur cooks compete with each other in cooking challenges and are eliminated across a season's worth of episodes until just one winner remains. That winner will receive a $250,000 grand prize and a cookbook deal. Dishes are judged for flavor, creativity, and presentation.
    I wonder if Pig's Feet will be on the menu?

     
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    Can't wait to see his potaToes au gratin.

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    For Williams to win Master Chef, it would be quite a feat.

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    The Iron Chef of pounding vag or in his case sucking toes.

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    Let's not forget about the Brazil Nut appetizer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Let's not forget about the Brazil Nut appetizer.
    Would that be a whore d'oeuvre?
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    Hope he brings his lucky rabbits foot.

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    How is there no joke yet about a rump roast?

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    I also take issue with the statement that he is "best known" for his 2004 second place Main Event finish.

    He wishes that were true.

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    He did fuck Aubrey O'Day and The Matador's daughter from TILT, though, so I give him credit for that.

    That's pretty damn good for a Magic the Gaythering geek.




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    How is there no joke yet about a rump roast?
    LOL

    I think the ever lasting picture of this saga is the main one on the website/DVD menu where "Tony's" face is literally covered by Janet's foot. Yes, he does go to the salad buffet later in the film, but his face buried into her foot was the lasting image I think we all had.

    That story also was the one that brought me to NWP #throwbacks

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    How is there no joke yet about a rump roast?
    LOL

    I think the ever lasting picture of this saga is the main one of the DVD where David's face is literally covered by Janet's foot. Yes, he does go to the salad buffet later in the film, but his face buried into her foot was the lasting image I think we all were left with.

    That story also was the one that brought me to NWP #throwbacks

    I am sure on the show that he will be hard to defeat.

     
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    Tiffany Mitchell did some stupid cooking TV show a few years back.

    When you start going on stupid reality TV shows, your poker career is fucking over.

    David Williams could've had a career in porn, if only his dick was a few inches bigger.

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    David Williams facepalm/cry at the end of this episode which is a preview for next week.

    Jump to about the 40:53 mark:


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    David "Tony" Williams made the Masterchef finale next week. From what I've caught of this show he will be lucky to finish higher then 3rd because the other two people are much better.

    David is getting a whole lot of hate on twitter for the way he has acted on the show. Even though he comes off as very whiny people don't realize this is television and he's very competitive. While he's been annoying at times I'd rather see someone actually care then to brush it off like "whatever, I'm happy to finish in 8th place".

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    It's an absolute cert he likes mushrooms.
    BALLIN'!!

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    David Williams addresses the foot porn from back in the day. Jump to around the 1 hour 44 minute mark.



    Time stamp might be off I think the video is still encoding on youtube.
    Last edited by BeerAndPoker; 09-22-2016 at 01:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post







    Tiffany Mitchell did some stupid cooking TV show a few years back.

    When you start going on stupid reality TV shows, your poker career is fucking over.

    David Williams could've had a career in porn, if only his dick was a few inches bigger.
    The still pictures only barely capture that when he had that chick's feet in his mouth, he was the happiest goddamn dude in the world.

    I don't think people really talked about the funniest part of the whole deal. Most people probably assumed that he was offered the chance to be in a porno for a few bucks and he took it. But that's not true. At the beginning that old, busted woman talks about how David had been a paid member of her site for years, and had sent her repeated emails begging to fly to wherever she lives to fuck her on camera.

     
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