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    ^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
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    C'mon you know the drill fella. Nobody is out for your kids, they're just used to needle you.

    You're one of the best at shoving it back down their throats. So get back on form and stop crying foul.

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    I guess I thought there was some honor among degenerates. There are unwritten lines that usually aren't crossed. Kids/families are generally off limits as far as I knew. Problem is the simpletons on this site have tossed the same tired shit at me so incessantly, and I've laughed it all off for so long, they are getting frustrated and devolving. Says immensely more about them than it does about me of course
    Just like you and your bf dupe loling my dead dad. What's worse, making fun of a kid nobody has ever seen or a dead family member? Let me know when someone close to you croaks and you'll see how it feels fella.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Here's the thing, I'm no parent and can't imagine being one. However, if I was one, there is no way on God's green Earth that I'm letting "KFC Val" decide if my son gets a treat or not. If the kid was cookie teased and you didn't instantly say no then just fork over the 49 cents and buy your son a damn cookie.


    P.S. Black women aren't named Val.

    The kid learned a fucking lesson in all of this- you don't always get what you want. Notice I didn't order him a cookie because I didn't feel he needed one. I'd have been mildly irritated if he got the free cookie. But again, not sure how else to say it, but this thread ain't about a cookie. It's about Val handling the situation almost as badly as fucking possible
    Val played god and you didn't like it and you're too fucking cheap to buy the little shit a cookie. And now you want her fired. That's what this thread is about. A minimum wage drive thru chick doesn't make decisions about giving out free shit. Evidently Val does and she didn't like trash. Wipe your fucking ass with the damn cookie searles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
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    The kid learned a fucking lesson in all of this- you don't always get what you want. Notice I didn't order him a cookie because I didn't feel he needed one. I'd have been mildly irritated if he got the free cookie. But again, not sure how else to say it, but this thread ain't about a cookie. It's about Val handling the situation almost as badly as fucking possible
    Val played god and you didn't like it and you're too fucking cheap to buy the little shit a cookie. And now you want her fired. That's what this thread is about. A minimum wage drive thru chick doesn't make decisions about giving out free shit. Evidently Val does and she didn't like trash. Wipe your fucking ass with the damn cookie searles.
    I would have bought the kid a cookie, but from somewhere other than that KFC. No reason to reward them for their obvious rudeness, no matter how slight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
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    I guess I thought there was some honor among degenerates. There are unwritten lines that usually aren't crossed. Kids/families are generally off limits as far as I knew. Problem is the simpletons on this site have tossed the same tired shit at me so incessantly, and I've laughed it all off for so long, they are getting frustrated and devolving. Says immensely more about them than it does about me of course
    Just like you and your bf dupe loling my dead dad. What's worse, making fun of a kid nobody has ever seen or a dead family member? Let me know when someone close to you croaks and you'll see how it feels fella.

    the best adrenaline rush of all time???



    p.s. pooh is God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post

    Just like you and your bf dupe loling my dead dad. What's worse, making fun of a kid nobody has ever seen or a dead family member? Let me know when someone close to you croaks and you'll see how it feels fella.

    the best adrenaline rush of all time???



    p.s. pooh is God
    Killing my dad? It was strictly business. My peepee didn't even get hard....until I saw the check.

     
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    I checked the price of these cookies and they are 2.99 per dozen.

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    JFC, all this over a fucking cookie?

     
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    first thing I would do is



     
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    When sizzle finally got the cookie, it looked like this


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    JFC, this thread delivers.

    I had to use the bathroom after page 1 so i didn't piss myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    tbh I didn't think white people ate at kfc, I stand corrected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    I've covered this forward and back. PFA jsearles is a character. I figured the moderately intelligent people had this figured out.


     
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    Lanister is going to up late tonight red reppin

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    Did you order or pay for a cookie?

    Is it KFC store policy to give cookies to children for free?

    Is it not a right of a store manager to monitor inventory and at their discretion not give out "freebies" that are not part of a promotion?

    The answer is a resounding no to all 3 of those.

    Good on you for being protective of your boy, but honestly man you sound like a cunt little bitch trying to get this chick fired for denying your child a cookie that he was never entitled to nor you paid for. Yes the lady was a bitch, but you have no recourse nor did she do anything really wrong here besides say no to something she had every right to say no to. Stop crying, have your assistant write a check to vegas for $500 and go about your business.

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    Druff wouldn't complain because he fears an investigation

    you see, when he goes there he uses a fake ID, sunglasses and an old Dodger hat so he can pass at +55 senior so he can get the senior discount of a free small soft dring with any meal

    Druff continues to pinch nickles so hard he makes the Indian cry and the Buffalo shit
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Fuck 'em all my friends, fuck 'em all
    The long the short and the tall
    There'll be no milk and cookies
    For flat-footed rookies
    So cheer up my friends, fuck 'em all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    Seriously though that would piss me off. Usually people ask the parents before they offer a cookie/treat/whatever to kids or even dogs (settle down pal I'm not calling your kid a dog). Also what does a cookie cost? A quarter? Why would you piss off a customer for a quarter?

    :lgwc
    I believe a Subway near me once stopped giving free refills on fountain pop. I think they wanted 0.50 or 0.75 for a refill.

    The pop machine was on the customer side of the counter so people mostly ignored their sign. The odd employee would give you shit for doing it but most ignored.

    How much is a refill? I'd wager 10-20 cents max.

    I wonder if the sparten would give the kid a free cookie.
    Less. Soda is almost pure profit.

     
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