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[Krypt]

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

Discuss

[DRK Star]

Seeing that I knew some escorts, I can assist here


1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.

2. Yes, many of them charge more for anal. Figure out the codes you have to ask for, or they advertise for, if they are up for anal. "Greek" will be their code.

3. Again, if she is going to blow you, and let your random load into her mouth, do you really want to make out with said mouth, after she has taken hundreds of random loads in there? I mean, its tempting to want to do some of those things, but you have to get a good read on them to make sure they are taking care of themselves. Are they really clean, are they getting tested frequently? Hard to tell. I'd stick to doing stuff where you dont have a chance of getting any of her fluids in you, to be safe. Some of those women are seriously, and dangerously crazy.


what area of the US do you live in? See if you can find women on Eros, Preferred 411 or Roomservice 2000. If you are going to seriously "dabble" as a "Hobbyist", you may want to pay the $50 at RS2K (Roomservice 2000) and get verified, so the gals dont think you are a cop. Backpage is going to get you some shady gals. The other 3 have better classes of women and far less chance of getting busted.

[snake_in_the_ass]

1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.

That applies to all women.

[vegas1369]

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

Discuss

You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

[Krypt]

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

Discuss

You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

Drop the knowledge asap vegas

[4Dragons]

You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

Drop the knowledge asap vegas

Enjoy your Valtrex prescription.

[Sloppy Joe]

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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If your inquiring about eating out a prostitute, some serious advice is in store.

It's only pussy; just talk around a bit, don't act too jilted and you'll lose your virginity eventually. If JSearles can get laid, anyone can.

Leave the flask at home, lay off the Acqua di Gio and don't make any references to how you can only drink bottled water.

Please don't kill people if they reject you.

[Krypt]

Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

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[4Dragons]

Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.

As a Persian, how many bottles do you go through a month?

[simpdog]

Dreams really can come true.

Krypt acquiring Super Aids is high on the list.

[limitles]

Let's cut the prince some slack, not a metaphor. If all yas got are expensive escorts and you are a Kalahari Bushmen with a particular hankering, something has to give.

I hearby announce a ground level investment opportuntity not seen since the days of the pocket fisherman...
This new millionmaker (already patented) will be known as Didlly's Pocket Dam, in honour of it's inventor, Dentist and now correctional inmate # 19992, Vaughn.
Born and raised with one name and a smallish head.

[The_Lurker]

In before Krypt gets rolled by a pimp for his Jordans, hat, and his anal virginity.

[Shizzmoney]

I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

[unchainedghost]

I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

I know a guy in my building that got grabbed in one of those stings. Probably a big misunderstanding.

[4Dragons]

I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

Some of the hookers around here have been pulling knives on guys and holding it to their balls whilst they rob them blind... I mean like for years this has been de rigueur policy for some of these ho's.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.



Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

Some of the hookers around here have been pulling knives on guys and holding it to their balls whilst they rob them blind... I mean like for years this has been de rigueur policy for some of these ho's.

Friend of mine was in Rome and got honeytrapped- he was shagging this fine looking bird when two guys came in the room, the woman bit down on his forearm so he couldn't move and one of the guys smacked him in the ribs with a hammer whilst the other went looking in his trousers for his wallet. my friend headbutted the whore so she released him and then turned and promptly layed the smackdown on both the guys (my friend is built and into his kung-fu and shit)- he actually stood down on one of the guys' ballsack and said he heard/felt them squash lolol

[4Dragons]

My rep just went full Blackjack

[4Dragons]

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jsearles22: Bragging about rep is faggot

[Mintjewlips]

There's nothing better then someone who actually wants to blow you. I'd rather fuck a fat chick with linebacker shoulders then go on backpage and find some catfish who looks nothing like her picture..because its a sting...now it comes full circle...you wind up fucking your hand either way.....sooo just jerk off