A much maligned poster made an eloquent description of the taste or smell of Tila Tequila's twat. He said it had an alkaline battery stench or taste. In his constant stream of unconsciousness there are these gems. Frankly I think this makes him at least some type of Zod.
I will add my own attempt now to freestyle on the topic of Tila's tiny twat.
Tila Tequila's twat looks like the top of Mr. T's head.
Not his head in the A Team heydays but his currently shriveled cancerous noggin
I didn't taste her twat Zod.
Caught a whiff tho
I'm guessing a 7/11 hoagie.... day old
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Here's my bid. And, yes. It really needs spoilering.
(NSF queasy stomachs)
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Here's my bid. And, yes. It really needs spoilering.
(NSF queasy stomachs)
Thanks Mumbles. I was going to post a picture of a moldy crumpled up been through the washing machine 10 times disintegrating one dollar bill and say:
Tila's twat looks like an old crumpled up one dollar bill.
But then you posted the pic above and I can't stop vomiting.
Keep it between the ditches hombre!
Tila's twat looks like this bowl of meat curtains. I'm sure you'll agree.
Wagyu on the grill.
Less dry than its namesake
I once slept with a woman who looked like that downstairs. It was like 30 years ago and she had relentlessly plied me with drinks at a grad student mixer. She moaned and screamed like a banshee once I faked "finishing" with her. (It was either that, or likely endure having her presumptuously console me for not being able to do so.)
Fortunately, I moved to another apartment shortly afterwards so that she couldn't find me when she came knocking at the front door a few weeks later looking for a repeat enhanced interrogation session after I didn't call her during the interim. (Can you blame me?)
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Just when Tila's twat was looking its worst, we uncovered this horrible beaver shot from her upcoming porno.
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