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    What Would Druff Do, KFC edition

    This evening I decided to swing by and grab some KFC drive thru. I know, Im fat again....... Anyways, I had one of my few lifetime horrible customer service experiences. It got me more pissed off the further away I drove. So I ask WWDD?

    I pull up to the drive thru window after ordering. I had one child with me, a 3 year old. As he is prone to do, he was rolling his window up and down. I drive a lifted Chevrolet truck so he is eye level with the window. The girl working sees him and exclaims "OH my gosh, he is soooo cute". She then hollers into the store to a person I can not see "hey Val, can we get a cookie for this precious little boy?" My son of course hears this and says "COOKIE? YEAH YEAH". The girl looks back into the store again and has a pained half nervous smile on her face. She looks confused. She motions with her hand like she wants someone to come over to her. As the person approaches she repeats "can we get a cookie for this little boy?" A fat bulldyke looking bitch appears in view, and she sternly but under her breath at the same time says simply "NO". The girl now looks flustered and confused. She says "huh"? The Manager Val, with a resting bitch face, just shakes her head no again and shuffles off. The clerk at the window now looks like she wants to cry. She apologizes profusely after Val is out of earshot. She says she isnt sure what happened, that they routinely give out cookies to little kids. I tell her hey not your fault, and drive off. My 3 year old of course wants his fucking cookie and asks about it 10x on the way home.

    At first I was in qausi shock so I didnt think to do anything at the time. By time I got home I was contemplating driving back there, walking in and ordering a cookie, demanding Val checks me out, and throwing fucking nickles and dimes at her fat ass. Im definitely calling the actual store manager tomorrow during the day, as well as calling corporate KFC and trying to get this bitch fired. Is KFC required to give away free cookies? Of course not. Is it possible they are really watching food cost and Val has been bitched at? Sure it is. Nonetheless she handled this horribly. Give the damn kid his cookie and bitch at the drive thru cashier as soon as I pull off. Or politely tell me "sorry sir, we are unable to do that today" or "sorry sir, we just ran out of cookies" or really anything different than what she did.

    Fuck Val, Im posting this on the local Facebook as well as doing all the shit I said above.

    As an aside, my very calm, very docile, quiet wife had a LOL response when I text her about it. She said "Val either doesnt have little kids, or her kids are uglier than her and she's just jealous of our cute kids." SHOOOOOOOOOTS FIRED!!

     
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      IamGreek: Why didn't you just pay for a fckin cookie?
      
      Mintjewlips: over a cookie?
      
      YUUP: Drugs his wife rep
      
      Fartapotomous: You going to teach your 3 year old to be a welsher like his old man?
      
      MumblesBadly: WTF with all the red reps! If Druff posted something like this, most of you drooling fanboys would give him a pass, or an "Attaboy".
      
      Serial Fail: You are absolute scum
      
      nunbeater: lol still a fag 2019
      
      gimmick:
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Bro. We understand that you are fat but why are you trying to make your kids fat?

     
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      Lord of the Fraud: is that not in the constitution?
      
      jacosta24: Go make up some more stories faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Bro. We understand that you are fat but why are you trying to make your kids fat?
    Bro, your speech impediment is so bad that my 3 year olds speaks more clearly than you do
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Bro. We understand that you are fat but why are you trying to make your kids fat?
    Bro, your speech impediment is so bad that my 3 year olds speaks more clearly than you do
    At least I don't have type 2 diabetes. Do you feed them donuts and chocolate milk each morning?

     
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      jacosta24: This is why ur wife cheated on you

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      MumblesBadly: Almost Mumbly! I've proud of you!

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    lol but not for nothing, Val obviously didn't think your kid was as cute as you do. I'm not going to tell you what I think your kid looks like because it wouldn't be appropriate. I'll post a picture though. Oh and trying to get someone fired for not giving your kid free shit is lol. If I owned the store I'd kindly ask you to never come to my store again.

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    I think they have a no free cookie for dudes in lifted pickups policy.

     
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      jsearles22: Possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Bro, your speech impediment is so bad that my 3 year olds speaks more clearly than you do
    At least I don't have type 2 diabetes. Do you feed them donuts and chocolate milk each morning?
    Both my kids are very healthy actually. 3 year old had his yearly check yesterday, no concerns.

    But you're full grown and talk like a water head. You ain't fixing that. Tight life retard

     
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      MumblesBadly: No accent issues. Spelling and usage.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    I'd be more pissed that the chick offered a cookie to your diabetic child

     
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      lol wow: skatz

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    I'm forced to buy a cookie there. I'm lazy and that's the path of least resistance.

    I have no issues with how you're handling it tho, I can respect it. Fuck Val. That's extraordinarily rude and just downright bad service.

    May have been your dumb face that set her off.

     
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      big dick: something had to set her off
      
      jsearles22: Possible she's just a rude cunt? Or she was having a bad day??

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    Is your child adopted? (Ie some sort of racism by Val?)

    Was the cashier hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    I'm forced to buy a cookie there. I'm lazy and that's the path of least resistance.

    I have no issues with how you're handling it tho, I can respect it. Fuck Val. That's extraordinarily rude and just downright bad service.

    May have been your dumb face that set her off.
    I agree with this. Searles isn't a likable guy on the Internet. I can't even imagine what a douchebag he is in real life.

     
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      Fartapotomous: I guess we found out, he is to cheap of a dad to buy his fucking kid a cookie. If it was me I would have bought my son the cookie instead of letting such a minor miss hap fester and bother me to this absurd point.
      
      MumblesBadly: Why need to imagine? Just look in the mirror.

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